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join our chad discord, we have post malone in here
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Chads don't even know what Discord is. Nice try, though.

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>be me
>Inept in everything
>learn to do something new
>assume everyone can do it if i can

Who else is stuck in this state of mind?
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What is it you have learned?
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>>37763116
Reading Russian Cyrillic.
I dont understand much of the language but i know what the words say.

Just today i asked some guy next to me if the letter was a H or I sound cuz the font was weird and then read the word outloud both ways and asked which one was right.

He looked at me like i was autistic and hes probably right.
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>>37763267

I taught myself the Greek alphabet and have been using it to wrote poems and little messages in a notebook. You should do the same with Cyrillic. It's a good skill to have, especially if you understand the pronunciation, and is the first step towards learning many Slavic languages which could serve you well.

T-Things will rr-right r9k?
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Probably not for you faggot
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*get better

Origoo in my mouth
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>>37763083
depends on how actively you try to change them for the better.

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Have you ever smelled another guys feet ?

What did they smell like ?
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>be me
>12 in 6th grade 2007
>Fall in love with girl
>Valentine's day is coming up
>Not sure what to get her
>Ended up getting her hand-picked flowers because I was broke
>She throws them on the floor in front of the entire school
>Everybody is laughing at me
>Go home and drown my sadness by binge-watching Happy Tree Friends
>Bullied for the rest of middle school
Why was Middle School so fucking brutal /r9k/?
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>>37763037
She was a bitch you didn't deserve it anon
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I would have done the same thing. What the fuck am i going to do with flowers?
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>12 in 6th grade
You're retarded. I was 12 starting freshman year.

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I just want to fuckin die
Nobody loves me, I have crippling depression and anger issues and no hopes for the future
I'll most likly end up as a jobless dropout and a burden to my parents and I'll eventually kill myself
Tell me how pathethic I am for not having anyone that'd want to hear about my feelings and for venting here
Tell me i should just kill myself and that I'm a worthless piece of trash
Also vent thread I guess

Pic unrelated, it's just my IT teacher
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>>37762878
Look man, dont fall for what the wizards say on this site. Things WILL get better. Just remember that. When the world beats you down just remember, that as long as you dont give up, it will get better.

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>that kid with a rat tail hairdo
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>>37762823
why did your mom want you to look like a rat?

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>post well written logical reply
>also mention i'm black in the post

>"i don't believe you"

everytime

have you guys literally unironically and unapolagetically only experienced people with melanin induced skin through /b/ webms?
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>>37762822
for what purpose do you need to mention your race?
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>>37762848
everyone should mention their specs in each post they make

29/f/latino/single/bi/5'4"/122lbs
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>>37762848
usually because we're arguing about race

im not one of those obnoxious posters that just includes it for bait (except for this post because its relevent to the point i want to convey)

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>going to walk in town tonight
>after dark
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>>37762811
Dont get raped bro
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>>37762811
>be big guy
>walk through city at night
>am the person people are afraid of
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>>37763737
>be big guy
did nobody care who you were until you put on the mask

what are you nibbas listening to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4Ucq_JYtmg&index=78&list=PLWPgCU-4E0SW0zuPD59cRb80MSrWcOYQd
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vxOzwDEXv0
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>>37762810
I have a wide range of tastes, lately I've been listening to this album: https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PL5B221D7449C491B7&v=U7YECoyGDD0
Literally one of the few good things to come out of the USSR. The first song is my favorite.
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Bumping new thug and 2 chainz, havent listened to kodak yet

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>be a mastermind
>standardized testing put me in the top 2% of the country
>perfect score on the ACT
>4.2 gpa in high school
>1600 on the sat
>couldn't get into an Ivy League school because I wasn't in any extracurricular activities or didn't have any achievements except for my grades
>dropped out of college and work at a Hardee's
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General feels thread relating to what you are/ have been doing/feeling

>Oneitis from HS uploaded new photos to her instagram account (Don't have an account myself)
>Haven't spoken to her in 2 years
>She is out there clubbing getting dicked by chads
>All I'm doing is masturbating to her pics
>Followed by shame and hatred,
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>applied to 40+ jobs
>not even one phonecall
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>>37762737
Where do you think you went wrong?

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>be Korean boy
>go get dinner and shopping with future wifey
>ask her if she wants to date my Chad friend who has a good heart
>she says "uhhh no need"
>tell her he has a good heart like mine
>conclude the text by saying she's my wife

I tell you what, I can't even blame 4chan for this.
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what even, i dont understand what youre trying to say
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>>37762767

I'm Korean. She's Japanese and Chinese, but I suspect she's got a little Jew blood because she's a wizard with money.

I cheat on her in full autistic glory a hundred times. Feel like she loves me like a brother and not a boyfriend.

I am her friend man friend friend friend.

I love both of them, her and my friend.

Asian women love the BWC but also love the BAH (big Asian heart, maybe BAB - big Asian brains too).

So I figure I ask her if she wants to date my friend who I know is a gentleman.

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>be me
>18 years old.
>18 percent bodyfat (muscle/fat mix)
>5'9"
>4/10 face, although sometimes look better in pictures.
>Overbite, look like a damn shark
>Acne, scars, stretch marks on arms.
>Small hands and feet.
>Every virgin meme
>very feminine features.
>Shit skin (half south american half white)
>No style, just plain t shirts and jeans.
But
>Had several random girls in the past, ask me out, either indirectly (friends to do it for them, or directly, sometimes crying in anxiety)
>Surprised the fuck out of me when it first happened.
>I think girls smile and glance at me, cant confirm this tho cuz i dont ever talk to them.
>I dont even talk, i am very quiet/timid so its not my personality.
If looks really matter so much /r9k/, then wtf is this? do i release pheromones or some shit?
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>>37762652
Perhaps you're schizophrenic?
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>>37762715
fpbp I am 6'2", 8in dick, been lifting and still no gf

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