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why do we enjoy our own odors?
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Maybe cuz being grossed out by yourself all the time would be a drag
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>>35082209
cause its ya own bacteria and shiet
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Robots I need some help.
>18 years old (actually 18, not underage) >Final year of secondary school so school decides we go on a trip overseas
>On the bus on the way to the hotel overseas
>Listening to music, not talking
>Decide to get some sleep
>Close my eyes and pause my music >After a while of not being able to sleep start hearing my name from 'friends' >These are guys I have been talking to the most and always was around for the last 6 years
>They have an entire conversation about how much they hate me
>"I bet that faggot sleeps with one eye open, he can probably hear us now." >Another 'friend' says "He's so fucking annoying, he thinks he's one of us, literally no one likes him."
>"He tells a joke and he thinks we laugh with him, how the fuck is he so thick?" >This goes on for a while, I didn't want to hear any more
I'm posting this from the hotel room and feeling pretty bad, it seems so obvious now. I've got 4 days of this and a lot of the activities require me to be around these people. What should I do?
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Chill with them for the next 4 days, so you don't look like a loser your last hour or so with them confront them about it fucking fake pussies. After that, never talk to them again
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>>35082288
Seconding this.
Organs
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>>35082172
That's your mistake from trying to make friends with the normies. We're too much of an abstraction; they hate us instinctively. Always remember that.
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Advice Thread from a ENTJ 2017-02-23 11:54:16 Post No.35082069
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Advice Thread from a ENTJ
Anonymous
2017-02-23 11:54:16
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Hey guys.
So over time, after prolonged training and basically going through a ton of shit and learning how to cope and work with issues, I've become a normie basically. Post away if you want help.
Before:
>overweight
>extremely introvertive
>stupidly autistic
>stuttered
>no friends
>no gf
>creeped people out
>unattractive
>usually would hide in the corner of the room
After:
>Normal weight
>Don't stutter
>I have friends
>no gf still but I've become content
>very outgoing
>life of the party usually
>very engaging in conversations
Keep this a nice thread for those who are suffering and need help.
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you aren't trying to ruse me or anything, are you?
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>>35082121
Nope. Post away friendo. Also nice touhou
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>>35082069
None of you want any free help?
bump
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Post your phones
>pic related, it's my phone
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>>35082042
I really like it, I never saw the appeal of small screens so this one suits me well, kind of like having a small tablet.
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>>35082042
I've got the same phone anon. Triggered whenever someone asks, "they still make blackberry's XD?"
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basically my phone has 0 games, 0 contacts, 0 social media apps, 100% of the photos only include me and spotify almost takes up my whole storage
>tfw at some point, your parents were normies
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>>35082037
Naw, mom and dad were hippies. Into all the alt culture stuff, moved around a lot. Didn't even settle when me and the siblings were born, ended up growing up in like 5 different towns. After all that they somehow got super successful and independent jobs.
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>>35082168
what jobs did they get
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Literally all parents are normalfags by definition they had sex.
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I'm sick of women. How much unfiltered water do I have to drink before I turn into a gay frog?
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>>35081961
You have to drink over 1500ml every thirty minutes
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>>35081961
Drink 10L bottoms up please.
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>>35081986
>>35082606
freedom units would be appreciated. Maybe after I accomplish this pence will end my sad, sad life.
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Let's get a 'that guy' thread going
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>that guy who was caught watching porn in the library because they didn't know they were being watched
>that guy who act like he's the shit
>that guy whose life slowly went down hill and ended in suicide when he was 32
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>>35081889
>that guy who browses 4chan on his phone in class in the back of the classroom
Yes that is me.
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>That guy who made other kids read his self-insert sex fan fiction
Fuck you, Jacob.
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>tfw you accidentally visit on of the 4chan boards you never visit
What the FUCK is up with those people, man, what do they do on these boards?
They're on this website, right now, but I never see their threads, I never reply to them, I don't know they exist
It's weird
Their boards are listed right there at the top, but I never click them
WHAT ARE THEY HIDING?
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>WHAT ARE THEY HIDING?
Well, first you'd have to go through what they're freely displaying to have any chance of knowing.
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>>35081905
I tried but I didn't understand what they're talking about
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/sdg/ Sex Doll General 2017-02-23 11:43:13 Post No.35081830
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WHY ARE THEY ALL ASIAN I WANT A 161 cm WHITE GIRL
There is one white girl but she looks like shit. Looks like I'll have enough money to make my order in about eight days boys. Anyone else want a sex doll? Any advice? Stories? Desires? Knowledge you can share with us?
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Orignal-Design-Doll-House-168-Rebecca-161CM-RealLife-Size-Realistic-Sex-Doll-with-Skeleton-Love-Doll/1516082_32754161144.html?spm=2114.12010612.0.0.ILwMds
This is the model I'm getting I think. Her face doesn't look perfect, but she's the only one I can find in the size I want who is a white girl, rather than asian, without me spending thousands more dollars than I already am. I can't wait to dress her up like Sporty Spice and put her hair in a ponytail. If I pull on the hair a little bit while fucking her ass from behind it wont fall out will it?
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because asians have blonde hair and wide eyes
you're retarded
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>>35081898
The picture I posted in the OP isn't the one I'm getting. The one I'm getting is the one I linked. I needed a relevant picture to start the thread so I just grabbed the OP pic off of google. The one I linked is the only one I can find in her size that's european.
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What do you guys think of my first trap song?
Pls no bully or else
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06JrotsOz5u
I'm in the mood for some noodles
Gonna get crazy and say "whoa"
Petting the noodles and shaking and making until you drive the bitches away
Spoon, broth, kitchen dirty like a fucking dump
Eating, chewing slurping like a rabid fucking dog
Maybe you won't understand
But i'm not just here to pretend
So give me them noodles, i like them al dente, give me steamy and wet
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what the fucccc?
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>>35081810
Amateur production but a very good start nice one lad
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>>35081810
2/10 never do it again
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>wake up today, get ready
>go have sex with my a girl I met last week
>It feels really good, I cum inside and all, but then she leaves to help her family
>feeling really down and lonely right now that she left
anyone else know this feel, robots?
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>sex with a girl
>anyone else know this feel
wrong board, buddy
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CAAAAAAAW CAW FUCK YOU CAAAAAE
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>>35081726
Tfw haven't had sex with gf for 3 whole days
What is /r9k/'s retirement plan?
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Navy. After my second enlistment.
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>>35081748
You can't retire until 20 years and even then you'd be making like 10k/year after taxes
How does one "Stop thinking about it"
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I know it's hard not to think about the new grand mac from mcdonald's but you can hold out!
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Occupy yourself with other things
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>>35081696
dont think of a pink elephant
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/mlg/ - Manlet General 2017-02-23 11:35:13 Post No.35081674
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5'7'' master race reporting :c
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>>35081674
hey look it's the salty 'napoleon' manlet again
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>>35081674
tl;dr version of thread
>muh napoleon
>muh hitler
>hurr durr kill all lanklets
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>>35081674
Is it just me or are clothes getting bigger and bigger? I always used to wear M's but these days I find them too big, I have to buy S's, which is extra embarrassing at the counter.
And I'm not even shrinking yet.
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>tfw you just finished your first 4 hours of the first day on the job at a deli
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>>35081627
Did you shove a salami roll up your ass?
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>>35081627
>4 hour shift
literally nothing
How is it though? Is it one of those really jewy NYC delis? Do you slice meat or do you mumble around while avoiding eye contact?
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i think any robot should realize that most of us rely on experiences and not imagination, but the first 3 days are the toughest and after that you will be able to walk around and feel confident in your workplace so im happy that you took the first step anon