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you have narcissist abusive mother

she probably ingrained in you traits that make you prone to future abuse and hurt

Maybe she is the alchoholic. 30 beers and you could only have 3.

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>>35091740
>OP buys 30 beers
>asks mummy if he can have some
>she says only 3

Kek Opie you're a fucking cuck

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Send help.
I require medical assistance.

>>35091877
dilite thi-

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>>35091899
I do not have the medical equipment to ease my specific condition.
Please, send help.

I'm a balding eagle.
Don't give a fuck. The chadisest chad I know is too and it looks good on him.
So it looks good on me too.

>>35091624
it doesnt look good on everybody, but good for you if it works for your aesthetics

>>35091640
It only doesn't look good if you don't shave it all off, nothing more embarrassing than someone desperately holding onto their hair.

>>35091546
>white people
smfh

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>>35091602
>shitskins
Aylmao

>>35091602
>fetishes*
smfh

cause fembots aren't real

>>35091504
like i've said hundreds of fucking times already: fembots don't exist. the closest thing to a fembot is a fembot (male). now stop making these threads you fucking dud

>>35091504
Because you're dumb as shit if you dox yourself on purpose on this website. It's pretty dumb to do it anywhere online.

>>35091478
You're healthy and all, right?

No red balls and tumor in your testicles, right?
>Check yourself before you wreck yourself

I am insecure about having possibly small testicles.

I don't know if they're actually small, and I cannot ask another man to show me his balls for comparison.

>>35091586
Yes Im healthy. They've been same size forever now.
>>35091621
I didnt think my balls were that big but when roasties comment it, I guess I'll take their word. They probably know about ball-handling.

>>35091425
Ukraine? India? Tell me more, anon.

>>35091425
You just gotta focus on something abd block out the bullshit. I suggest uni.
Goto your classes, ask your teachers questions, do your readings, do them again and do all the study questions. Ask others for help. Just dedicate yourself to it, I mean, it's not like you're doing anything more worthwhile, and after a while people will acknowledge your efforts.

>>35091440
Serb, life is shit here I feel like the only thing thats gonna change my life is if some war breaks loose around here, so I can just get shot and die since I dont have the balls to do it myself.

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let s taek a luk in a meem hestry bok

>>35091374
it's an /int/ meme that spread here, he's not even called helper.

>>35091374
it's apu

>>35091318
>normies are still unevolved primals
Newsflash.

I vaguely remember this show.
It was on right around the time when I lost the last of my hope.

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>your huge cock will never make you famous

just end it now

>>35091237
i remember i was very bright and had an inclination towards the sciences when i was younger ,up until maybe 13-14

but all the internet and Wanking and Countless hours of mindless gratification has made me a man who can not put his mind in order and concentrate on a task.
I used to be very ADHD as a child too,but at that age i could be fixed,now....now i feel weak when trying to battle my shitty self.
I've been NEET for about a year,Uni exam is in 3 months,havent studied a bit,cant put my head down and just read....fuck my life

And now im looking at buying Drugs off the internet....WTF AM I DOIGN

>>35091237
>>35092024
In the same position. Used to read jules verne in 4th grade, unabridged. Read all the time. Can barely read now because of all the weed I smoked. Got so frazzled from all the speed I took to study that I was just strung out for a semester. I used to make films all the time but was too hungover to ever make it to make it to my visual production class. Parents will pull my tuition at the end of the semester if I don't stop fucking up. Filled my life with mindless drunk abusive sex with people I fooled into liking me. I just want to love someone so I can be free from faking talk with stupid bitches just to get laid and feel validated. I just set up this consistent hookup up with a friend and I think they've fallen in love. She was so nice why couldnt I have just loved her back and enjoyed it but I had to fuck everything up because I couldn't just be happy, I had to have more and everything had to be perfect my way. My uncle is this neet electrician who never found anyone and is slowly dying of a number of health issues and a broken heart. I just want to love and I feel like it will never happen. I've never had a good relationship and I don't know the difference between trying to love someone and faking it just to have sex. I feel like I can only feel happiness from material gratification, drugs, or sober anger and sadness. Otherwise I'm empty most of the time.

I was going to save the world once and help people

now I just want to kick the writhing mass of shit that's called humanity down the toilet

Women are the cause of all my problems but the solution is to get a woman in my life

>new
>uses an old as fuck image
at least use a new meme to bait

No problem pal! Just put tags around what you want to say, with the second one having a / slash after the first bracket! Nice meme by the way, made me chuckle :))))

>>35091137
where the horny bot at?

so most robots get off hurting women than?

>>35091137
>that pic
my sides

ori

Because /r9k/ is for failures

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>>35091186
Liking little girls doesn't mean you're a failure though.

>>35091385
It means that you're fucked in the head and you should kill yourself.

>>35090970
>tfw this has been your life for the past decade

You don't breathe, eat, shit, piss, have a heartbeat, or think?

>>35090970
find a hobby. go to goodwill and buy a $2 tennis racket. or roller blades. pick up a guitar. jesus, how can some of you do absolutely nothing?

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>>35090822

its the will of the people and society at large, not one single politician who will punish them.

i love hentai lolis but you will not see me declaring lolicon a social status and demanding special treadment from society for it like every other made up fringe group does.

Freeze peach innit. Only relevant when its useful to any party. Should be able to say what you want IMO but you should be prepared to accept any actions from the public to you directly if you say something

Normies have an autistic obsession with pedophiles.

Normies have this habit of bringing up pedos all the time on social media.

>local news story about a shark being at a local beach
>normie comments "We should throw a pedophile in the water!"

>news story about somebody being arrested for something trivial
>"Why aren't the police catching pedos!"

>normie posts a picture of a gallows
>captioned with "THIS is what should happen to PEDOPHILES"

What the fuck is it with normies and pedos?