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Lets get a nostalgia threar goin

Preferably old games but anything is fine
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>>34920588
Fuck i mispelled
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>>34920588
Holy shit I actually played this like 12 years ago.
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I've been thinking about Endless War 3 lately. Fuck, that was a GOAT game.

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I just saw a manlet with a gf taller than him and she had a fit body.

Did /r9k/ lie to me?
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I know a diagnosed autistic manlet(5'3)who has a qt gf of 5 years who is a few inches taller than him. Ofcourse it's a meme. Being a manlet might decrease your chances but anything is possible in dis grazi wold
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>>34920446

Yes

Not an original comment

Originallo 6903467788
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>>34920446
Lie? Technically no since they unironically buy into the memes.

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I make my living doing remote internet work that requires no social interaction (unless you count emails and IM as such. I used to make calls and skype when customers asked but now I'm in a position where I can refuse). I get my groceries and other supplies delivered straight to my door. I go weeks to months at a time without leaving my apartment.

I used to watch late 90s/early 00s teen dramas and pretend I live their lives to supplement my own lacking one, but these are no longer effective. But I was going through my stuff the other day and I found my old copy of The Sims. I played it for a few days, and while it was lacking in some obvious ways, I realized that maybe a superior game of this same genre would be the best life supplement. I've looked around online for other games but I want to know if anyone here has tried the same thing, and which game would be the best suited for my goal.
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I think I've seen some of your posts before.

Can't be of any help. Last game like you're describing that I played was Second Life, and that was like 10 years ago, so I'm sure it's pretty ourdated.
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>>34920444
You can always play/read visual novels
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>>34920444
I really enjoyed The Sims 3. There are some flaws, but overall it's very fun.

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I love being a woman. Especially now addays.

Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominant gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it and ugly men will never have a chance to even be with us.

For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I cheated. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.

Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)

He whined like a little bitch to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.
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>>34920414
tl:dr
rs
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>addays
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>>34920414
Stop spamming the board with this shitty pasta. Nobody cares that you're some stupid ass neckbeard who is trying to bait replies. get the fuck out. saged.

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>tfw if there are infinite universes there's one where she loves you
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not how infinity works. a series of just 1010101010... is also infinite and doesnt contain all the numbers
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>>34920398
There might also be universal constants that happen no matter what reality you are in. One of those constants is she never loves you and rides Chad's dick all day.
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>>34920398
>>34920430

>She never loves you, in any of the infinite universes

KEK

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Just ate a full tub of mint ice cream

Im still hungry
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>>34920388
what happened to your diet?
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>3 double cheeseburgers
>2 bags of sensations crisps
>5 hours of video games
>3 cans of coke
>now wasting my time on /r9k/ when I should be in bed

there is no light in this world
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>>34920388
>eats shitty food
>still hungry
hmmmmmm
i wonder why???

have you tried not eating nothing but hydrogenated oil? Maybe, try cooking and making real food.

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i mis my mumy nd dady
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>>34920356
Don't worry buddy, you'll see them again soon.
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>>34920652
*shoots his brains out*
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>>34920356
>>34920652
>>34920681
10/10 would ready again made me cry very yes

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Do you feel more <em>entitled</em> or <em>greedy,</em> /r9k/? Do you feel that you <em>deserve</em> a girlfriend? Or do you just <em>want</em> one, despite knowing that you are unworthy?
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Those are all natural feels that should pass as long as you don't actively think that way all the time. Why do you feel unworthy? Lastly, what the fuck are those <em></em> tags supposed to do?
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fucking newfag
>if i use html everyone will think i'm so faancy
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>>34920301
>Or do you just <em>want</em> one, despite knowing that you are unworthy?
This.

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who agree here
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>>34920284
in /r9k/
you get no replies
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>>34920284
I agree. I feel great pride for my Siamese cat. She is highly intelligent, sociable and talented. Often she brings be rats and birds, but she is also capable of taking down snakes.
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>>34920425
Great anon
my cat just keeps fucking around and play all day long then ask for food.
And he doesn't have a gf

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What are some good hobbies to try out? Preferably cheap and easy to get into? I'm already into
>art
>music
>lifting
>vidya if that counts
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>>34920243
plastic models
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juggling. seriously just buy a $4 set of juggling balls and go for it.
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>>34920309
This actually sounds fun

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Hey robots, come join our discord! We have dedicated mods, and seperate channels for different subjects. Everyone is invited!
https://discord.gg/qkzNZhs
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>>34920192
Are there traps in ur server
oregano
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>>34920462
How the fuck would I know
Fight me u lil shit
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>invite invalid

oh boy, another server that banned me for whatever convoluted reason

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Go OUTSlDE
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>>34920188
And witness Trump's America? No thanks
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>>34920337
Trumps America is actually giving me hope.
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>>34920337
Trump's America feels a lot like Obama's America cause I don't live in the shit part of downtown

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welcome 2 hell idiots
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Enjoy your underage b& whore
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>>34920297
shut the frunt door
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>>34920155
>hell
The way of a fool is right in his own eyes: but he that hearkeneth unto counsel is wise.
Someday, you will achieve transcendence and regocnize this place is true heaveon of wisdom and joy.

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I just want a vocaroo of a man telling me how I'm a little sissy bitch and he has complete control over me
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Forgot to mention he has to be black and make fun of my little white clitty
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>>34920138
I'm OP, you're not OP. please though senpai, will reward in vocaroo saying what you want (nothing TOO lewd)
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>>34920185
Maybe I am your subconscious

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Any medical diagnosis, online tests that could say you are?
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Been told by a disability support worker that I definitely have it, but I haven't bothered to get an official diagnosis.
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Got it in the same psychiatric evaluation that confirmed me for having Bipolar II and ADHD.

Emotionally unstable, socially inept, and stupid.
The unholy trifecta of becoming a recluse.
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>>34920160

Fuck me. I have an official depression / anxiety diagnosis but they hand those out like degrees

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