ITT: Simpsons jokes you didn't get as a kid

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1bo7AAZ52AW

"Chuck" doesn't rhyme with "feed & seed." The name would have been "Chuck's Feed & Seed" which is awkward and doesn't rhyme. Comedy gold.

>>87499387
>SUPERVILLAIN SNEEDS EAST COAST

>>87499435
Exactly why it's just called Chuck's.

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Not a joke but I didn't realize this was John Waters and not some random gay guy.

In all honesty, what was the joke here? Are the writers trying to imply that the sign would genuinely display "Chuck's Fuck & Suck"? How would that make any logical sense?

>>87499403
Thanks friend

>>87499531
>How would that make any logical sense?
the same way it would make logical sense if all the characters were neon fucking yellow you god damn idiot

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>>87499403

>>87499591
But not all the characters are neon yellow, check out >>87499568

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You, an inferior: "Sneed's Feed & Seed"

Me, an intellectual: "Steamed hams"

>>87499634
Pam's Jam and Steamed Hams

Formerly Sarah's

>>87499773
*Formerly Pearl's

>>87499634
I thought you said this was Chuck's?
No these are Sneed's!
Mmmm, Sneed's Feed & Seed!

>>87499634
Bob's Burgers
Formerly Seymour's Steamedhams

>>87499403
thanks anon. i'll save this for prosperity

>>87499403
Jävla bög

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>>87499362
Vader's traitor terminator
(Formerly Sheev's)

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>>87499362

Fuck off

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>>87503749
This is Sneedsville.

>>87499387
>Supervillain seeds and feeds East Coast

>>87503749
*seeds and feeds on the haters*

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>>87503749
this would require barneyfag level dedication

>>87503416
Snoke's Toke & Smoke
Formerly Sheev's Weaves & Sleeves

>>87499435
SNeeds Feed & Seed
Chucks Fuck & Suck

Idiots

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>Sneed-Ai (Formerly Chuck-Ai)

A Chuck falls in love with a Sneed.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the man's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the male, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the boy he called is not the same boy he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the bear's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the male's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FEEDS and SEEDS.

>>87506646
>There isn't a worse meme than Snee-

>>87506646

Already a thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit%E6%84%9B-%E5%A5%89%E6%96%87-x-%E8%81%96%E5%AD%90

>>87506791
Yeah, Simpsons did it.

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>>87506646

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>Be me, slow friday night and horny
>Go to Chuck's Fuck & Suck
>Notice a "Soon to be Sneed's" sign
>Don't think of it, cum and leave
>Come back the month after

I was so MAD

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>>87506646
always finds a way

>>87505424
No, the joke is that you think it'd be anything but Chuck's Feed & Seed. That's it. It's literally just formerly Chuck's Feed & Seed NOT Chuck's Fuck & Suck.

>>87499634
Sneed & Chucks Steamed Feed & Steamed Seed

>>87506646
>4chan memes you didn't get as a kid or adult

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>>87499634

>>87499362
Chuck's Suck and Fuck.

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>>87499362
Most children didn't understand what a cuck was at that age

>>87499568
I actually don't get it

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what did nintendo mean by this?

>>87499362
Déjà vu

>>87506836
I don't understand. Why is "Chuck's Suck and Fuck" funny? Just strikes me as a little "blue."

>>87499531
a brothel dude

>b-but a brothel w-wouldn't have a sign on the front!
autism

>>87506926
>mfw they actually put this in the game
Are the tapped out developers... dare I say... /our guys/?

>>87499634
"Sneed's Feed & Seed? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?"

>>87499634
since when does a school principal have a boss any way

>>87511218
You know they report to the district board or something like that?

>>87499362
>>87499403
That's a really dumb joke.

FYI scrotty European 12 year olds latch onto this shit, I've seen it

shits embarrassing yo and i say this as a sneed fan (formerly chuck)

i dont get it lol

>>87499362
I thought the joke was that Chuck legally changed his name to something really weird just so that his business could have a rhyming name.

Two all Sneed patties special Chucks lettuce feeds pickles onions on a sesame SEED buuuuuuuuuun

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>>87506646

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>be me
>decided to stop by Chuck's Cucks and Bucks to get the usual
>find out it has been replaced with Sneed's
And I still didn't get the joke, /v/ros.

>>87499362
Is there any /sneedkino/ out there to watch?