Bundesliga relegation play-off - first leg

Cohen extended his contract

>Bundesliga-Absteiger SV Darmstadt 98 wird am bisherigen Standort Böllenfalltor kein neues Fußball-Stadion bekommen. Ein Gutachten habe ergeben, dass die Lärmbelastung auch nach den neuen Richtlinien für Sportanlagen zu hoch ist, teilte die Stadt Darmstadt als Eigentümerin des Stadions am Mittwoch mit.

>>76112225
good

literally who cares about Golfsburg vs Braunschweig

>>76112215
Wolfsburg are gonna win this, aren't they?

>>76112249
they are the better team but Braunschweig is their "rival"

Reminder: Danske Pokalfinale today @17:00
Klassikeren
Brondby - FCK
Zorniger - Solbakken

>>76112243
I do

>Die ARD wird, in Zusammenarbeit mit dem DFB, ab der Saison 2017/18 jeweils nach der gespielten DFB-Pokalrunde am darauffolgenden Sonntag um 18 Uhr in einem neuen, eigenen Format im Rahmen der ARD-Sportschau die Auslosung durchführen. Hauptkritikpunkt war die vorher späte Ausstrahlung der neuen Pokalrunde.

>>76112279
>einem neuen, eigenen Format
Just DRAW THE FUCKING BALLS AND GET IT OVER WITH

>Wie darf's denn ausgehen? Welches Ergebnis wünscht sich Andries Jonker für sein Heimspiel gegen den Zweitligisten aus der Nachbarstadt? Die spontane Antwort des VfL-Trainers: "6:0". Seine Erklärung hinterher: "Natürlich wollen wir mit einem möglichst hohen Sieg nach Braunschweig fahren."

Kick off when?
Stream where?
What Italian club is Rodriguez transferring to lads

>>76112243
>Not ranking the Regionalexpressderby

morgen miteinand

>>76112338
Nacht

>Kick off when?
20:30 (CEST)
>Stream where?
ARD, Sky Bundesliga
>What Italian club is Rodriguez transferring to lads
Inter

>>76112328
08:30CET
Reddit soccer streams
AC Mailand

AC Milan Mailand

>>76112310
>journalists asking retarded questions
nothing new here

>Mäzen Dietmar Hopp hat die Verpflichtung von Hansi Flick als Geschäftsführer von 1899 Hoffenheim gegenüber der „Sport Bild“ bestätigt. „Ich freue mich, dass er unser Angebot angenommen hat und am 1. Juli seine Arbeit gemeinsam mit Dr. Peter Görlich und Frank Briel in unserer Geschäftsführung aufnehmen wird“, sagte Hopp dem Magazin. „Ich halte ihn für einen der besten Fußball-Fachleute hierzulande. Und er ist ein ausgesprochen angenehmer Mensch.“
Totally forgot that he already quit his DFB job.

>dumbmark

>>76112368
more like Hansi "Kino", right?

>>76112374
nein

>>76112374
R u gonna watch >>76112268

>>76112385
nö

>>76112374
ba-dum-tss

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Who /WOB/ here?

>>76112419
/akb/ here

>Diese Stars stehen auf der Wunschliste des FC Liverpool
>Naby Keïta (22): Der Mittelfeldstar darf im Sommer 2018 dank einer Ausstiegsklausel für gut 50 Mio. Euro gehen, darunter würde Leipzig den Youngster aus Guinea auch jetzt nicht ziehen lassen
Didn't knew that he has a buy out clause in his contract.

Wolfsburg have been dire this season and they don't have much experience of relegation play offs as far as I know. Maybe Braunschweig can do it.

>>76112453
I'm a Wolfsburg customer, but I'd honestly rather see them get relegated rn. The mercenaries and shit players like Casteels and Malli need to go

>>76112439
Summer 2018, not 2017.
And in any case, Leipzig want to give him a new contract either way.

>>76112489
>Leipzig want to give him a new contract either way.
But does he want to sign a new contract? All I hear and read is that he's gone next summer if the right offer comes in.

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so where are you spending some time this summer

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do you know that feeling when?

>>76112515
that's just the bauern media trying to unsettle leipzig

>>76112535
Nah, I see my friends quite often.

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>>76112279

Maybe they shouldn't cry about late drawing and get some good Losfees instead of this polack hipster faggot they had the last time.

>>76112740
>The women in this picture is 29 years old
What went wrong?

>>76112215
wie laeuft das eigentlich mit heimrecht in der rele? unterklassiges team im rueckspiel heim? aber warum muss dann regensburg erst zuhause ran?
oder wird gelost

amk

shut the fuck up

>>76112787
idk. whats wrong?

>>76112858
she looks 5-10 years older than she actually is.

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kloppo shitposting in australia

what happened to Wolfsburg? didn't they win the league a few years ago?
I don't follow closely the Bundasliga

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>tfw still have beer breath from last night

>>76112884
no day is legs day in australia, i see

>>76112894
ever tried to brush your teeth?

>>76112884
any more pix?

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>>76112918

>Big hype around Wolfsburg/Hamburg relegation match.
>Just means that the loser has to play two extra matches that they're guaranteed to win.

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>>76112953

>>76112945
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/jurgen-klopp-dances-aboriginals-australia-13089011

>>76112969
>season over
>holiday with the team
uh?

>Daniel Farke has been appointed Norwich head coach on a two-year contract.

fuck lads meme germans have become the new meme frenchmen

>>76112985
they played a friendly against sydney fc yesterday

>>76113023
>Daniel Farke
never heard of him desu

What did Rolex-Kalle mean when he said "wir sind beschissen worden, im wahrsten Sinne des Wortes"?

today is also the swiss cup final. basel against sion at 16.00. obviously basel is by far the best team in switzerland but sion is the cup team par excellence. they have won every 13 cup final they have been in. so it will be exciting to watch. will they finally lose a final today? yes, i think they (sadly) will

>cup finals on a week day
baka

>>76113085
Uhhh

>>76113085
its Christi Himmelfahrt, you dip

Kristi himmelprut

>drunkmark already drunk

>>76113175
>>76113206
still a week day

It's not a weekday, it's a holiday.

>>76112866
probably just came from a game or training. People look older when they tired. Same when you don't sleep for 3 days.

Drinking beer and watching the us u20s

>>76112740
>PCAK

>>76113020
Stop watching porn

Test

>>76113233
nah, she just ugly

>>76113242
Watching the u20s also
>Drinking beer at 8am

>>76113252
thanks for completely ignoring the discussion's topic. Just a reminder: it wasn't if she's gugly or not, it's why she looks older in this pic than she really is.

>>76113233
okay

>>76113285
she looks older than she really is because she's ugly

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What's the official /sp/ opinion on 1860 München vs. Regensburg?

>Stuttgarter Kekers
lmao

>>76113274
>believing I am ackshully drinking beer

lmaoing @ u. Our defense is shaky but going forward we decent.

What do you think of Klinsmann in goal?

>>76113320
couldn't care less about it

>>76113320
Vamos 1860

>>76113376
jewish propaganda to weaken and desensitize the western male

>>76113300
>old <=> ugly

you're retarded. But whatever... enjoy your bearded Polaks with their politically correct humor.

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>>76113051
that he's gonna get revenge

>>76113352
Cant be trusted, I think he will give up a late goal

>>76113405
>you're retarded
no

>enjoy your bearded Polaks with their politically correct humor.
huh?

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>>76113428
>http://www.bild.de/sport/fussball/dfb-pokal/popstar-mark-forster-sorgt-fuer-lacher-bei-pokal-auslosung-50180708.bild.html

>Mark Forster (* 11. Januar 1984 in Kaiserslautern; bürgerlich Mark Ćwiertnia) ist ein deutscher Sänger und Songwriter...

>>76113508
do you like his music?

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I found why Hertha BSC is so bad

They play a right winger at left back


XD

>>76113535
no

>>76113557
I think you like this guy

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>murrican humour
ugh

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it was very slightly funny imo.

>>76113585
don't think so. I like funny men ;) and I got a load of his """humor""" during the Auslosung.

Definetly not my cup of tea.

>Just one year ago Wolfsburg were getting TSUUUUUUUU'd

>>76113627
girl???

>>76112453
Braunschweig is shit, too

How the fuck did Wolfsburg end up here?

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What do you call this formation lads?

>>76114334
Uhm how about 4-2-3-1 and 4-2-2-2?!

>>76112893
Dieselgate happened

>>76114273
but there is no real pressure on them. All they need to do is sit back and counter which of course is ezier said than done but if they're well drilled enougt then it could get interesting

>>76113057
watching this

>>76113215
it's christi skydrive

>>76114334
11

>>76113320
I don't know how strong Rainycastle are

>>76114495
Rainycastle sounds comfy :3

>>76113555
nice trips but old joke
>>76114425
>but there is no real pressure on them
there is, they can ruin their whole season if they fuck it up

goodbye I'm to work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJDVZZI4cZk

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>>76112279
>destroy all the nice traditions about German football

>>76114534
no Soul Train then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ9dZ0p3208

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>>76114517
We'll yes they will want to do well and there will be a bit of pressure that way, but *everyone* is expecting Wolfsburg to win. The way I see it is that if it's 0-0 at the 60th minute Wolfsburg may start to try to force the issue (because their expected to win, even if it's only the first leg) while Braunschweig will be happy to sit back and exploit spaces that open up. Of course this is rather simplified and it depends on Braunschweig defending well from the off

>>76114334
The formation you play when you're desperately trying to be competitive. I had a coach that put us in that exact formation and we lost 4-0

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>theres happy people laughing on the street in front of my window

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76114600
Upon further reflection this is too simplistic. Please excuse my autism and ignore this post

>>76114563
bless you mate

>not watching amateur finals

http://www.daserste.de/live/index.html

really the better bundes

>>76114724
thanks

>>76114724
>not exclusively watching your local kreisliga team

are you even trying m8?

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>>76114724
>http://www.daserste.de/live/index.html
dont even need to be in germany to watch

how nice of germany

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>>76114634

>The city of VfR Hausen

>>76114882
what oart of schweinfurt are you from?

Osnabrück cheater club number 1!

I hope the last 3rd Liga Matchday has to be repeated so Paderborn stays up

http://www.nw.de/sport/sc_paderborn_07/21787939_3.-Liga-DFB-ermittelt-wegen-Manipulationsverdachts-gegen-Osnabruecker.html

Osnabrück. Das Drittliga-Abstiegsdrama des SC Paderborn beim VfL Osnabrück dürfte zumindest für drei VfL-Spieler ein Nachspiel haben. Wegen des Verdachts der versuchten Einflussnahme im Abstiegskampf ermittelt der Kontrollausschuss des Deutschen Fußball-Bundes (DFB) gegen das Trio. Der DFB hat auch eine Anzeige bei der Staatsanwaltschaft gestellt und die eigene Ethikkommission eingeschaltet.

Die drei Spieler waren vom VfL vor der Partie suspendiert worden und standen nicht im Kader. Namen wollte der Verein nicht nennen.

Nach Angaben des DFB ging bei seinem Ombudsmann ein Hinweis ein, wonach drei Osnabrücker Spieler versucht haben sollen, Gegenleistungen von Bremer Akteuren dafür zu erhalten, dass sie sich in der VfL-Partie gegen Paderborn um einen Sieg bemühen. DFB-Vizepräsident Rainer Koch habe daraufhin Ermittlungen veranlasst. Der Vorfall dürfte aber wohl keinen Einfluss auf die Spielwertung haben. Den betroffenen Spielern drohen aber Sperren oder Geldstrafen.

i don't get it

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>>76114933
ugh, forgot the pic

Was heißt RWE?
Rot Weiss Essen okay!

>yellow goals at leher/bremer

what kind of memery is that?

>>76114930
>Der Vorfall dürfte aber wohl keinen Einfluss auf die Spielwertung haben. Den betroffenen Spielern drohen aber Sperren oder Geldstrafen.

klar?

>>76115022
FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB

BENUDLIS :DDDDDDDDDDD

BURGHAUSEN ULTRAS MAD AF

POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL POKAL

which part of fahrschule karstens are you from?

what are the benuldies for?

>>76115207
to decide the cup winner

>>76115207
fun :3

>>76115210
none of the other games were cups tho,right?

nice benuldi from schulman btw

>>76115231
they're all cups, yes. this penalty shootout is for the bremen cup

>THE CITY OF BREMER SV >THE CITY OF BREMER SV >THE CITY OF BREMER SV >THE CITY OF BREMER SV >THE CITY OF BREMER SV >THE CITY OF BREMER SV >THE CITY OF BREMER SV >THE CITY OF BREMER SV >THE CITY OF BREMER SV >THE CITY OF BREMER SV >THE CITY OF BREMER SV >THE CITY OF BREMER SV >THE CITY OF BREMER SV >THE CITY OF BREMER SV >THE CITY OF BREMER SV >THE CITY OF BREMER SV >THE CITY OF BREMER SV >THE CITY OF BREMER SV >THE CITY OF BREMER SV >THE CITY OF BREMER SV >THE CITY OF BREMER SV >THE CITY OF BREMER SV >THE CITY OF BREMER SV >THE CITY OF BREMER SV >THE CITY OF BREMER SV >THE CITY OF BREMER SV >THE CITY OF BREMER SV >THE CITY OF BREMER SV >THE CITY OF BREMER SV >THE CITY OF BREMER SV >THE CITY OF BREMER SV >THE CITY OF BREMER SV >THE CITY OF BREMER SV

>>76115244
oh shit, i forgot about germanys decentralization n shit, assumed it was a single league. thanks
>>76115256
kek

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>bremer vidal
>fucking up benudli

not surprised

>>76115291
>being a Leher TS customer

>>76114930
Kühe, Schweine, Osnabrück

Wait a minute Wolfburg's almost relegated? I always though they were a semi-decent side

>>76115326
the city of Bremer's keeper

Benulties never end

>>76115356
they fucked up because Allofs and signing shitlords like Casteels and Malli.

>>76115360
>mfw it goes on for 20 minutes

this takes way too long desu

>THE CITY OF BREMER SV

AHAHAHAHHA BREMER SV BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER >BREMER V

>>76112279
>in einem neuen, eigenen Format
>Hauptkritikpunkt war die vorher späte Ausstrahlung

NO! HAUPTKRITIKPUNK WAS YOU WASTING EVERYONES FUCKING TIME INSTEAD OF JUST DRAWING THE FUCKING BALLS

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>BREMER SV

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t-they're so happy

who /viktoria1899/ here?

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Where is the top game here guys?

ROT WEISS ESSEN
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W
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>rot weiss pommes

>>76115498
Essen-Duisburg

Surely Golfsburg can't choke it.

What are you guys raving about? The game starts in more than 3 hours

Hope BFC Dynamo will do some rioting

>>76115498
>Wormatia Worms

heh

>Wolfsburg choke and lose today
>everyone things ITS HAPPENING
>next game they win 0:4 and avoid relegation

>>76115524

>>76114724

>>76115524
>he missed the Bremer SV choke

>MSV Duisburg is amateur tier now

sick circle aesthetic on that köln/bonn pitch

hallo und guten morgen!

I am watching the Brondby IF vs FC Kobenhavn Danish Cup Final now

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>>76115563
Thanks la

>>76115603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7qQ6_RV4VQ

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>SC Paderborn got relegated 3 times in a row

Is this really amateur? They're unironically better than our top division. Bigger crowd as well.

>>76115666
lotte & paderborn are 3. bundes

>>76115666
wew

>>76115653
thank god

>people still update the old FIFA Manager for every season
>last game is FIFA-M 14

Do they have autism? Why not just get the SEGA manager?

SCHIRI ABPFEIFEN

Schauinsland
KackindenBusch

>>76115779
thats my hangover routine

>>76115610
>watching danish memecup
>not watching german amateur cup finals

ultrapleb desu

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BENUDLIIIIIIISSSSSSSS AGAIN :D :D :D

do you think denmark is uncomfortable? the entire brondby section is jumping up and down

>>76115849
no once cares

>>76115849
stream?

Hadamar >> Brondby

ROTWEISS HADAMAR ULTRAS!!!

>>76115610
Good

HADAMAR!

>>76115849
I'm fine. My brother is there, but I bet he's having fun.

Bonus clip from when Eintracht Frankfurt visited Brondby last.
https://youtu.be/JTxig_bQhNQ

HADAMAR YES

WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN WEHEN

>The city of Holzbein

>tfw these amateur benuldis are unironically better than bundes benuldis

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HADAMAR ;______:

>>76115884
>RE:Bonus clip
good thing they weren't Americans

FUGGGGGGG YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

STRAUCH STRUACH

HA DA MAR

>HADAMAR
HAHAHAHAHA
>HADAMAR
HAHAHAHAHA
>HADAMAR
HAHAHAHAHA
>HADAMAR
HAHAHAHAHA
>HADAMAR
HAHAHAHAHA
>HADAMAR
HAHAHAHAHA
>HADAMAR
HAHAHAHAHA
>HADAMAR
HAHAHAHAHA
>HADAMAR
HAHAHAHAHA
>HADAMAR
HAHAHAHAHA
>HADAMAR
HAHAHAHAHA
>HADAMAR
HAHAHAHAHA
>HADAMAR
HAHAHAHAHA
>HADAMAR
HAHAHAHAHA
>HADAMAR
HAHAHAHAHA
>HADAMAR
HAHAHAHAHA

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

THIS ROLLERCOASTER OF EMOTIONS

RIP HADAMAR

>THE CITY OF HOLZBEIN
MOST DANGEROUSE LEAD

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HADAMAR NO

>Holzbein

>KIEL

>KIEL

>KIEL

>KIEL

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based Kiel

>stealing the dybala celebration baka desu

>>76115975
HOLZEBIN KIEL :DDDDD

ILJUSCHENKO ILJUSCHENKO ILJUSCHENKO ILJUSCHENKO ILJUSCHENKO ILJUSCHENKO ILJUSCHENKO ILJUSCHENKO ILJUSCHENKO ILJUSCHENKO ILJUSCHENKO ILJUSCHENKO ILJUSCHENKO ILJUSCHENKO ILJUSCHENKO ILJUSCHENKO ILJUSCHENKO ILJUSCHENKO ILJUSCHENKO ILJUSCHENKO ILJUSCHENKO ILJUSCHENKO ILJUSCHENKO ILJUSCHENKO ILJUSCHENKO ILJUSCHENKO ILJUSCHENKO ILJUSCHENKO ILJUSCHENKO ILJUSCHENKO ILJUSCHENKO ILJUSCHENKO ILJUSCHENKO

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noooooo Essen

;___;

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4q27k_1-fc-sudabrarup-holstein-kiel_fun

posting essential holzbein content

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>>76116011

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joke:

some people say germans are rational, but I would argue that rational people would not settle on a diet of worms in response to theological differences


rate on a scale of 10 to 10

are the games good? im not watching because nice weather

Vierte Liga, Paderborn ist dabei

>Lotte

>>76116071
yes. true fussball kino

p a d e r b o r n
a
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e
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b
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n

>>76116011
Classic. I might have seen that 400x and I'm still laughing my ass off.

TOR IN PIRMASENS TOR IN PIRMASENS TOR IN PIRMASENS TOR IN PIRMASENS TOR IN PIRMASENS TOR IN PIRMASENS TOR IN PIRMASENS TOR IN PIRMASENS TOR IN PIRMASENS TOR IN PIRMASENS TOR IN PIRMASENS TOR IN PIRMASENS TOR IN PIRMASENS TOR IN PIRMASENS TOR IN PIRMASENS TOR IN PIRMASENS TOR IN PIRMASENS TOR IN PIRMASENS TOR IN PIRMASENS TOR IN PIRMASENS TOR IN PIRMASENS TOR IN PIRMASENS TOR IN PIRMASENS TOR IN PIRMASENS TOR IN PIRMASENS TOR IN PIRMASENS TOR IN PIRMASENS TOR IN PIRMASENS TOR IN PIRMASENS TOR IN PIRMASENS TOR IN PIRMASENS TOR IN PIRMASENS TOR IN PIRMASENS TOR IN PIRMASENS

are there any paderborn players who played with them in the bundesliga that will now play in the 4th tier?

>>76116112
yes :^)

TOR IN SINSHEIM

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>tfw the entirety of Bavaria stands behind your club for two games because everybody wants 1860 to go down

W-we'll do our best lads

tagesschau spreche langsam

>>76116215
evangelischen trausmong lagarmaan

>>76116215
thx Obama

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>>76116241
>evangelischen trausmong lagarmaan
???

have a photo of my gf

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>>76116276

booomb

>lighting off flares

savages

>wolfsburg game in two hours
>have a 300 word essay due tommorrow

What do /sp/?

what happened to Mario Goatmez? and what happened to Wolfsburg in general, they used to be not that bad

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>>76116361
>class on sunday
>300 word essay
are you in 3rd grade?

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>>76112215

>is wolfsburg the new buyern hunter?

>>76116397
hes old
they sold their best players and bought bad players

Duisburg Hartz4 terrorists

>>76116398
How do people still reply to this shitty meme?

>>76116413
Red Bull Bern when?

>>76116409
they can hunt Jahn Regensburg next year

PADERBASED

>>76116361
>wolfsburg game in two hours
>have a 20 word essay due two months

I'M FUCKED

>>76116451
5 words remaining

rip essen

>THE CITY OF COLON

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>13 word milkies report due tomorrow
>havent even started
>tfw probably no milkies for me

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>>76116539
if wolfsburg wins you get milk

>that bloot

kek

>>76116561
can't see any tetra-paks

>"schuss aus 11 metern"
>steht am sechzehner

>>76116361
you are fucked

>>76116398
>look at me i work out my shoulders with machines at the GYM. thats right i go to the GYM

what an equalizer for BRONDBY IF!
1-1 currently

>>76116677
PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI
MUKHTAR MUKHTAR MUKHTAR

Mukhtar is still alive?
great

>worms

at least there is one good team left in Kaiserslautern

Fuck yeah, Landespokal! Maximum comfy.

i need some benuldies

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tfw literally unable to pronounce koeln

>>76116879
me too

Which one of you fucks is the "Ruli" poster in the derstandard.at forum? Kys Lauch

Ugh
Game over

>>76116933
yes that is me

>>76116933
all me

>>76116936
at least it was cornelius who put the final nail in the coffin and not some shithouse

which part of Morlautern are you guys from?

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>>76116933
>going to derstandard
>reading the football articles
>reading the comments to those articles
>actually taking those comments seriously

I've long accepted that you can't discuss football on that site. Comment section is filled with trolls that spend the entire day flaming certain leagues, teams and players. And the average commenter on that site watches about 3 games per year.

LAUTERN

uh? wasn't wolfsburg among the top teams last year?

>>76116986
Ya

>>76117021
no

>>76117048

u sure?

Imagine if Vaxuall vs Volkswagon played a friendly ohoho

DYNAMO BERLIN

>>76117055
they reached the CL quarterfinals but disappointed in the league

DY
NA
MO

>>76116451
yup

>the city of viktoria

>>76117003
Go to bed Salner

who /beinhart wie n flaschbier/ here?

>>76117163
more like bein harz IV xD

how did that not go in?

>>76117163
I'm /beinhart wie'n Rocker/ here

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was this stadium built by the DDR?

the seat colour seems so

>>76117188
how contrived! sad!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xULs6EHNp_0

>>76117003
>I've long accepted that you can't discuss football on that site. Comment section is filled with trolls that spend the entire day flaming certain leagues, teams and players. And the average commenter on that site watches about 3 games per year.
so it's just like /sp/?

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>dynashit

I DEMAND PENALTIES

DY
NA
MO

BERLIN
E
R
L
I
N

hi /bundes/, just to let you know im going to be learning german on duolingo in a few minutes, but ill probably give up at trying in around a week or two because im retarded :)

dünamo

>2nd Bundesliga:: qualification May 26
>Jan Regensburg vs 1860 München
what happend to Münchenchester City?

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>>76117364
YOU JINXD IT
>>76117380
good post

I T S O G R E ! ! !

What a fucking retarded GK

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>>76117425
>sweeper keeper

>russisches Taschentuch

>>76117380
have fun
>>76117386
Ismaik happened

>unironically watching the regionalliga of missfit ossis

>wollscheid

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very nice

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>"haben Sie daraus getrunken?"
>the trophy is pic related
>the city of Jessy Wellmer

who /Carl Zeiss Jena/ here?

>Shitgart
>Randale

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what did das erste meant by this?

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>>76117540
what did you just say about me anon?

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>implying there are actually Wolfsburg fans

>>76117660
you are soooooooooo dumb

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ANDRIES JONKER JONGE

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>>76117677

i really hope wolfsburg goes down. i dont know why but i want them to go down.

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just got the call from Siemens GmbH, mario gomez scores 2 and wolfsburg win 3-0

>>76113424
Apologize. Also Sargent is going to be the new Wood in the bundes

time for ard

ebin Fink interview today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC3_SWyefs4

>>76117954
BESCHISSEN WORDEN

>>76117954
the only good thing about austrian bundes are the interviews

Mario Gomez

Hannover here, I want Peine Ost to go up so we can rek them again. Also with Golfsburg down we have one less plastic club.

>Gomez
>Gustavo

Where did it all go so wrong?

>>76118068
bayern
leipzig
wolfsburg
hoffenheim
leverkusen
schalke

all plastic

>>76118096
Exclude Bauern and >Schalke

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>>76118025
tfw we will never see a vienna team winning the bundes

>>76118096
Strange how you left out one certain club.

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WHO HERE /TEAM UNDERDOG/?

GO WOLFSBURG!

>>76118111
bayern: audi, adidas, allianz

schalke: gazprom

No away goal rule here, right?

>>76118114
ECHTE

Wolfsburg is gonna win this easily and you know it

It's not a bad team, just a bunch of mercenaries who can't be assed most of the time

>>76118139
WRONG
>>76118142
this