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>boil water in big pot
>cook two of these bad boys
>add dried vegetables, drain water
>don't use the oil packets, use olive oil instead
>mix in the sauce
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>>34822092
Sounds like it would be good I think
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>>34822171
It was good. They're $7 or $8 for 4 packages at my market.
I'm full but contemplating making more.
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What kind of vegetables can I add to my ramen noodles for a better taste ?
Why the hell do white people think they can be robots or have any problems at all? If you're white, able bodied, not obese, not monster freak-tier hideous, then you literally can never have any problems. White people are the most desired group of people in the entire world. Whites can fuck themselves and stop whining about "muh white tears/feels." Like, stfu. You're white. You're literally desired everywhere.
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Tell that to the slavs.
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No body ever wants to date slavs so
STFU
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>>34822038
>tfw Slavic male
This is fucking hell
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>2 days until valentine's day
What are your plans, robots?
>go to work like usual
>avoid getting into conversations about valentine's day with coworkers
>go home
>make food
>shitpost while eating
>go to sleep
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>>34821864
>What are your plans, robots?
My mom just brought me a box of chocolates.
Will eat them while watching a movie or videos on youtube.
Also maybe going into town and watching the happy couples until I'm sick of it.
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Maybe play some vidya, browse the internet, take a nap. Same shit I do everyday.
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Do some leud things with some robots on discord
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Didn't know where else to post this:
What kind of techniques do you know of (that work) to enhance your mind?
Like reading faster, absorbing knowledge faster and such?
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Fuck all of you TFWNOGF fucks holy shit fuck this place
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Take your time reading.
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>>34822151
lol it's never not funny when someone gets so assblasted for people not replying to his thread.
Anyone here ever quit the internet for an extended period of time? im about to quit it for a month and go from there
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I wish I could but that would take self control
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You can't keep the nsa occupied with shitposts if you're actually productive
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>>34821706
Good idea, senpai. It's fucked us all good.
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>you will never start a meme that becomes so popular you see a paradigm shift
>you will never start a meme that becomes relevant for +5 years
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>fantasizing about being a meme lord
truly this is the end of our times.
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>>34821578
>wanting to create something no one will ever credit you for
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The guy who drew smug pepe literally defined the course of history. I wonder where he is and how he feels about it.
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There's probably a lot of sad, robot-like people out there that don't even know of this place.
How would they cope?
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Better off
This place makes sad people even worse
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>>34821471
they commit suicide in droves
quick, go look up how many people've killed themselves in your country just this year
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>>34821492
>>34821485
so is it better dead than on here?
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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.
1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1 (Dead), are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 (Dead) lolwut" are the same post, in the eyes of the robot.
5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).
6. Images are NOT included in the filter, only text.
7. Your mute count slowly decreases over time.
8. You cannot post a picture without text.
9. Unicode is blocked. Sorry, too many exploits (Cyrillic letters, etc).
10. Posts require a certain minimum amount of original content in order to be posted.
11. Post sane, real content, well thought out replies, and mutes are unlikely.
12. The original algorithm was designed by XKCD:
http://pm1.narvii.com/5841/c9b3a9ddca044c7d29bc819017595d1885e04108_hq.jpg
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/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.
Oraoraora
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Im just checking if I can reply to this
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Kekerino, someone actually replied. Sup guys.
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>white """men""""
This is why I'm saying an Iranian man.
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>>34821128
Are you Iranian? Your English isn't very good Fatima
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Iranian = Middle Eastern
Middle Eastern = White
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Definitions_of_whiteness_in_the_United_States
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look at this fag tho
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The French discord :
http://discord.io/4chan
Vous ne serez plus jamais seul.
English talkers are welcome too, but be Nice plz.
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>>34821034
I am the Discord and I can confirm
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>>34821034
hahaha wow look at all the fucking frogs
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>>34821034
Who the fuck wants to talk to a bunch of muslims and cucks?
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>tfw gf doesnt do anal
I JUST WANT TO PUT IT IN HER LITTLE BUTTHOLE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34820928
>having sex doggy style
>whoops haha wrong hole
Are you dumb? It's literally that easy.
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if your girlfriend doesn't respect you enough to do anal with you, then you should break up with her.
you think she would say no to Chad?
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>>34821005
>whoops haha wrong hole
It's not that easy, pal.
She'll overreact like you're suddenly raping her or fall over in pain like you just tore her anus open.
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>make online dating profile, fuck it why not.
>message cute girl, she responds.
>she views my profile and keeps responding, I can't tell you how good this is making me feel.
>she views my profile once more and stops responding.
And my chad profile gets responses no matter what I say or write fuck this. Why did I have to be born?
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im going to kill my self now
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Anyone else have a chad profile to fuck with normies?
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>>34821571
the thing is, I have tried hard self-improving but its all a meme. Its all genetics.
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>tfw no ski instructor bf
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>>34820693
these are getting oddly specific.
origami
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I think being gay is a meme
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>>34820785
Maybe he's referring to Canada's latest embarrassment.
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How do I become a sissy if I have a 2 inch erect dick?
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>>34820486
well some would say that's even better
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>>34820486
Sauce plsss
Subduhjisjie
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>>34820486
You already are with that dong. You in Chicago? I'll make you a sissy and fuck your ass right.
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Who else here /goingtodiealone/?
>tfw 30 years old
>absolutely no friends
>family lives in a different state
>no "social circle" to speak of
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>>34820294
32 here
I'm going to die alone, too
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>>34820294
>>34820316
are you white? pls disprove this "whites can't be robots" meme
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>>34821573
half white half spic
yay original recipe