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>>87501033
T H I C C

>>87501033
What's she praying for?

why do women do things that turn us on, but then act like theyre disgusted if you do anything about it

>>87258498
your wife getting pounded by the BBC

why no rick and morts? has the season ended?

>>87258529
/usa

too artsy, too intellectual

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>>87258495
Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

Who is little Theon more scared of? His Uncle Euron or John Wick?

>>87500577
let's see your sushi then

Sushi is so fucking nasty.

>look mom i posted it again

>>87500361

He was a thot.

>>87500361
Nigger.

Stephen King books have bizarrely viciously bullies.

>>87500308
that doesnt make sense if you act in something you are an actor youfucking retard

Batista and John Cena are actual good actors, but I suppose wrestling involves a lot of acting so it makes sense.

>>87500336
Kys you know what he meant

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Sill better than Harry Potter, the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though

"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

fuck you rick berman

>>87499956
I thought this would be a Nutshack thread.

>pennywise
is that a jewish name?

>>87499870
>movie with an actual budget vs miniseries that has melodramatic second half

No shit?

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>>87499870
But how come they hated Mike just because he's a homeschooler?

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1bo7AAZ52AW

"Chuck" doesn't rhyme with "feed & seed." The name would have been "Chuck's Feed & Seed" which is awkward and doesn't rhyme. Comedy gold.

Veronica > Polly > Josie > Betty > Cheryl

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>>87258425
are you an idiot?

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*blocks your path*

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>>87258321

>boat belongs to the people
>the people belong to the state

>>87258321
>tfw you will never live in Montana and own a recreational vehicle
;_;

>>87258317
Only those who bitched about Danny being white. Even though im not fussed with the show they seriously can't be mad when the whole point is that it's on continental Europe and Mikasa is the last Asian within the walls, but I guess muh anime needs to have all chinks

>>87258317
Isn't Logan Lerman like 27 now?
He's too old for Eren.

>>87258317
Kristen Bell WAS cute but she's ancient as fuck now. Isn't she married and a mother of two? Actually wait most of that cast is too old.

>>87258305
that was last night retard

>>87258305
me on the left.

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>>87258305
sneaky pickle rick thread?

Never, its too rooted in the political climate of the day.

>>87258400
Elaborate?

>>87258284
>divine comedy
>it's actually not a comedy at all

What did dante-kun mean by this?