Miranda vs. Gonazles
>mariners
1. Jean Segura (R) SS
2. Guillermo Heredia (R) CF
3. Robinson Cano (L) 2B
4. Nelson Cruz (R) RF
5. Kyle Seager (L) 3B
6. Danny Valencia (R) 1B
7. Taylor Motter (R) LF
8. Mike Zunino (R) C
9. Ariel Miranda (L) P
>nats
1. Trea Turner (R) SS
2. Jayson Werth (R) LF
3. Bryce Harper (L) RF
4. Ryan Zimmerman (R) 1B
5. Daniel Murphy (L) 2B
6. Anthony Rendon (R) 3B
7. Michael Taylor (R) CF
8. Jose Lobaton (S) C
9. Gio Gonzalez (R) P
wake up faggots for some good 9am interleague
Wow, I can't wait for the Mariners to lose AGAIN!
>9am start
MARINYAS!
At this point i'm more afraid to face zimmerman than harper
Mariners will lose 6-1 with all 6 runs coming in the 6th inning and in 6 games will have a combined score of 47-6
>9AM
I didn't wanna watch anyways
I will watch this game and there is absolutely NOTHING you can do to stop me.
Incoming 1 run
>>76117228
...or not
ha ha ha fuck this team
I went to mlb.com and saw the game was 0-0, then went to gameday and saw Rendon at bat and "In Play, Run(s)". Well fuuuck.
The best part of being poor to afford a trip to the US, watch a game and pick a team is that you can laugh at someone's pain every game you watch.
Every game.
hahahahhaa fuck a mariner
The only 2 teams in MLB that have never played in the World Series
>>76117383
Expos played in the world series m8
>>76117440
I'm sorry, where did you see the Expos playing tonight, faḿ?
>>76117440
No they didn't
Fuck outta here Servais
>>76117560
they would have but we all know what happened
THEY FINALLY SCORED MORE THEN 1 (ONE) RUN!!!
With one swing, Nelson Cruz has scored as many runs as the Mariners have in the last 3 games combined.
gj kyle
I used to have a supervisor in the military who was the spitting image of Kyle Segear
=) so I pretend is him with a pseudo name
>imagination is fun =D
>>76117745
>>imagination is fun =D
the military fucked you up mate, atleast you'll get free tickets at memorial day now
MARINERS!
>>76117984
>Huezil
Hi =D
never bombed your country before
what are your whores like?
feminine penii?
>>76118104
>Cheap, crappy whore
they are cheap, crappy whores
>Good, beautiful whores
will likely steal your shit and have three niggers beat your shit up
>The ones by main roads
they have penises, and not feminine ones
>Midget whores
that's where it's at, my nigga
>Midget tranny whores
literally heaven
>>76118141
>no /midget_tranny_hookers/ board
sad
>tfw worst seager
>>76118141
>>76118168
Ignore this pleb. There aren't midget trannIES on plural, although there's one in Rio who charges like 400 dollars per hour to tourists and usually need booking in advance. She stars in many tranny videos around here but that's like, one-of-a-kind experience thing.
>>76118199
That's not "hitting .235 in AA" extraordinaire Justin Seager though
>>76118253
ok
>tfw the 2 worst seagers
>>76117610
for anyone who doesn't
>>76118405
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1994_World_Series
oops
MARINERS WIN!
>Edwin Diaz coming into the game in a save situation
worried 2bh
>>76118839
DIAZ IS BASED!
>National league ball
>all these fucky double switches and substitutions all over the place
my poor scorecard
MARINERS WON IN DC!!!
GG, Nats
>Adam fucking Lind is hitting .333 with a 1.014 OPS currently
what the actual fuck
FUCK OFF LIND YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
The losing streak is over!
GG Nats