>Vesper Lynd >26 years old >Some sort of high executive

I used to feel bad about that too until realizing imageboards were also full of people similar to me

>>83833373
I would like to be that chain.

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Yeah, and at 25 Luke already beat Vader while I've never flown X-wing before, what the hell

>>83833432
Are you sure about that? You wouldn't be able to breathe and end up suffocating.

>>83833373

>27 years old
>Work retail

Just off yourself

>>83833432
oh god.

to feel her breasts squeezed against me.

the disgust stare she has.

fuck.

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>>83833373

>27 years old
>Work retail and lives with parents

What went so wrong OP ?

Rich parents send kids like that to private schools and get them jobs through connections. Except the real life equivalent of vesper will be a liberal bitch virtue signalling about diversity and african niglets. It's literally impossible to feel sympathy toward these people.

What kind of rope do i need for my 260 pound ass?

>>83833456
I'd die happy.

>>83833373
It's fiction you moron

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>>83833373
I'm 36 and haven't had a gf in 14 years!

40 year old, unemployed virgin with an IQ of 156 who's never completed a tertiary course, here

Ask me anything

>>83833541
What keeps you going brother?

>>83833541
How's it goin? Any nice weather lately?

i would assume someone so well off and worldly at that age either came from money or just got extremely lucky. i never met anyone in their 20s that had all their shit figured out. you're not alone, anon.

>>83833500
chill out OP you are gonna get an aneurysm

>>83833548
I'm autistically programmed to never self-terminate, by an overly-religious mother

>>83833555
It's fucking spectacular. A brisk 15 Celsius (~60 F) during the day, and down to freezing (32 F) at night. Couldn't be happier.

>>83833586
That's solid. Cold weather is the best for sleeping.

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>>83833541
>le IQ
IQ doesn't mean anything if you don't do anything with your alleged intelligence.

>>83833490

the depression got me

used to be a paramedic. towards the end of my career worked like a dog for 2 years and saved all my money to leave to my sister when I killed myself.

didn't go through with it lol and I don't want to be in healthcare anymore.

don't know what I want to do now though and I am just fluffing around in life basically waiting to die. but depression-wise I'm in a much better place lol

that is until I see in shows where I am supposed to be at life at this point.

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>>83833373
Fuck, I do this too.

I'm 24. Have a shitty job that's barely a real job. Still live with my parents. got a degree but I feel like I know knothing about my field to the point where I barely ever talk or think about it.

I watch these characters have great jobs, see the world, be badass, have relationships and change the world at my age or younger.

fuck.
I'm 24 so maybe I'll be a high executive accountant working for FAFT yet.
Hahaha

>>83833539

24 and i haven't had a gf in 24 years! Tell me more about how bad you feel.

>>83833373
Doesnt look 26

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>>83833586
I get that, every man has his breaking point though, guess you really don't give a fuck anymore. made it to 40 whats another 30 years.

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>>83833628
That's part of the joke, amigo. I'm quite intelligent but did nothing at all productive with it. I deserve all the mediocrity and misery that will ever come to me.

>>83833373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgU71nWCNeY

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>>83833678
>I'm quite intelligent
If you were, you'd be doing something with your life.

>>83833373
You story is suprisingly similar to mine.

>>83833490
Seriously get fucked, I graduated first class honors in a science field and there are absolutely 0 jobs in my city and had to move to find anything career wise.
>>83833655
Most people our age don't have any of those things, that's why they make TV shows about it. Of course, things are different not compared to how they used to be. Talking to older people I work with, they legitimately did just go up to the boss and shake their hand and get a job

>>83833500
Nice collective mindset you got there pal.

Thanks for making me feel better about my life guys. You all suck at this.

>>83833699
I AM doing something with my life! Enjoying the shit out of Grand Theft Auto V on PC. Also, don't you fucking L.A. Noire me, you pleb fuck. I'll punch you in the cunt.

>>83833541
Where do you get the money? What do you do in your daily life?

>>83833500
i thought vesper was an orphan like james.

>>83833699
>this meme

>>83833749
Fuck you faggot, I don't have the energy to keep you happy when I can't keep myself happy.

>>83833751
Why even bring up your IQ other than to self-deprecate if your life has amounted to nothing? I'd rather be a forest gump than a that-one-genius-dude-who-drank-cough-syrup in that one episode of house

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>>83833760
I receive a few hundred bucks a fortnight from Centrelink (Australian welfare - fuck yeah) and live in a 1971 caravan on my parents' undeveloped property out in the middle of Bumfuck, Nowhere - because the unemployment rate up in this shitburg is nearly 50%, and because I'm too fat to get the only kind of job they seemingly have around here, I think Centrelink stopped giving a fuck about "pushing me into employment, once more".

Considering I've had more than 30 part-time jobs in my life until my back broke (most of them cheap labour - I'm the kind of guy who works for others without asking questions, because questions get the shit beaten out of you), I think most folks have essentially given up on me as well. That's fine by me - the less cunts I have to associate with, the less effort I have to put into pretending I give a fuck.

>>83833490
Still better than being renting cuck.

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>>83833808
That's the point - I brought it up TO self-deprecate

>>83833373
Honestly, OP, yeah, a lot of people have serious shit going on at our age (~25), but it's not the end of the world. I'd much rather hang out with you than those type of people. They always have a stick up their ass and are never down to earth, real people.

>>83833816
You should just get autistically swole and become the NEET Muscle God.

>>83833836
I would so much rather be a rent cuck than live with my parents. Like, the $650 is more than reasonable for freedom. I see so many of my friends at 25-26 still telling their mom where they are going or even just having to see your mom every day. That's torture. FUCK that.

>>83833892
Depends. I know people that literally work 60 hour weeks to pay the rent on their shitty sub-human negro rental unit with roaches and have $40 left to feed themselves for the month.

Rent is the ultimate jew.

>>83833816
I unironically think you are living the dream. Fuck people and fuck working. I literally wish I were you. Except lose some weight man, for you if for no one else. I need to work on that, too.

>>83833373
It's a movie, but all you gotta do is make good grades in high school, go to a good school, get a useful degree, and have connections in the right places.

>>83833892
Man, how shitty are your parents? Freedom is vastly overrated, I get the house to myself the majority of the day, and my mommy makes me the occasional meal.

If someone told me I could live alone for free, I wouldn't take it. You pay over 600 bucks a month for that?

>>83833934
He lives in Australia, so his internet is probably dial-up tier though.

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>>83833373
Is she really supposed to be 26 or is that just how old Eva was? A 23 year old Nicole Kidman played a top neurosurgeon in Days of Thunder, though her character was presented as being older.

>>83833916
Sounds like a really shitty area to live. I have a nice house in DC where I rent a room for $650/month (cheapo for the area, luckily), and save around $1,500 a month into my savings that I never touch. Not trying to brag, really just proving you don't have to live so shittily. If I want something I can just buy it.

>>83833892
>I would so much rather be a rent cuck than live with my parents.
Fuck that. I'm fine with working and living at home. I get my privacy and free food. Plus mummy and pop pop put the AC on when it's hot.

>>83833816
Do you live in some meth town or something Cobba?

>>83833950
Yeah, it's worth it for me to not be around a family decor home with all these nick-nacks of cat statues and shit whatever else is in a family home. Living with a menopausal woman. How embarassing to have people over and the house is decorated by a 50 year old woman.

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>>83833373
I prefer to be a NEET than to be "Some sort of high executive accountant working for FAFT".

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>>83833999
Meth AND abbos

>>83834024
Alice?

>>83833950
>You pay over 600 bucks a month for that?
That's about a quarter of my monthly income. Not a big deal.

>>83833648
>supposed to be
No such thing. Life will always find a way to screw with you. "Successful people" is a myth.

>>83833892
Renting is for saps. You are just throwing your money away. Unless you are renting to own there is no point in doing so.

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>Joanna Newsom
>DROPPED OUT of college to focus on music
>published her first album at 22 to critical acclaim

>me
>18 years old
>no job, no car, live at home, no gf ever
>no plan so far except to go to CC, haven't taken SATs, nursing impossible dreams

Why are Australians so pathetic?

>>83834182
I...I understand the concept of renting. I'm not going to live with my mom until I have $600,000 -
$1,000,000for a house, though. Is that really your plan?

>>83833490
ree

>>83834209
reee

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>>83833539
Never had a gf in 27 years and most likely never will. One girl pretended to love me to fuck with me (not in the literal sense, sadly). THat's were I have lost all my confidence

>>83833373
It's entirely possible to be some high-mid/low-high management under 30yo if you're focused on your career. You are just not that kind of person, nothing to be ashamed of.

It's fiction OP

its not real

>>83833539
>last girlfriend I had was at 22
>I'm 25 now
in 11 years I will literally be you. I haven't had sex in almost 4 years.

>>83834281
jesus, just go and shoot up a cinema you pathetic retard

You reckon she's into guy's with really small dicks? Asking for a friend.

>>83834210
Literally all descended from irredeemable criminals sent to die in the desert.

I'm
>23
>still live at home with parents
>no car
>never had a job
>Obviously no gf
>Getting fat
>Going to school for meme science(Computer Science)

How fucked am I?

>>83834394
you're going to school, you got a way out just try not to fuck it up

>>83834394
You have 5 years to get your shit sorted, otherwise you will be on the back end and you will hate it.
t. 30

>>83834085
>successful people are a myth
No, they just have a mix of ability, persistence and luck to overcome the shit life flings their way. Unlike you.

>>83833373
A believing heart is your magic, OP!

>>83833541
I'm you, except 10 years younger and about 10 IQ points lower.
I don't give a fuck. Building a career is an overrated chore. I'd rather have some variety than earn a lot.

If a politician offered you all a waifu of equivalent levels of attractiveness to yourself, would you support him?

For every lonely man there is a woman who isn't getting a monogamous relationship either. It's a recipe for disaster.

>>83834209
>18 years old kids post here
>they were born in '99
Holy shit.

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>>83834325
>girlfriend I had
RRE...... oh, wait, sorry, wrong board. They're hard to tell apart nowadays

>>83834446
Women are for the most part fine with being chad's fucktoys. If she was fine with it at 25, she'll be fine with it at 35. I'm not taking the bitch.
>equivalent
Percentile wise, or absolute-vaue-for-opposite sex wise? Percentile wise I'm really not that bad at all, around the middle. Too bad the female-view distribution is massively skewed towards the top end.

>>83834427
>you're going to school, you got a way out
You're both gonna kill yourselves when you find out...

>finish high school and wander around aimlessly
>start college and drop out, repeat this 2-3 times
>live with parents until 24
>finally decide to do something with myself
>move to a foreign country to where college is actually useful to study
>don't even know the language
>no one to help
>all alone
>start life anew just to prove myself I can do it

It's difficult, like really difficult. But I think there's actually hope. I'm not better than most of you (granted some of you are fucking retarded), if I can do it, you can do it too anons.

>>83834570
delet

>>83833373
Dude, if you haven't made it by 27 you will never make it and you should just kill yourself.
Steve Jobs founded Apple at 22, Orson Welles made Citizen Kane at 25 and Grace Kelly retired at 26.

>>83834635
Did you have a job before? How did you afford to move? I sometimes consider this but I've never had a job so I have no money.

>>83834635
You are being silly if you think finishing college in another country is gonna fix you up.
I mean, it's a nice experience and all, but your problem is that you have no clear direction, not that the education system of wherever you live sucks.

>>83834325
That's the worst part about it is sex. I wouldn't feel the longing as hard if I was still a virgin. The memory of how her pussy felt is slowly fading in time tho.

>>83834281
Workout if you're fat
get new clothes if you're not
Walk straight
Fuck bitches
Drop em

>>83834675
>Did you have a job before?
Nope, was a NEET after high school.
>How did you afford to move?
Leeched off of my parents. Will start working here while studying once start speaking the language properly.
>>83834684
On the contrary, I do have a clear goal now. That goal comes when you start acting. And not just the education but also the employment system in my country sucked. Sure, it's not guaranteed to work, I might crash and burn, but it's better to try than to waste time doing nothing.

>>83834740
Unless that goal is finishing college abroad or working as X specifically in country Y, you could do the same by staying and just getting your degree, and with less resources. I'm not trying to be a dick here, but I just think you're looking for a new gimmick to chase.

I'm sorry to say, OP, that as a fellow loser, we just weren't raised properly, or don't have intelligence/wit/motivation.

You're supposed to leave high school at 17, and start college immediately, four years of college if you don't fuck around. By 22, you should be job hunting in your career, and within a year or two, you should have something. By 26, you should be firmly established, if you didn't up along the way.

That's the timeline for a 'normie'.

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>>83834859
o-oh.

>>83833373
I work retail anon but I had my own place and a car and my parents are dust

This ((((career)))) shit is a Jewish meme to keep people overworked. 12 hours days, nigger what. I have smoke to smoke.

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>This thread

Fuck, /tv/ feel threads always hit me the hardest

>>83834946
>>83834879
why exactly do you feel bad? because you are not attracted to the way of life of others?

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>>83833373
Haha loser. You SHOULD feel like shit. Plenty of people by 27 have their lives sorted and have some sort of success in a significant career.

I'm 25, making over $70,000 p.a, moved out long ago and living with my gf in a nice place with dosh left over to save and spend. Working out 5x per week, eating healthily, studying on the reg.

Like to come here to remind myself how much of a loser I could be (but am not). Feels good :-)

>>83834991
At least my shit life made someone feel good.

>>83834991
trying too hard
>dosh

you're a virgin and underage

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>>83833751
>this denial

All I feel is pity.

>27
>Slightest amount of muscle tone, quite average looking.
>High pressure job as a desk jockey that pays average
>Have a FB who's been my only "partner"

>>83834698
Are you me?

Haven't had sex in almost 2 years and I've almost forgot what any of it even felt like.

>>83835102
and then you get back to it and realize it's as overrated as before

>>83834838
>Unless that goal is finishing college abroad or working as X specifically in country Y
It is.

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>>83833373
>>Vesper Lynd
>>26 years old

Is that really how old she was?

Eva Green has always looked forty.

>>83833373
Orson wells was 26 when he made Citizen Kane

And then you discover that most of these people just have MONEY

>>83835331
she was 27 irl but the character was 26.

or it may have been the other way around

>>83835133
literally everyone who says sex is overrated is just bad at sex

>tfw in the middle of doing a BFA in performance and stumble across this thread
Oh Jesus what have I done

And I'm off this board. Thanks guys, for opening my eyes. Gonna make sure I don't end up a loser like y'all

>>83836045
It's okay anon you'll be the exception haha

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what the fuck is wrong with Australians

>>83834698
>I wouldn't feel the longing as hard if I was still a virgin

That's plain wrong you mongoloid.

>>83836178
>australians
wot

>>83836195
I'm talking about this thread, u bogan cunt

>>83833373
>never used to make me feel bad when I was under 25 but now it's really getting to me ;_;

Jesus Christ,we are literally the same. Even at the age of 24 I thought "there will still be time" but after I got out of college,reality hit me. Whoever made a success,they made it before they were 27. I mean not instant success but they had their irons in the fire. I am 27 years old and I am currently unemployed. I inherited a house which I share with my siblings and I have a car. I can only socialize with younger people because everyone here that is my age is getting married and having children and buying their first apartments. My younger cousin has his own company and here I am hoping for some lousy 9 to 5. It's funny have 5 years ago I had all those globetrotting dreams and being a freelancer.

>>83833373
Sounds gay OP, lets talk about her tits instead

We have all the tools to have out shit together by 25.
But it rarely works out that way. Life experiences, shit parents who don't do their job and fail to prepare you for what's to come.
Falling prey to obsessions and distractions. lel drugs
It's no surprise some people reach 80 and are mental teenagers. Think of all those people who come out of their first marriage and start acting like they're in a teen movie trying to lose their virginity.
I'm 41 and I still want to scream Mommy gib milky at OP pic

>>83833373
My first ever working day was when I was 31 years old, and I turned out fine. Have qt as fuck girlfriend and a decently paying job.

Don't be too harsh on yourself.

>>83836238
>I'm 41 and I still want to scream Mommy gib milky at OP pic
fucking lol

>>83836231
>hates normies
>wants normie life

what the fuck is wrong with you people?

Personally I just like doing shit at my own pace and dont worry about other people lives too much.

>>83836268
Normies get to fuck their brains out every now and then.

No-one would complain if you could be a NEET and fuck on a daily basis.

>>83836268
I don't hate normies. In fact I seem like a normie because I have a car and a house and I exercise everyday with a couple of friends. It's just that I thought I would move out of my city by now and that I would have a high paying job. Like I said my younger cousin has a company and I have an older cousin who will definitely become a CEO because he is working for his rich uncle (a guy bought a penthouse apartment at the age of 29).

>>83833373
You're probably never going to get anywhere in life if you sit there comparing yourself to fictional characters.

Do you know how she became a high executive accountant? Because the writers fucking said she was.

You're as stupid as these people who take motivation from some fictional character, who is an ugly nerd, but still has a hot girlfriend.
It's kind of easy to achieve these things when the writers can just come up with any bullshit they want to explain why they are in that position.

What is the meaning of life? Are any of you real?

>be 38
>Have a fancy degree that I refuse to use because fuck the system
>Make ends meet by occasional temp work
>Try to make movies because that's the only thing that makes me happy
>Produced a film, didn't make much money
>Single, childless - fuck hookers when I'm feeling lonely

I feel pretty shit about my life sometimes but threads like these make me feel better

Thanks guys

>>83836242
what's your story?

I'm not a pathetic NEET but I feel a lot of them can learn from you

>>83836343
According to Aristotle, it is in acquiring happiness.

>>83836295
it has nothing to do with being a normie though
you can be 4chan addicted and not care about stupid shit like careers and still have sex

>>83836321
the real question here is: do you really want to have that high paying job, or do you just feel the pressure because others get it?

>>83836360
Well I did nothing until I was 27, apart from enjoying life. Then I decided that I need a job, so I got a degree in computing science and now I am a software developer in a healthcare insurance company.

Also, during that time, I met my gf and we moved in together.

>>83833500
I thought private school assholes were conservatives though. SJWs are upper-middle-class usually. No richfag really fights to lose their money, SJWs don't have much.

>>83833373
the difference is that you dont apply yourself

>>83833699
not necessarily true, most high IQ people are solitary or strange, often suffer depression, and while many do things with their life, not everyone does, having high IQ doesn't automatically mean you have ambition or assertiveness, not to mention other things that can still fuck with you, like anxiety disorders and shit

>>83836390
>the real question here is: do you really want to have that high paying job, or do you just feel the pressure because others get it?

Most definitely the pressure and competitiveness because some of the assholes I know got dream jobs and they are rubbing it in my face. Also I want to be rich. When my parents were alive we never worried about money. I want that feeling back. I want to make a lot of money.

>tfw when 30, married to a blonde haired blue eyed woman who is also 9 months pregnant
>Tfw homeowner, thinking about upgrading for more children
>Tfw working in software

Damn it feels good to not be a useless faggot

>>83836450
obviously you are not completely satisfied,otherwise there would be no need to make fun of other people

>>83836450
How did you do it, anon?

>>83836390
>it has nothing to do with being a normie though
On the contrary, it does.

>you can be 4chan addicted and not care about stupid shit like careers and still have sex
Whores don't count.

>>83833699
I'm intelligent, or at least educated to a high enough level to signal to others I am. I just happen to be timid as fuck and can't impose myself on any career to make progress.

>>83833699

>there are no intelligent lazy people

wew lad

>>83836449
>dream job
as in, pays a lot? you will burn out in 10 years if you don't do something you at least somewhat enjoy
>rubbing it in my face
so you feel inferior because someone does things you don't want to do? where is the logic in that?

>Also I want to be rich. When my parents were alive we never worried about money. I want that feeling back. I want to make a lot of money.

this usually means not having time for anything, so I doubt you really want it

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>Elsa Jean was born in 1996
>she's already done more with her life than I ever will

>>83836500
you don't get sex because you can't talk to girls, not because you don't have a corporate job

>>83836410
>No richfag really fights to lose their money

See the thing is, people who are super rich appear like SJW, but really they just push things that make them even richer. They want to import immigrants to work in their factories for fraction of what they pay the natives. They don't care about their country going to shit because when you're super rich you can move to any country at a drop of a hat and buy a citizenship.

People were extremely bored in the 90s and early 00s. You had to pay money for magazines, music or movies just to not be bored before the internet took off. People did things we today consider to be productive work, just to entertain themselves back then.

>>83836476

Start off low at a software company, I did the support for 2 years, it sucks but you learn allot and then move up in the company. Don't overvalue yourself, you are expendable and replaceable.

The woman thing, it might be too late for you to find a good looking one if you're in your late 20s. I'm ugly as fuck, but I knew my wife for years before we got married. I played the long game

>>83836550
>They don't care about their country going to shit because when you're super rich you can move to any country at a drop of a hat and buy a citizenship.
What happens when every country has gone to shit?

>>83835899
This. Or wasnt having sex with someone they loved or had some kind of feelings for

>>83836530
>as in, pays a lot? you will burn out in 10 years if you don't do something you at least somewhat enjoy
dream job would be ideal combination of enjoying my job and being paid to do it (inb4 criticizing,it's called a DREAM job)
>so you feel inferior because someone does things you don't want to do? where is the logic in that?
I feel inferior because they are a success and some of them have really cool jobs (working for a great salary and 6 hour workday with free weekends)
>this usually means not having time for anything, so I doubt you really want it

Dude,this is my life now


>wake up
>make coffee
>go out if I have someone to hang out with
>post on 4chan till it's time for the gym
>be there for an hour or so
>come back home
>shower and eat
>watch something
>browse web till I am sleepy
>rinse and repeat

I have way too much time. Also I am living on inheritance now but it's not big enough to support me through my whole life so I need another income stream

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>>83833373
you're not meant to be an accountant

you're meant to be a member of a Right Wing Death Squad fighting ZOG

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>>83836576
>picrealted

>>83836500
>Whores don't count.

Why not? That's like saying buying a house doesn't count as home ownership because you didn't build it yourself.

How many thirsty guys pretend to care about what a vapid dumb bitch has to say just so they can get a chance to fuck her? Cateting to her bullshit for weeks, or even months for an off chance that she may fuck you. How is that better than just picking the hottest hooker available, giving her a day worth of wage, immediately getting what you want and then be done with it?

>>83833738
I hate to be the one to break this to you but science isn't hard, and once you're into an honours degree you're guaranteed first class unless you don't show up for shit.

>>83833373
>tfw i am almost the same age as eva green
I want to go back in time before she was famous.

>>83836637

I love how he said "science field" at all. Which means he probably has a degree in sociology or something

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I haven't worked since December 2015. I'm 30. I have always had the mental problems but the last five years they increased ten fold. Have drug resistant depression. And bi polar. So I usually get the job while I'm manic and cheery. Then after a while I start to get down and call out a lot. Then go to manic back to down until they eventually let me go. I just got tired of the cycle so now I just jerk off punks under the bridge for $15 a man.

>>83836614
>you're meant to be a member of a Right Wing Death Squad fighting ZOG

The only people who unironically blame Jews for their failings are white niggers

It's literally "we wuz kangz until the Jews tricked us". Unsurprisingly these shitposts often come from yuropoors

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>>83833892
>Live with mommy
>Free food
>Washes all my clothes
>Never tells me to move out
Enjoy the rental meme you Jewish conned sap

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>>83836585
So you have a lot of free time AND some money to live on, but you complain about it? it's a perfect opportunity to develop new hobbies and try doing new things. Something might stick, and you may be able to make money out of it later on.
You say your life is shit, but most people's days look like this

>wake up
>make coffee
>spend 1h commuting to work
>spend at least 8 next hours doing shit they don't really care about
>spend another 1-1.5 commuting back
>eat something
>watch TV for 2-3h
>shower
>go to bed

The only difference between you and your """successful""" """friends""" is that they drive better cars and their days are less enjoyable.
Don't beat yourself over shit you don't really care about.

>>83836654
Arts psychology probably, those fuckers are the lowest of the low

>>83836547
>you don't get sex because you can't talk to girls, not because you don't have a corporate job
Of course you can have a girl without such a job. You must be at least a 9 to do that, though.

>>83836626
It's all about fucking someone attractive for free. Everyone can pay to fuck.

Can you faggot mods delete this r9k thread?

>>83836689
I appreciate you saying this,but if you want to live in a society,you have to live by society rules. I am a handsome guy and I never had trouble getting girls interested in me until after college. Now,the first question is "what do you do for living" and when I say I am unemployed they all lose interest because it's unattractive for a 27 year old not to have a job. My cousin is banging August Ames lookalike even though he is a manlet but he is a manlet with a god damn company.

>>83834209
Nigger shut up you're 18. You think things are bad now wait until your mental illness reveals itself in your 20's and you have to manage shit on top of it.

>>83834281
It's ok Chris Chan you'll get there one day.

>>83836689

>This is what scum sucking NEATS actually believe

Contrary to your magical fantasy land, I work a 9-5 and have free time AND money to spend. Me and my wife take multiple vacations a year around the country/world

Enjoy your 1 bedroom apartment and masturbation machine

>>83836704
>It's all about fucking someone attractive for free

Get real nigger. No attractive girl is going to fuck you for free. You'll be jumping through hoops and spending money all the same for a mere possibility to fuck her.

It's different if you say you want to find a life partner, but if you're just looking for a fuck you'd be stupid to be wasting your time pretending to like somebody that you don't, and spending money on them all the same.

>>83836717
Can you fuck off back to eternal got or blacked thread or something?

>>83836831
I frequent neither of those threads, but nice try
You kangaroo-fucking inbreds are on a fucking television and film board whining about being retarded manchildren
I'm a loser virgin to, but I keep those posts to their respective boards like /fit/ or /r9k/
You should fuck off to there too
Moot should've just permanently banned Australia

>>83836873
>I'm a loser virgin to, but I keep those posts to their respective boards like /fit/ or /r9k/

Nobody cares about your OCD faggot. I have no interest in transversing the entirety of 4chan to see if a thread that interests me is sanctioned by an invisible Chinese moot replacement

>>83836812
>You'll be jumping through hoops and spending money all the same for a mere possibility to fuck her.
That actually depends on you. If girls want to fuck you or be FWB with you, they'll simply do it.

>It's different if you say you want to find a life partner
Most of the time, a girl becomes your life partner after you fuck, so that won't be a problem.

>>83836766
Nice coping lad, but why did you have to insult me? Also, I'm not really a NEET.
>>83836723
>the first question is "what do you do for living"
is this really the FIRST question? I mean, it probably happens sometimes, but really?
I mean, it's bad to be unemployed if you plan life together and you just say it without context, but for a more casual relationships it's not really important.
Now, for you to answer that question in a way that doesn't make you look like a piece of shit:
>I'm learning X/trying to get into Y/seeing how Z works for me. Luckily, I don't have to work full time because of my inheritance, so can really focus on finding what I'm good at.

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>normies spend all of their free time and disposable income to travel and eat out at expensive restaurants.
>this doesn't interest me but feel pressured that I should go and do these things.


it's annoying when I take time off work and people expect me to go away somewhere.

and it's also annoying when people are surprised that I haven't tried the latest meme food (currently seems to be avolattes where people literally pay to have their coffee served in old avocados skin scraps)

I don't even like going out and lost my friends because I pretty much ghosted everyone.

but I feel as if I have to pretend to do these things and pretend like I have a social life so I am not completely ostracised. can't one be content being a simpleton?

When I used to chase all that shit I became severely depressed and pretty was close to ending everything just so I don't have to force myself to be something I'm not.

like what's up with normies. they buy this nice houses and properties.....but then they do anything to avoid being there. ie. out of work they rather go out or go away somewhere for a holiday. like what's the point of having a nice house if you don't even want to be there

>>83836918
The amount of Reddit in this post, holy shit
It really is summer

>>83836969
like real talk, is there something wrong with me? I often wished I was a genuine normie but back in the day when I tried to mimic or chase the normie lifestyle I became severely depressed even though by normie standards I was doing a lot better for myself than I am now

>>83837004
you didn't really want to be a normie, you just felt bad about yourself because you didn't fit the mold

>>83833699
>If you were, you'd slave away in a job to make (((your boss))) more money.
Sure thing buddy.

>tfw 24 and making 40k a year

Feels good man

>>83837041
I'm really more interested in what you do than how much you earn

>>83836926
>That actually depends on you. If girls want to fuck you or be FWB with you, they'll simply do it.

You telling me you'll know on the same day of meeting a girl whether she'll fuck you or not? Because I'm gonna call you a liar then. Don't pretend there is no song and dance involved and other stupid social rituals. You have to spend time and money while she makes up her mind

And just for the record I'm all for pursuing a girl that I actually like, but I'm too old to be wasting my time when I just want to bust my nut

>>83837025
>you just felt bad about yourself because you didn't fit the mold

how do I minimise or stop this feel. I get it occasionally still but I don't know why.

besides having my own property I don't even want the lifestyle of "the mold"

>>83837061
>when I just want to bust my nut

escorts?

>>83833373
>Implying OP looks like Eva Green

>>83837053

Work in a logistics department for a company that produces transmissions for Vans and such.

The production line is fully automated to i just watch the machines and periodly check parts to make sure the line isnt producing shit.

>>83837088
sounds exciting
really bragworthy

>>83837117

Next to no work for good money, dont be mad my neet friend

>>83833373
>OPs post
/r9k/ is over there m80

>>83837088
How do I get such a job

>>83837088
Can you browse porn on duty?

>>83833373
It might not be what you want to hear OP, but my situation's not greatly different from yours (I have to live with a dying invalid parent to keep ém in their home and out of hospital) and yet the simplicity of my life and circumstances are both deeply attractive to me. All the so-called "achievers" I know are fucking miserable, stress-tortured people.

>>83837061
>You telling me you'll know on the same day of meeting a girl whether she'll fuck you or not?
If she wants to fuck you, she's not going to keep it a secret. She's just not gonna say it outright.

>Don't pretend there is no song and dance involved and other stupid social rituals
You can be pretty direct and if you are attractive enough, you'll score more often than not.

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>>83837088
MEN LIKE GODS
your job *is* making me jealous & I hardly imagine I'm the only one

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Shit, Eva is mummy tier

>>83837078
It's hard, and I guess different for everyone. I personally stopped caring once I realized life is essentially meaningless. Once I accepted it, it really stopped making sense to base my self worth on comparing what I and others possess. Especially considering how significant the random factor is in that. So why not just enjoy the fuck out of every day I live instead? I mean, do I really need to drive a fresh out of showroom car to enjoy life? Hardly.

>>83837140
>I feel superior because I spend 8h per day doing things that could be done by a trained chimpanzee

The cruelest thing about people growing up aspiring to be something in their lives is that not everyone can be number one.

This thread is quite depressing.

>>83833373
Get some implants and grow your hair out

>>83834230
And I'm not going to throw away half my month's salary to some kike landlord just to be alone and more miserable than before.

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>>83833373
Why don't you do some crypto trading? It's a great opportunity for neets and losers to get a piece of the cake. Go on /biz/ for more info.

>>83834394
>>Going to school for meme science(Computer Science)

that's the number one growing area IIRC.
My friend works for Lockheed Martin and had Google and others contacting him before he even graduates. He's by no means the top of his field either.

>>83834650
Grace Kelly was a princess.
Steve Jobs fucked up and lost everything long before he was successful and after founding Apple at 22.
Orson Welles was just the shit.

>>83837916
They meme you about that, but as someone who went through that there are zero jobs around where I am.
>"Oh but anon lots of people want IT guys"
Yeah but they all require 10 years of professional experience, four different languages and there's so many people with the skill set that any entry-level jobs get taken instantly by 1 person out of thousands looking for them.

>>83834650
Hitler didn't even start his political career at 27

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>>83837939

>>83833373
She has a low-angled canthal tilt.
2/10 would not bang.

>>83837990
I'm telling you... Move to philly area. There are tons of contractor and government jobs where you literally don't need to know shit and have any talent. Our gov spends billions on these people and they're basically impossible to fire. It might take a year or two to get clearance and secure a full-time position but my average-intelligence, no talent sister has been moving up in defense government fields and my friend just writes some sections of codes to build cool secret space shit. It's attainable if you are willing to learn and feel out of your element for a bit.

They both make great money and have tons of free time.

>>83833436
underrated

>>83833373
OP, did you ever, at any point between the ages of 13 and 18, have any sort of plan for how your life would turn out?

Like, did you not have any discussion with your parents, or did you not research on the Internet what you would do as an adult?

I have known what I wanted to be since I was 14- I worked summer and part time jobs in high school, worked through college and now rent my own apartment and car at the age of 23- with zero debt and zero financial assistance from relatives.

If you play video games and browse 4chan and porn all day, you're wasting time which could be used to plan and budget your future life.

Get off the internet and start living life.

>>83834437
Until reality hits them.

>>83833373
They call this the quarter life crisis.

It's when you get into the real world and realize that all those dreams that you grew up on are completely unattainable. You suck in business, you suck at women, and it's super likely that your parents will be far more successful than you ever were (and don't feel bad about this, nearly everyone is downwardly mobile, there's just not the opportunity that this nation used to have).

These are some very painful realizations. So you cope the best you can and make the best of a bad situation. You take your fun where you can get it and lower your expectations of life.

However, I just realized you were 27.... my realization was like 21 and I've done quite a bit in the decade after.... yeah, no offense but you need to be trying a bit harder bro.

I wouldn't recommend the college route but you should try to get into a trade union of some sort and apprentice in. You should be working on a job skill if you aren't doing college (which I don't recommend unless STEM and you were a good student).

Or at the very least, doing the best possible job in retail. Some of those retail store managers make quite a bit of cash for big places like a Walmart, Meijer, or Target. Just never miss a day, don't be a dumbass, and work hard. Even a retail job should be able to net you enough cash to move out after a few good raises and a promotion or two.

Moving out is the barest minimum prerequisite to be seen as a respectable adult.... no grown man should be living with his parents.

>>83838187
>start living life
>make sure to buy an expensive car and house, goy!

>>83838187
>rent

>>83833373
I will be 30 in days and I'm a wageslave in a country where you can't even afford a house being a wageslave

And why fuck is that old bitch playing a 26 character

>>83838258
My rent and car is cheap, along with other expenses.

But, uh, if you want to escape the responsibility of being a functional adult participating in the economy, then be my guest.

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>>83833373
Looks better in motion than in photographs desu

>>83838241
>Moving out is the barest minimum prerequisite to be seen as a respectable adult.... no grown man should be living with his parents.

This. Adult males who live in their mothers basements are despicable human beans and should unfuck their lives or kill themselves immediately.

>>83838415
Why?

>26 years old
>one and half year away to finish pharmaceutical undergrad
>live with parents
>don't even know how to drive
>lazy as f u c k
>work by morning to save for student loan
>work by afternoon in mandatory internship
>live at least 15 km from college
>depression

I just want to score the lottery, senpai

What is this moving out meme that people buy into? Why waste money renting somewhere else when you're going to inherit your parent's house? If anything, you should stockpile money and save. Learn the houses finances from your parents. Invest rather than burn it renting.

If you're moving out because of your industry, that's cool. But to me, it's a waste of money to leave the house you're going to end up living in after your parents die.

>>83838415
Why do amerikeks hate their families so much?

>>83833373
It's going to get worse and worse

>>83838578
Because most manchildren do not or will not inherit their family home. Are you sure you will? I bet it's one hell of a pussy magnet taking chicks back to your mom's house.

Honestly, most middle aged people like your parents only maintain their old quality of life through debt. Are you sure that house isn't double mortgaged or that it must be sold when they die to tend to the outstanding debts on their estate? That's usually the case these days.

Many manchildren waiting on the ultimate handout when their parents die, will be sorely disappointed.

Inheriting the house? Yeah, that would be sweet, but I wouldn't count on it and you should get a place of your own unless if you live somewhere like Cali or New York when multiple generations shack-up because rent/property is so unaffordable.

>all this no gf

im obese and even i have a pretty attractive gf. what's so hard?

>>83838655
I wrote that you should learn the housing finances in my post. Did you miss that? My parents have had houses built that we outright own.

>>83838578
>What is this moving out meme that people buy into?

Shame's a great motivator, wouldn't you say? The very idea of living with my parents (and my kid brother, who's still in school) is quite shocking to me.

>>83833373
It's all about connections.
Born in a family with good connections and you will have a good job guaranteed when you reach your 20's


Life it's luck.

Ok, to sum up this thread: software engineering is the solution to all of the aforementioned problems.

Moderator, please close this thread.

>>83838779
Not at all. I stopped caring about what other people thought about my life at around nine years old.

>>83838616
Europoors
>never leave mummy's house until 40
>live off government assistance
>never left the old world
>have never left plane earth

Americans
>left the mother country before it became the caliphate of Bongistan
>created the New World
>have left plane earth unlike eurocuck counterparts

Enjoy that pasta while you can, Emilio. Ahmed and Abdul just had triplets so you're gonna have to work until 80 to pay for their halal school meals

>>83838883
>what other people thought about my life
Shame is about what you feel about yourself, not other people.

>>83838883

In my own case I should probably have been clearer about the shame being inwardly generated.

It's worse when you live with your parents because they can't support themselves so you have to.

>>83838910
Are you another of those personally useless Americans attempting to subsume themselves in a sentimental myth?

>>83839050
Damn, that sucks. Can they not get disability payments from the government or do they have Alzheimer's and require a caregiver?

>>83839083
Nah drinking and general bad health. I'm mostly at peace with it it's my mom so you know I can't really hate her.

>>83833648
it's your happiness that counts man

>>83839068
>personally useless
I have a job, so no.
Stay cucked, my europoor friend

>>83836534
She has peaked. Whether you have peaked is up to you

who wants to be my fwiend :3

>all these 18 year old chad businessmen in this thread

Who are you trying to fool, exactly?

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>vice president
>26 years old
Your excuse?

>>83840156
can't get dubs

>>83840299
well your life is resolved now, congratulations

>>83838685
>im obese and even i have a pretty attractive gf. what's so hard?

Lying is bad, anon.

>>83838910
How shit must your parents be if they kick you out with 16? Ameriwews have no family values

>>83833648
Godspeed.

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>>83838187
13-18 you're still supposed to be having fun being a kid, not thinking about stuff like that

>>83838441
There is nothing wrong with living with your parents even your entire life

It's just the usual dumb bait

>>83834991
I'd rather be a NEET than a douche like you man.

>>83841340
Don't be naive, once you get to age 16 you should slowly start devising a plan for the future and if you don't have it by your 18th birthday, you're going to have a bad time with what's to come.

>>83841437
It is if you're living off of their money.

>>83841454
Never settle with being a NEET, it's the worst you can do to yourself.

>>83836402

What type of coding do you do? I'm a network engineer but looking to branch out and need to learn a useful language.

>>83841735
ruby and python are hot right now

>>83841618
Everything you post is garbage, normie.