>mfw dad found the rape machine

>Mom found the furry folder.

>>35317989
i actually relate to this anon
my dad took my computer away

>wife's son found my reddit account
>it's the one I use for /r/blackchickswhitedicks
>I'm black and he's white

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>conservative step mom found my sister's penis

>Soviet Union found the Endlosung der Judenfrage

>>35318099
>I'm black
>He's white
>Wife's son

No, he's black

>>35317686
>PO found the sperm worm

>>35319254
My wife is white and her boyfriend is white.

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>President found the pepe folder.

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>daring daughter witness the doodoo dungeon

I-it's over friends

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>Mom found the cum cannon

I better get going

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>ruskies hacked the trap trojan

was so close to world peace too ;_;

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>neighborhood children found the Pepe-O's (part of a balanced breakfast)

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>teacher caught me smuggling hormone paste

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>doctor found the cheese wheel collection

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>Mother touched the testicle tickler
I'm all out of options now

>baby found the tumor farm

I don't know what to tell him.

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>>35317686
>mom found the plaster penis mold

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>Dad found the piss jug catapult

>ISIS found the pink humvees

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>>35317686
>mfw the rape machine found dad

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>>35317686
>mom found the smegma satellite

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>mother found the crush porn folder

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>sister found the ball blister bong

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>>35317686
>step-sister stumbled upon the shit shrine

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>mom got lost in the piss catacombs

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>half brother took a bite of the pube pizza

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>FBI found my IP

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>jesus found the hitler clones

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>grandparents discovered the shit dungeon

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>>35317686
>mommy found the shit covered sharpie

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>tfw brother inadvertently activated the turd turret.

>keep porn among other things on flash drive
>password protected
>flash drive on necklace that I bring everywhere

They can see it when they pry it from my cold dead corpse

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>cousin collided with the creamy cum candies

>>35320175
Tell him it was a stolen one so normies conservatives would not be able to buy it

>>35321527
>carrying your pornography on your person wherever you go

i wonder what kind of stat bonuses it provides

>>35321708
On one hand I always know where it is, I know it's secure in my possession, and I feel better having it on my person than laying around where my family can find it (it's password protected but my brother's really good with cracking that shit).

On the other hand, anyone who notices it asks what it is, and they usually just assume it's porn, a few people have tried to grab it, and I go to a place with 27 computers in one room everyday, so I'm constantly stressed out about people finding the weird shit I beat my meat to.

Also some times in the middle of the day I'll forget if I have it on me or not and freak out for half a second before feeling the necklace.

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>step mom sniffed the dick cheese container

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>mom found the poo poo jar.

>>35321809
why don't you just hide the fucking usb

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>police found the enema bombs

>>35321885
Because I tried that before and I ended up forgetting where I put it and freaking out for about a week. I don't have good short term memory, and I only actually look at the contents of the flash drive in moderation.

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>>35321708

-10 END
-1 INT
+5 FTH
-10 LUK

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>>35317686
>snuffaluffagus found the vacum cleaner

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>>35317686
>Mom finds the female hormones

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>pokemon rival finds my rule 64 of us
I-it's not what you think

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>mommy found the happy candles

>>35322025
I know orawrhajhhhawdinal that feel

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>pest control slipped in the saliva tank

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>fat camp counselor found the Cheeto stash

>>35319899
>witnessed
>not discovered
so close
yet so far

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>inspector inspected the incestuous insertions

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>>35319769
Why does your wife have a boyfriend?!

Do we have a name for this x found the y meme yet?

>>35322025
>TFW momma lets me change my GBP account to a PPP account

>>35319769
y'all cucking?

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>>35317686
>Uncle found the poo poo pee pee shotguns

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>>35322365
do you even have to ask? he admitted in his post he was a redditor...

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>dad tripped over the multidimensional cum transformer

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>the general public bought the spherical earth theory

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>>35322531
DeIet this!

TheEarthIsSpherical

>>35317686
what is this rape machine joo speak of

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>>35317686

>officers found the toilet pickles