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D'aww Man With Everything Want HUG!!! 2017-06-12 08:48:42 Post No.83833890
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D'aww Man With Everything Want HUG!!!
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>waaahhh I'm very handsome and have a large penis and people like to be around me and beautiful women want to have sex with me all the time
>please feel sympathy for me
>please
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http://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/filename/Boo%20Hoo%20My%20Life%20Sucks%20Balls/
the hero that /tv/ deserves
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Didn't he mostly just fuck prostitutes in this flick?
There is nothing stopping you from fucking prostitutes too OP so stop being so salty.
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>>83833910
>Didn't he mostly just fuck prostitutes
[citation missing]
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What is she thinking?
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"Oh my GOD he's got so much money!"
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He can unironically kill her by just laying on top of her
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>ah, this isn't so bad, at least the fat fuck took a shower before we came here. Afterwards I can use his money to get high as fuck
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What was Michael Bay thinking when he made Cuck Harbor?
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If your favorite Pearl Harbor related film isn't Tora Tora Tora then you need to leave /tv/.
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>bet i could make a few bucks off that.
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even as a kid the girl fucking that dudes best friend then him raising the kid didn't sit right with me. it's more depressing than the event the movie is named after
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HEEEEEECTOOOOOOOORRR! 2017-06-12 08:35:45 Post No.83833704
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HEEEEEEC-TOOOOOORRRRR!
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yes?
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May the gods keep the wolves in the hills and the women in our beds
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no one was actually rooting for achilles, right?
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What's the differences between these two?
Both are obviously power hungry schemers but what are the subtle things that distinguish them?
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jawlines
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>>83833658
I haven't watched s5 but has Claire actually succeeded at anything besides that deal she made doing shit in Africa that she accomplished screwed the bill in s1?
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Only one can act
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Has there/will there ever be another like it?
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>>83833589
No. Just be glad we have it.
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>>83833589
> Will there ever be another critically acclaimed film about a White guy becoming the leader and doing stuff better than natives.
hahaha, Nnnnno. Nope. Newp.
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>>83833589
There's been plenty.
This was basically lord of the rings for old normies. A memorably fun summer epic. Nothing profound or provocative.
>Yes, yes, well done Slytherin, well done Slytherin.
>HOWEVER
What exactly was running through Dumbledore's mind at this point?
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Fuck Slytherin and FUCK racist snake people!
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>>83833572
We may never know for certain, but it had to be something DULL
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>Lel I'm about to fuck with these kids so hard. I hope they don't all grow into psychotic edgelords because of this. I wonder why that always seems to happen to this house? I guess we'll never know.
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has there ever been a movie more reddit?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLVUlb7fpF8
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>space_station_spinning.webm
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Who sleeps on a bed like this?
Also whos your 80s-fu?
Winona, claimed.
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Red Sonja
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normal american sleeping position
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I'm American and I sleep like this
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Return of the Living Dead 2017-06-12 08:14:48 Post No.83833434
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Return of the Living Dead
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Am I the only one who overthinks this concept to the point of insanity?
Basically these zombies can't die. If you cut their head off they control their body remotely, if you destroy their brain they can still move and function.
But the thing is they maintain some semblance of clarity and thought during the entire thing, only behaving erratically due to their painful unending lust for brains.
So these zombies are conscious people, unable to die by any means, with an unending craving and desire for brains,
yet cremation is seen as an "out". But, they can think with their brain destroyed, they can move severed limbs.. wouldn't they just be thoughts in ashes? Unable to see, smell, feel or move? A collection of thoughts unendingly craving brains they have no bodies to collect resonating in dust for eternity?
That sounds fucking horrifying in contrast to the light portrayal of it in the films and really takes me out. It's like you can get the most fucked up, terrible fate by the way that you die, or by what fuckers do to your corps after you do.
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>>83833434
I met her when I was 11. Mindy Clark, IIRC. Took a picture of her ass.
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>>83833434
Don't forget, fresh living human brains ripe with blood and oxygen was like a strong painkiller for the zombies, like oxycodone.
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>Vesper Lynd
>26 years old
>Some sort of high executive accountant working for FAFT
>Me
>27 years old
>Work retail and lives with parents
>Still sleeps on a single bed
Wtf. at that age are we really supposed to have our lives and careers sorted out by then. Her character also seems a lot more mature and worldly than I am now.
fuck this depresses me. at least bond and other male leads tend to be a lot older so I don't feel as bad.
Anyone else compare where a character is at life when they are supposed to be the same age as you.
never used to make me feel bad when I was under 25 but now it's really getting to me ;_;
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I used to feel bad about that too until realizing imageboards were also full of people similar to me
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>>83833373
I would like to be that chain.
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Yeah, and at 25 Luke already beat Vader while I've never flown X-wing before, what the hell
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I'm putting together a detail, /tv/. Who ya got?
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>>83833151
to do what? assassinate don cheadle so you can have all his roles?
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>>83833151
Reminder that Marlo was undercover FBI agent.
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Dubs guy has the connections we need.Also dubs.
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Imagine putting your dick inside of her and rubbing it around until you ejaculate
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Looks a generic girl
You need to go out more
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>its a young jamie is a fag and doesn't lower the camera when there's a titty monster on episode
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>You need to go out more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCeOf2q6_TA
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Our guys
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>>83833014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ePBNGmxVK8
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>>83833014
Eat something my man.
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I never watched the first part Holy Steven 700lbs he's crazy. Poor nurses man.
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So what I get is the dad is really the problem. The mom was an alky and they aren't?
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Is there a Part 3?
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how can a man keep on living like this?
if I was a quarter of his weight, I'd kill myself