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>Heroine main character gets tied up, raped, impregnant, shot in the back of the head and dumped over a bridge
>Sinking into the depths of the ocean her final thoughts are "It's ok, I grew up with 4 brothers"
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>and your other brother
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impregnant? dafuq
it's impregnated
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>>84571160
nobody ever says "impregnanted" she says "im pregnant"
retard
Why was Morrissey in Jimmy Neutron?
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>>84570953
He was looking for a job and then he found a job
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Why was Michael Gira in Mulholland Drive?
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Why was Grimes in Hey Arnold?
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>mfw I learned sparta was real
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>>84570837
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>unwanted babies were actually thrown off that mountain
>no baby skeletons were ever found
Them how do they know it happened?
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>>84571183
She's not even in the original movie you dense fuck
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Is this the only good cosmic horror movie ever made?
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>>84570581
Quite possibly. It's also an imaginative inversion of a radio drama.
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>>84570581
Not as long as The Thing exists, but its breddy gud.
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>>84570581
>cosmic horror
How do you figure?
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What do you think happens to Jimmy as an adult?
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>>84570445
Fluffer
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He became a gay autist with no friends, especially after Sarah stops hanging out with him after she got a boyfriend.
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He transitions.
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What does /tv/ think of this guy?
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He had some jaw-dropping opinions
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I don't hate him, but I never understood people's worship of the guy.
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One of the greats, bridged popular culture/sensibility with actual cinema knowledge.
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holy shit, this is actually a pretty decent movie, I didn't even get a hint of sjw propaganda other than the Secretary joke and even then the fat chick mentions that it's a job, crushing sjws illusions.
I honestly was expecting to hate it despite being one of my favorite heroes because of how manipulative and influential sjws have become with anything involving women.
It was just a superhero film with slightly lower stakes for an op superhero.
is lower stakes the secret formula for superhero films?
How did tv like it? I was avoiding everything, even this place, until I got to see it and I'm glad I did.
my only complaint was the bug dumb final fight, but that's to be expected in superhero films, and moustache man looking silly as ares. Loved the first half and seeing WW interacting with this new world through her eyes.
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>reddit spacing
discarded!
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>>84570273
sorry?
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Pretty much what I was thinking. The first 3/4s of the movie were great, then the ending was dumb.
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OH shit the baby was black after all holy fuggggg
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http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/90-day-fiance-where-are-they-now-131949/photos/anfisa-jorge-90-day-fiance-250830#photo-anchor
>She was a Russian party girl and he was a Mormon missionary, but they met and fell in love anyway. Although Aleksandra had a hard time adapting to the slow life of Idaho, she decided to devote her life to religion and married Josh. Today, they're still together and have a daughter.
>However, a picture of Josh holding a baby with a dark complexion and curly hair now has fans speculating if the child is really his.
All the blackxwhite and whitexasian couples stayed together
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Guys
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>>84570186
who's the blond??? way hotter than that coalburner
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Was Vito gay? I don't understand why he sucked that guy's dick, and let that other dude fuck him in the ass.
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IT WERE THE MEDS
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>>84570083
That makes sense. Thanks man! I mean... it just didn't make sense. He's a married man. WITH A GOOMAH!
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He should fucking die.
The new twin peaks isn't as scary. I am not sure what the difference is, but when the original did random stupid shit it was really unsettling and made it hard for the viewer to find their footing.
But when the new one throws in random horseshit, it's like some idiot larping as a twin peaks writer. The blackface hobo isn't scary, it's just trying to be.
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I thought the hobo was scary and unsettling.
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>>84569982
UH MEANWHYUUULLL AAUUGHGUGHHHHB AUAUUGHHG
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>>84570048
no you didn't though
What's his name again?
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>>84569927
Dan "The Kike at Nick Giving Tykes the Dick" Schneider
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Dan "Get in the Van Schneider
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>>84569927
Dan "gonna push that Hymen inside her" Schneider
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>movie has women in it
Still? Really?
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>movie has straight or white people in it
really?
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>>84569776
>women ruins characters goals with affection,and shit making the story going in circle about their relationship instead of the goal of the original journey
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What is this expression trying to convey?
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fuuuuuuuuugggggggg
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He's shocked at your tiny virgin cock, Jason.
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pain from being whipped
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ITT: Movies that won an Oscar for Best Picture that NOBODY gives a shit about anymore.
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No Country for Old Men was the last one that was relevant
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>>84569478
What about Slumdog Millionaire?
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>>84569573
what about it?
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Are all "dramedy" series doomed from the start? They don't have enough setups or jokes to be funny, but don't take themselves seriously enough to be genuinely dramatic. Prove me wrong
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>>84568231
MADA FFAAAKKKKAA
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>>84569002
Nah, the problem is that they don't know when to stop the shows. They're so concerned about prolonging it, that they reach and pass the point where it starts dropping in quality and it drags the opinion of the whole show down as a result.
If most of these shows aimed for 3-4 seasons, they'd be MUCH better
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>>84569002
Showtime doesn't have any exit strategy, so the shows go on for years after they've turned to shit.