The perfect day >inb4 LOTR "No!"

Fucking americans appropriating our beer to go with their disgusting "food", drugs and "entertainment"

>>86611709
I'm sure the manufacturer of "your" beer is perfectly fine selling their product to Americans

>>86611709
Beer is a drug

>>86611652
BRO KUSH LOL

Weed and Harry Potter. Hella f*cking epic, bro! Bernie can still win this!

>>86611709
Remember kids complaining just to complain is literal autism

>>86611652
MAN IPA'S

>>86611652
Reddit weather.

>>86611652
that unironically looks /comfy/ except for the reddit weather and harry potter. I wish I didn't become so dissociated whenever I smoked weed. I don't feel the same until weeks later. Is there a cure for weed hangover?

>>86611941
Suicide you fucking leech

>>86611652
>Harry Potter


Based stretched leg poster, where are you when we need you the most?

>>86611709
>exploit every place you colonize for the past 500 years
>fucking americans reeeee
Every time

>>86612067
don't do any drugs, including alcohol, until your mid 20s. your brain is still developing. they are both fine unless your life starts to revolve around them

>>86611652
Weed is disgusting but Delirium is good shit my friends. Just watch the first 3 films and skip the seed and it looks good to me desu as long as I have a cutie next to me to cuddle

>>86612067
>there are people born after 9/11 on /tv/ right now

I hope you get banned and OD on weed you piece of shit

>>86611709
WATCH YOUR BACK, BITCH

>>86612067
MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>86612067
yes. if you are in a social situation or need to be social, definitely pick alcohol over weed 100% of the time at least until you get comfortable with it. weed can give you bad vibes around others. but in basically any other scenario, weed is better.

don't listen to this nerd:
>>86612163

>>86611941
>reddit weather and harry potter
You sound like a fag

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More like the perfect nightmare! Only a masochist would voluntarily subject themselves to the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Potter is the best franchise, add more water and I'm good to go.

>>86611842
Kek, too real anon

>>86611652
There's nothing comfier than pizza or popcorn with an art film.

>>86612456
While it's raining

>>86612456
Microwave popcorn is disgusting. If you don't have access to an actual popcorn machine, kettle corn is the way to go.

>>86612175
Weed and Delirium are good

God is a Black woman with pizza and weed.

>>86612456
Pusy

>>86611652
I really hope you don't eat your pizza sitting down

>>86612046
>Mad cuck has no friends or connect
Kek

Does reddit like Delirium?

Guess I need to move to other beers

Wow your perfect day consists of consumption big surprise.

>>86611941
Yes, more weed. I'm serious. You have to build up a tolerance

>>86611709
>beercuck

what a fucking pleb

>>86612589
Everyone that likes beer likes delerium

Based dullard-poster BTFO'ing Pothead fags yet again.

>>86611842

lmao

>>86611709
>Thinking cultural appropriation is a thing

>>86612219
Enjoy your fluoride.

>>86612381
Please don't let this become a copy pasta. That thread is a shit show.

>>86611762
>>86611780
>>86611853
>>86612095
>>86612213
>>86612643
>>86612837
Funny how triggered shit taste americans in this board get when they're called out.

That's good though, you should be embarrassed of being that way.

>>86612874
newfag

>>86612874
go back to r*ddit, newfaggot.

>>86612965
>can't appreciate an exquisite hot 'go 'za
Embarrassing.

Remember to report op
He's only a few more bans away from being range banned

>>86612965
>anyone who replies to me is triggered

Ready for school, r/the_donald?

>>86613044
How would you know that sounds like you deserve to be banned for stalking and being a faggot

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Perfect day

>500 tons of pure fentanyl

>500,000 BIG Macs

>500,000,000 super-sized McShake

>To wash the fentanyl down, 500 Bud Light beers
America

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>>86612965
>beer

>>86611652
Snow. Approved.
Couch. Approved
Harry Potter. Nah.
Weed. Sure.
Pepperoni and Jalapeno Pizza. BEST THING IN THREAD
Drink: Eh.

DUDE
VOLDEMORT
LMAO

>>86613275
You blew it all are approved fgt

>>86611652
who says no

>>86613044
This

>>86611652
>DUDE WEED
Grow the fuck up. Weed is one of the most overrated things in existence.

Weed is for degenerate faggots.

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>>86611652

>>86614815
That actually looks kinda nice

>>86614474
>>86614506
Lmao this place is such cancer

>>86611652
>thunderstorms
>angle adjustable bed
>weed
>pizza + honey bbq fritos
>hot black chick
>south park
l i t e r a l l y perfect

>>86614815
isn't it dangerous to robotrip and drink

>>86615036
Probably. It's also unwise to watch a puppet show outdoors on a hammock during a thunderstorm.

>>86615103
FOOL I do that all the time pfft

>needing to self medicate
yeah no, if youre going down the route, might as pop some fucking pills

>>86612456
>watching art house while eating
stay pleb

>>86615221
Nah weed is good

>>86611709
wait does whitey actually think he invented beer? LOL