>Dad leaves you as a child
>Speak to him one time in your entire life
>Had aspirations to play in the NHL but an injury stopped that
>Best friend dies of a drug overdose
>GF announces she's pregnant
>Baby is born premature and immediately dies
>GF breaks up you with you and then dies in a car accident three months later
>Have stalkers break into your house on numerous occasions
Reminder that Keanu had it rough but he still continues on with his career
>>86614527
You forgot the sister with leukemia
the dead baby might have been a blessing in disguise tho depending on when he had it. if it was before he really made it big (financially secure) as an actor, could have fucked his career
>>86614527
oh boy right in the feels
Who will direct and star in the film about the greatest love story never told?
Idris Elba and some unknown black actress that everyone pretends is attractive
Don't look it up.
that'll do, pig
Hmm
I have a use for this board
mhmm
nootka
be VERY careful now
>>86614235
MmmHAH
>>86614135
Mmm gunpowder
What did raimi mean by this?
>>86612529
That was actually in Kubrick's script, but Spielberg is Spielberg and changed it to whatever feel-good bullshit he wanted audiences to fall for.
>>86612529
>Can a robot write a Symphony?
They can already.
>>86612529
Niggers aren't untalented in the arts, it's actually the only thing they're good at, so in all fairness this meme is wrong.
yknow why most people around the world hate americans and modern capitalism? because your system allows people like this to be millionaires out of making shit films
>>86612222
>most people around the world hate modern capitalism
Back to r/RealCommunismHasNeverBeenAttempted
>>86612222
Kill yourself commie.
>>86612222
Don't pay for shit films. Problem solved
?????? Could someone explain the joke please?
>>86611908
Chuck owned it.
Is it lazy i or lazy one (greek)?
Wandering I passed it down to Wandering II who in turn sold it after not being able to create a male heir.
The perfect day
>inb4 LOTR
"No!"
Fucking americans appropriating our beer to go with their disgusting "food", drugs and "entertainment"
>>86611709
I'm sure the manufacturer of "your" beer is perfectly fine selling their product to Americans
>>86611709
Beer is a drug
Real talk: Is there anything good about this show?
I actually like fuckboy Tyrell as the dan man but goddamn the show feels like it has absolutely 0 idea what it wants to do half the time.
not condescending but genuinely curious, have you watched the whole show or are you just in the midst of it?
>>86611083
>Is there anything good about this show?
no
No.
When you lack the basic function to choreograph a fight sequence for a character whose biggest fucking recognizable trait is that he's a god-tier fighter, you disservice everyone involved, most of all the viewer.
>movie takes place before the 00s
>people smoking everywhere
I was there. This happened.
BUT here's something...
>Master of None
>Teens are black lesbians and cool-guy Indians in the early 2000s
>gay, smoke weed and call weed "dank"
wtf
Whenever a movie or TV show has characters smoking it increases the kino factor by 500%
>>86611920
There's something about cigarette smoke that is aesthetic in movies. It's an interesting way of filling up space.
no matter how much you want this show to be reddit, it's the most redpilled thing on tv right now
>>86610900
Bonjour reddité
>>86610900
redditor detected
there's nothing more reddit than "le redpill alt-right fuck (((jews))) heil trump"
>WWII movie
>Americans are portrayed as the number one heroes while soviets are not even mentioned once
>British or American playing an Australian soldier
Fuck off
>Canada is never mentioned
Fuck America.
>>86610735
Are there any Canadian war movies?
*contributes nothing of value to cinema for the past century*
>>86609246
>he doesn't know about father ted
>>86609246
we're too busy havin the craic
No webm thread?
Seems as if Robert Jordan's The Wheel of Time series is being made into a television series by Sony.
stop spamming your crappy threads
this will be cancelled after the pilot
I just hope the sranc don't look too fake
>>86609357
shhiieet i laughed
just finished the unholy consult as well.
i think kelhus is an actual god now.
I just watched this for the first time since it came out. Is it Kino or hipster trash?
>>86607959
Hipster kino.
>I can't think for myself help!
>>86608069
this desu senpai