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Do any 30+ fembots come here? Does such a thing even exist?
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I'm a female (male)
A/s/l?
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>>35034573
Wtf that means?
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Do you ever wish that you could be little baby again? Safe in the arms of your pretty, big boobed mommy, suckling contently without a care in the world?
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>>35034389
Does the pope shit on a bear?
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>>35034389
no I wish I was 14 again and then don't waste my life dropping out of school playing videogames and later waste 3 years on drug addiction
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I wish I was in my father's ball bag again so I could lose the race this time.
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>unknowingly made a princess peach anal vore giantess fanfic at 6 years old without realizing what I was doing
JUST
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what the fuck is anal vore? how can you eat something with your ass
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>>35034109
just shoving it up there.
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Who /Balding&Short/ here?
I'm 5'6" and I have a receding hairline at 18
Feels pretty based bros
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Shave bald it all off and take some control of it will make you look more attractive.
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>>35034295
I wear hats everywhere
Too scared to shave it. I'll look horrible
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I'm 5'5" and have been shaving my own hair for like four years now because of it thinning so badly (at around 20 was when I noticed it). I've saved hundreds of dollars in barber costs, but I definitely look worse than I did when I had hair.
It helps if you have a muscular physique, because you store fat in your face/head, so if you're chubby, you will probably look worse.
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>28
>ugly
>virgin
>never had real a job
>keep getting turned down because never had a real job or references
>McDonald's never called back after calling them
>military denies me because asthma
What's next for my career?
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>>35033939
Fake it to make it. Get someone to pretend to be a reference. Easy as fuck. I've done it for every job I've ever had, or just did it myself if it's email contact only
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Government. They don't so interviews and are always hiring
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>>35033977
This is how I also do it, I have my brother as a ref.
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>Always the observer
>Never the one who has the qt gf
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>>35033932
When's the last time you asked a girl out?
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>>35033932
I can feel it man.
Being an observer actually is great for when you're trying to be a filmmaker. Helps you get a better handle on how people talk and act.
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>>35033961
>When's the last time you asked a girl out?
That's the fucking problem with robots - they never ask out because they already imagine how it end and they believe the "prophecy".
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/bullied/ thread
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>get the living shit kicked out of me by someone who I viewed as a friend
>"friend" tells me I gotta stand up for myself
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>>35033860
I was a bully when I was 13. Keep crying faggot.
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>was the chad until I hit 13 and bullied neets constantly
>hit 13 and I'm suddenly an ultra neet that developed a fear of women
Someone kill me I'm too much of a pussy to do it myself
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Pepe and Feels: Twisted Edition 2017-02-21 06:30:06 Post No.35033621
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Pepe and Feels: Twisted Edition
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Let's crowdsource our Pepe depravity.
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Not thematically related exactly but I like it
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Pepe is now a medium
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hm, I was going to critique these but then I realized y'all got issues
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Getting back at the normies 2017-02-21 06:28:17 Post No.35033582
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Getting back at the normies
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Got any stories of how you got back at the normies? I'll go first.
>be me, wagecuck
>delivery driver for various restaurants
>pick up food at a bar in downtown
>start jogging back to my car
>3 grills standing outside talking
>they start yelling at me
>"Run anon, run!"
>I hate when people yell at me
>yell back "kill yourself stacey"
>mix of shock, confusion and disgust manifest themselves on her face
>duck into my car and drive away before they can respond
Sure showed them.
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>>35033582
>normies pay tax to fund the education system so children can become successful
>be failure
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>>35033649
perfect, that'll show those normiefag motherfuckers
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>>35033582
>eating lunch alone on bench at uni
>roastie approaches me
>she is lost and wants directions to physics building
>send her the complete wrong way, fucking roastie whore
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>tfw no pure religious gf
>Tfw you will never go to church on Sundays with her
>Tfw you will never have your own 3+ kid family
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>>35033470
These goals seem pretty reasonable. What's stopping you?
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>>35033512
I guess my own personal restraints.
My family isn't too religious, so I'm afraid of what they'll think if I convert to Catholicism
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Sports videogame style replay of all phenomena in real life 2017-02-21 06:18:59 Post No.35033396
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Sports videogame style replay of all phenomena in real life
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Is it possible that there is no such thing as privacy and that everything that has ever been done can be recovered, even if it wasn't recorded with camera or tape recorder, or observed by human or animal?
Private moments in your room with no recording devices present being recovered and spread around for others to see? Every thought you ever had, even if never spoken or erittenwritten, accessible just as if a camera had been there? Like a sports video game replay function where you can go back in time and position the camera anywhere you want? Is there technology for this being developed?
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Don't worry anon, nobody will ever find out that you fucked your scooby doo plush
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>>35033737
I fucked a cabbage patch doll
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>>35033396
think that's a sympton of schizophrenia op
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What's the most degenerate thing you've ever seen in a porn film?
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>>35033394
>watching 3d porn at all
Disgusting, everything about them is degenerate
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i saw the woman
trying to lean up to
kiss the man who
was fucking her in
the ass and he drew
back away from her
approach to ensure that
no kiss would occur
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>>35033465
The strange phrasing made me laugh.
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I need some build up stories asap
Come on guys I know your better than /b/
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>>35033383
WTF are you talking about. Maybe if you put some effort into your post we would help instead of calling you a faggots, OP.
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>>35033383
What are you fucking talking about
Go back to /b/ and stay there, retarded namefag
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>>35033383
KYS, then learn how to make a post in the afterlife.
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>Download dating app
>Spend few hours creating profile
>Choose dated but attractive photo of myself (refuse to take picture of myself)
>Finally start searching women in my area
>All basic bitch, Thots, uninteresting, ugly, rehash
>Realise women I want are not on a dating site
>Delete profile
>Back to lonlyness
>Repeat every few months
Wish I knew where to look lads.
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>>35033188
>Book stores
>Comic book shops
>Anime cons
>Hanging out in graveyards at night smoking cigarettes
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>>35033537
Anime is trash
Capeshit is trash
Guess it's the graveyard for me.
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Anyone else here unable to feel pleasure?
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>>35033180
I would not say unable, but besides masturbation I havent felt any in a looong while.
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>>35033180
Yeah, but I don't think it's necessarily a bad thing.