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>Mom found the furry folder.

>>35317989
i actually relate to this anon
my dad took my computer away

>wife's son found my reddit account
>it's the one I use for /r/blackchickswhitedicks
>I'm black and he's white

you better wash your controllers in rubbing alcohol because they are probably crawling with aids and gonorrhea

What game did you play? How much did she charge?

why doenst my mother love me?

this man is an hero but also insane, why would I follow his words?

>>35317580
Can I still use the internet?

Can I still watch anime?

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>>35317548
>Does /r9k/ use irc?
post channel

>>35317548

IRC is where people show their true autism colors

Yes but no one else does so "no" really.

>>35317319
Used to sketch as a kid
Did mostly science fiction and some edgy shit during my emo phase

Now I just write fiction but non of my work will ever be published so what's the point

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>>35317371
the point is just to share. my work will never be appreciated either but i still like to share it

Music major coming in!
http://benzcomposer.weebly.com/compositions.html

>>35317221
How the fuck do you mew i dont get it how does it feel? How do know you are doing it right? I dont feel anything and other people'l say the tongue goes into the airway but mine doesnt

>>35317322
Tongue to roof. Fully engaged as possible.

post pic of face ugly recessed nerd lmao

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>friend on steam ignores you

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>no friends on steam

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Come and have a comfy evening conversation with a fellow robot.

The very first chat you have with a stranger is always the most meaningful one.

Just step in, and be my guest.


steamcommunity.com/id/TooBadNerds

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>>35316547
>tfw I am right on the cutoff between 1996 and 1997

Early 00's kid. I have weird foggy individual memories from the 90s, but I wouldn't say I "remember the 90s"

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i'm more than a decade removed from this chart.

>>35316459
Masturbate while on weed, edge, or have sex.

>>35316459
I don't understand how this can happen as long as you don't death grip

>>35316459
Stop it, get some help

Oreiheibr

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for fucks sake, wrong picture

>>35316376
>for fucks sake, wrong picture
good idea

Rollerinoooooo
My comment is original now!!!!!.!!!.!!!.!!!

Looks yummy but I hate how taco truck food makes me feel ill afterwards. It's probably the salsa that hits me hard.

>>35316154
howe fat are you?

>>35316154
I had a chip butty from my local chippy matey.

soviet union was the first jewish empire and the european union is the second one. both serve the purpose of destroying the goys. USSR was more up front, EU not so much

Jews control the media and banks. Their history pretty much explains it

Sorry but that's dumb. Same kind of thing as Elvis or Bruce Lee being alive.

Dumb things I believe:
>Chem trails
>Not sure about the moon landing, and think Kubrick may have dropped hints
>9/11 was the Jews
>Big pharma holds back significant advancements to maximise profits, keeping people sick
>Psychiatry is the worst offender
>Vaccines may possibly cause autism
>Chemicals in processed foods and tap water ensure a docile, mentally impaired populace. This effect is amplified by the media
>The Global Elite are part of a vast Satanic child rape network
>They may or may not be psychic vampires with ties to non-human entities

>>35316123
Are you a guy or a girl?


originallreee

>>35316123
I don't have a foot fetish, but a foot fetish is the go-to "weirdo" fetish in the eyes of normies. It's not weird to admit so long as you don't go around waving a banner, but then again, nobody should do that for any fetish.

Those are some girly feet, by the way. If you're not a girl, you have the girliest feet I've ever seen. I've never even heard of a girl with a foot fetish.

>>35316123
chicks don't have foot fetishes. You have nice fucking feet though. They look pretty soft.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH STOP IT FAGGOT

That video is BRAAAP Kino

Seriously its amazing

Brazilians are leaps ahead of us in the BRAAAP cinema

What's the cause of wanting this? I shouldn't even be remotely aroused by this.

this is baz's territory now lads

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So Anon, which one of us are you going to invite to Prom?

You ARE going to prom, right anon?

>eating doritos and dip
>run out doritos before dip

Why the fuck is there so much dip in comparison to the amount of doritos.

Odds I dump it
Evens I eat it with my hands like some sort of savage animal