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Because they're only here to take everything they can and leave.

>>35031850
Because none of them like me. So I don't like any of them.

That's not the shamrock shake

>>35031870

It's not. I don't want food coloration desu.

>>35031849
Read a thread re: truths about working at McDonald's; first thing I remember is, "don't get the McCafe shit; they never make you clean the machine out, so it's nasty inside"

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>>35031817

Yeeeeees, isn't it a good thing you've realized this then, OP-kun? Now you can get the fuck away from here and pick up your guitar (I can play Smoke on the Water like a boss btw).

>>35031817
it's like saying to a smoker that if he stopped he could buy a ferrari within a year.

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>>35031752
L I T E R A L L Y google "smug cat".
I don't blame you for not knowing this though. Only the oldest of oldfags know this super obscure 2012 meme.

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Smuggo katto

It is one person with schizotypy that keeps posting this

I'm not usually a wallower, but I do get panic attacks, mostly in the evening when I'm tired

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>>35031619
>only being good at self pity

my nigger.

>>35031460
We wouldn't have lasted this long

>>35031460
i had one crush at 14 and one at 16, second one is my gf for five years now.
first one, i am happy she never got my gf bc shes shit now.

I finally got a GF at the age of 27. I cuddled and spent some sweet moments with her, but at my core I still want to die because I am not a working or useful human being.
I don't think my life would have been different if I had gotten a GF sooner. This only confirmed what I was thinking before: a GF doesn't solve your "problems" or situation.

Good job OP I'm proud of you. Your putting in the effort to change. I also don't like going when there's alot of people there, but desu their not so bad try asking for some advice on working out people tend to be alot more friendly than they seem. I agree though there's nothing like having a gym to yourself though. Keep it up I believe in you!

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>>35031411

Bro, just do like 50 pushups in your room, takes me like a week and im swole as a mah.

I have like some crazy gene that makes my muscle growth extra dope, it's like boom after one sesh. I am like some kind of ultimate fighter right now, I don't even eat protein I just eat what ever the fuck I wan't bro, people are like dude what is your protein? what kind of shakes do you drink? I am like fucking anything man, I drink it all up. You know what i'm saying?

>>35031526
Yeah, let me ask skinny high school kids and senior citizens for advice on working out. I just don't want to have to interact with anyone, and the free weight room is small as fuck so if there's more than 1 other person in there 90% of the time it's extremely crowded and because there are only 2 barbells and a bunch of gay machines I spend half the time with my thumb up my ass waiting for someone to stop using it.

>>35031401

I dunno. Did that work for any robot shooters in the past?

>>35031462
who said anything about shooting?
I could probably ambush a roastie at night and fuck him up good

>>35031606
>roastie
>him

what did he mean by this

>>35031376
Hmmm it's a coin flip if you're under 21 do it.

>>35031376
if pic related is you then get off my board brad

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Have you ever wanted to fuck a cat?

>>35031397

with a shovel over it's head

>>35031397
I wish I could be this happy

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>>35031326
Thanks, Doc.

I double-want sex 24/7/365(+1).

>tfw no satyr ass gf

>>35031312
Your gif i'd imagine

nothing. women are worthless.

>>35031312
Cuddle a lot
Honestly sex wouldn't be the first thing I have in mind

Why would you beat her? Literally no one gets anything from that. Honestly the only thing you gain from that is an arrest record.

Hell, you were dumb to not see the signs that she was going to cheat on you anyway.

>>35031243
dumb faggot

if i ever find out that she cheated on me not only will i beat her but ill rape her afterwards :)

>>35031130
Canada sucks tho.

>>35031158

Lies. I am coming for your felines.

>>35031175
Go nuts I'm a greasy Anglo anyway not like give a shit about frogs.

>>35031122
Right, thats everything I need. I can finally jerk off.

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>>35031122
We finally going to get rid of all the traps & faggots on this board?

>>35031248
what is this, 2005?