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Thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj_d8DlZ-Jo

Well thats it fellow robots, this board is now just another board...
All there is nowadays are Fembots threads and gay/traps thread .. How did we let this happen?
They came in, we accepet them and now look at this... Fuck I bet if I go now to LGBT I'll see less gay shit. If I go to reddit/twiter I'll see less 'Robot girls'... I know none of you care (don't even bother to reply to this) but I'll find another home. For those who are real robots: Stay strong, DO NOT let them win... Farewell
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>>35112969
Just go to wizardchan you stupid faggot
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>>35112969
Here's your (You) now disappear

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In the fall of 2016, Alan Krueger, former chairman of the President's Council of Economic Advisers, released a study that further refined the picture of the real existing opioid epidemic in America: According to his work, nearly half of all prime working-age male labor-force dropouts--an army now totaling roughly 7 million men--currently take pain medication on a daily basis.

We already knew from other sources (such as BLS "time use" surveys) that the overwhelming majority of the prime-age men in this un-working army generally don't "do civil society" (charitable work, religious activities, volunteering), or for that matter much in the way of child care or help for others in the home either, despite the abundance of time on their hands. Their routine, instead, typically centers on watching--watching TV, DVDs, Internet, hand-held devices, etc.--and indeed watching for an average of 2,000 hours a year, as if it were a full-time job. But Krueger's study adds a poignant and immensely sad detail to this portrait of daily life in 21st-century America: In our mind's eye we can now picture many millions of un-working men in the prime of life, out of work and not looking for jobs, sitting in front of screens--stoned.
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What's the point in bitching about NEETs if you don't present a solution?
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The inevitable symptoms before some form or another of suicide. It's the only way out of this prison.

My roommate is watching yugioh. What the actual fuck? Any of you autists care to comment? Any of you actually autistic enough to do this?
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Yeah shut the fuck up and go cry in a fucking corner you triggered sperg.
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It is incredibly triggering to me. How much time I invested into this pathetic game and anime, how seriously I took it. I am currently experiencing the cringe equivalent of ptsd.

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is this a good deal?

https://www.amazon.com/Male-Urinal-Cover-Disposable-Translucent/dp/B0016N2AP8/

looking on upgrading my current piss jug
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doesn't look like it holds a lot of liquid, I would stick to the milk jugs.
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i have a modified hose attached to my penis at all times. i can walk up to 90 feet too, plenty to make it to my frige, but not enough to make it to my driveway.
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>>35112597
those hurt my pp because the hole is small, I need some room

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Would any bongland or down undah girlies from this board like to talk to a cute robot boy from burgerland on Skype?

I want to hear your adorable accent :^3
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>>35112488
I want this too my famalam
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>tfw no qtptutie overseas waifu

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My life is a fucking joke.

Seriously, I'm pathetic. I hate the idea of living so much, I can't fucking fit in, and I'm miserable all the time. I "cope" is by joking about my chronic depression to make myself forget that it's actually real and snorting heroin 3-5 times a day.

I'm a poly-drug addict. If it gets me high and relaxes me, I'm all for it. Weed, I smoked daily for months before I got back into dope. I liked how it made me hungry and it made shit funny, but it made me too paranoid and it was too obvious. Benzos were great. I think. I don't remember fucking shit. Just made me act drunk and forget 3 weeks of my summer. Woo-hoo. Alcohol is a pain in the ass to hide and it tastes awful. It all points back to heroin in the end. I'll do a drug but inside I'll just be wishing it was heroin.

It's my first day of school tomorrow. I'm picking up a bundle later. This is what I've been wanting the past 5 months. Sweet, sweet heroin.
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you're going to die bud.
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>>35112475
get back on weed bro, steal some clear eyes and keep trying different strains of indica, sativa, or hybrid that you enjoy and stick with it. Paranoia is all in your head, focus on positive stuff and stuff you enjoy. I Recommend you start smoking backwoods, the one with the beige packaging. Backwoods will get you higher and is the most patrician way to smoke weed

>inb4 bong/pipe
Stop using that shit it just gets dirty and u gotta clean it start rolling woods like a boss

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>be 26 and NEET
>at taco bell at 3am
>mommy won't cook for me anymore
>only person there besides group of two chads and stacey
>see stacey left her drink by the soda fountain
>opportunity.png
>"I..Is this y..your drink?"
>"umm...No hahaha?"
>Take it and sprint out the door
>mfw stacey realizes it actually was her drink
>mfw i kissed stacey only twice removed
>mfw i now qualify as normie
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I like your story anon.
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>>35112458

Forgot my pic.

Oregano pasta.
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Enjoy Stacey's herpes, OP.

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I love being a woman. Especially nowadays.

Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominante gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they kan do about it and ugly men will never have a chance to even be with us.

For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was cheating on him. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.

Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)

He whined like a little bitch to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.
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>>35112384
>no tldr
>hide thread
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>>35112384

Autists find repetitive behavior very calming.

I think you should get checked.
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Edited copy pasta? Looks familiar

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>tfw starting to feel attracted to this dog
Thanks Disney for the furry psyops
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>>35112259
You skipped like, 5 degrees of furry and went straight into feral irredeemable territory.
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>>35112297
Is there any hope for me? I've never liked any furry stuff before
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>>35112333
If it's just the one character, I'd say you're in the good.
But who gives a shit as long as you're not a faggot about it.

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who here was never skinny before? I was always fat, at 26 i want it off
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>>35112204
I was always 110-130 pounds for most of my adult life.

It's not as great as it seems cause I'm incredibly weak cause of it so labor damages my body.
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everything you go to eat, throw half of it away

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how long does it take for the feelings of dread associated with an 8+ hour workday to go away?

I've been working for 2 years now and I still can't deal with it
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>>35111917
No one really can, why do you think normalfags love coffee and booze so much?
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you're ahead of me, I lasted three months in full time employment.

It was at an IT place and I made $50k a year. It was objectively easy and better than most people have it. And I couldn't do it, apparently because I'm just a shitty person for whom being a failure is less onerous than working.
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>>35111917

Sweetcakes, you have 40 YEARS TO GO of that shit!

> it never gets better, trust me if you neer trust another soul

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men going crazy for these fucking curves!
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>7KB
Um not all women are 7KB...

#1GBwomenunited
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>>35111889
That's only 1 curve.
What even is this thread?
Why?

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>tfw a virgin
anyone else here experience this?
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Sorry pal, I think your in the wrong place for anyone else here to understand that feel.
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>>35111705
Lmao at stupid virgfags, go back to wizchan
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Literally no one but you, you fucking loser

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>yfw your clone is more sucessfull than you
>your clone has a child, meaning you have a child but you never had sex before.
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>>35111701
I honestly would have killed him. That guy literally stole my life while I was on ice for 8 years. Idk how speedy didnt go evil and try to murder the justice league
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>>35111851
super hero problems. Am I right?

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If your mom had the appearance of a little girl, how would you feel?
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I would pick her up and spin her around constantly.
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>>35111653
happy? what kind of question is this
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>>35111653
Uncomfortable, being a lolifag

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