>No Kristine on The Herd again
>Still hiding from Big Baller Nation
Search & Destroy every single Starbucks till she is found
she looks like a tranny, but one where the plastic surgeon did a great job
I'm surprised she got in a fight in the first place. For some reason she always seems to side with the black people
>>76116586
she's probably waiting for her overlords to give her her next mission.
/ere/ promotion/relegation and EL playoffs thread.
NAC-NEC starting in 15 mins, later tonight the Limburg derby between MVV and Roda JC. After that it's AZ vs FC Utrecht for a Europa League ticket.
I'm really hoping on some chimpouts in Maastricht today
>>76116637
>firing your coach 2 matches before the end of the season
Roda deserves to be relegated
the gap between Jupiler League and Eredivisie is painfully obvious if you watch NAC vs NEC
Miranda vs. Gonazles
>mariners
1. Jean Segura (R) SS
2. Guillermo Heredia (R) CF
3. Robinson Cano (L) 2B
4. Nelson Cruz (R) RF
5. Kyle Seager (L) 3B
6. Danny Valencia (R) 1B
7. Taylor Motter (R) LF
8. Mike Zunino (R) C
9. Ariel Miranda (L) P
>nats
1. Trea Turner (R) SS
2. Jayson Werth (R) LF
3. Bryce Harper (L) RF
4. Ryan Zimmerman (R) 1B
5. Daniel Murphy (L) 2B
6. Anthony Rendon (R) 3B
7. Michael Taylor (R) CF
8. Jose Lobaton (S) C
9. Gio Gonzalez (R) P
wake up faggots for some good 9am interleague
Wow, I can't wait for the Mariners to lose AGAIN!
>9am start
MARINYAS!
At this point i'm more afraid to face zimmerman than harper
Are we living in the golden age of /sp/ rivalries?
>>76115180
Wtf I hate Slovakia now!?
>you now realize that the GOAT rivalry of this era is everyone else vs. third world customers and my deluded countrymen and a handful of brits
>>76115180
portoposter is funny
slovakbro is cool
mourinho defending portugalbro is still kinda ok
romanian halal costumer is pathetic
just my opinion, don't hate
>13-14
>didn't reach the CL semifinals
>15-16
>didn't reach the CL semifinals
>16-17
>didn't reach the CL semifinals
Why are they considered good again?
>>76114993
>mes que un GOAT club
>never reached two CL finals in a row
wew lads, just wew, the current state of scatalafarcelona
they get cucked by defensive football
>>76115029
Please have sex.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1992%E2%80%9393_UEFA_Champions_League
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1970_FIFA_World_Cup_qualification_%28AFC_and_OFC%29
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1950_FIFA_World_Cup
http://www.fifa.com/about-fifa/news/y=2017/m=3/news=bureau-of-the-council-recommends-slot-allocation-for-the-2026-fifa-wor-2878254.html
Post bizzare stuff
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2000_African_Women%27s_Championship
>>76114663
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1970_FIFA_World_Cup_qualification_%28AFC_and_OFC%29
DELET THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nagorno-Karabakh_War#1994_ceasefire
IT WAS THIRTY YEARS AGO TODAY!
Best goal
Requesting webm
>>76114383
>English teams banned from Europe from 1985 to 1990, after a 7 trophies in 8 years streak
>shitters like Porto, PSV, Steaua win ECC
>>76114383
DELETE
Why are Germans so triggered by this club?
Just to justify why I think it's stupid that krauts are getting so rustled:
>Buyern Munich
Bankrolled by Allianz, Deutsche Telekom, Adidas, Audi, UniCredit
>Dortmund
Bankrolled by Signal Iduna, Evonik, Puma
>Wolfsburg
Bankrolled by Volkswagen
>Leverkusen
Bankrolled by Bayer
And remember that these companies are FAR, FAR, FAR bigger than Red Bull.
>Allianz SE revenue (2015): €95.76 billion
>Deutsche Telekom AG revenue (2015): €69.2 billion
>Volkswagen AG revenue (2016): €217.3 billion
>Bayer AG revenue (2016): €46.77 billion
>Red Bull GmbH revenue (2014): €5.11 billion
So Allianz's revenues are 19x the size of Red Bull's. Volkswagen's are 43x the size. Bayer's are 9x the size.
Red Bull are literally a tiny company in relation to these behemoths.
So why are krauts so mad? Is it just customers who are angry that another team is encroaching on their territory?
>>76115229
Oh and I was going to mention
>Schalke
Bankrolled by Gazprom (Russian gas giant, majority-owned by the Russian government)
Gazprom revenue (2014): $106.3 billion (€94.87 billion at today's exchange rate)
Just for another little fact:
>Gazprom employees: 462,400
>Red Bull employees: 10,997
Red Bull are quite literally a minnow compared to these other giant corporate financiers of modern football. So the outrage is very hard to take seriously.
we aren't, they are /our guys/
*wins the treble*
*finishes 6th*
when will he stop doing this?
* again *
>played football during elementary through high school
>graduated in 08
>cousin is 9
>he and everyone his age plays soccer
>barely anyone playing football
What the fuck is going on?
>>76113364
>mom went black
>didn't go back
Kek
>>76113364
Mommy needs to be shot.
>>76113390
Fuck off, /pol/tard
This is the president of Panathinaikos
>>76113278
alpha male, he is friends with al pacino
Freedom/10.
Honorary Texan tbeh
being super interested in guns or cars is the male equivalent of females being interested in horse riding.
fucking nutjobs
So I legit made a dream about the CL final a few nights ago.
>1-0 juve, don't remember how or who scored
>juve's been full attacking for a few minutes at this point
>higuain hits the post
>1 minute later dybala hits the post
>nervous as fuck
>jumps to real attacking
>ronaldo dives and ref assigns a kickoff to the limit
>I scream 'YOU SON OF A BITCH' to the ref with all of my voice
>somehow jumps to one of those weird 2-touches kickoffs inside of the box
>pass to ronaldo completely alone
>he scores an easy 2 mt. tap-in
>1-1
>I start to desperately cry like a kid
>ref ends the 1st half
>woke up nervous and sweating
I still don't know what to think about it.
Is everything alright Gennaro?
>>76113295
I just want that goddamn trophy
>>76113344
Oh you'll get it alright
Just not Buffon
>no league title
>no champions league
>no balon d'or
>no international trophy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
>>76112798
It's odd why people laugh at him with the amount of titles he's won over his career.
>still the GOAT
:)
>>76112798
He let Ronaldo have his fun this season.
Next year Punished Messi will release all his strength, do the treble again and BTFO penaldo to confirm his position as the GOAT.
>wins la Liga, the toughest competition in the world
>wins the Champions League 7-1 exposing Juventus defense
What ELSE does he need to do for you to rate him?
>>76112365
winning the prem with liverpool
Headbutt some more italian faggots
20:30 (CEST): VFL Wolfsburg vs Eintracht Braunschweig
Cohen extended his contract
>Bundesliga-Absteiger SV Darmstadt 98 wird am bisherigen Standort Böllenfalltor kein neues Fußball-Stadion bekommen. Ein Gutachten habe ergeben, dass die Lärmbelastung auch nach den neuen Richtlinien für Sportanlagen zu hoch ist, teilte die Stadt Darmstadt als Eigentümerin des Stadions am Mittwoch mit.
>>76112225
good