and your last words will be
joy lane
[Original] Wew lad [original]
Hey buddy I'll be your doctor today, so when was the last time you had sexual intercourse?
>>37767400
>With your mom, last night
>HAHAHA dr. chad, what are you gonna do now?
>>37767418
Chad tries to help you and you just bully him because you're bitter and insecure. Typical.
>tfw no berdache bf
why do you keep posting this shit
blox123
>>37767502
l don't have a bf.
>>37767557
Have You started your new job yet tomoko poster?
You guys it took me a couple months but I'm finally over my oneitis, yes it was crucial, yes it was HARD. But holy fuck I feel like a new man. I'm 20 years old and I got the rest of my life ahead of me, the world is mine.
>hate my normie friends, holy shit they are too bluepilled
>hate my family, I was never close to them
>hate my extended family
>hate college, failed out of university and my family doesn't know I took a gap year and going to a community college, which I am also failing out
>hate living here with no upward mobility
>jobless broke neet
>dont want a job anyways, I have to talk to people
I just want to fuck off across the Atlantic, start over at 23 and talk to russian qts online and once i see my soulmate, go to her city and stay there forever
>implying these problems aren't overseas
>>37767347
Life aye
>maybe if I just run away all of my problems would disappear
no wonder you guys are so inept
What is my fucking problem
>>37767287
If it's anything like me and my habit of playing games, it's because I was born into a broken home, and the divorce process made both of my parents become emotionally unavailable and have incredibly low tolerance for any kind of annoyance. So like, I could never tell if just getting myself a snack from the fridge would get me yelled at, for spoiling my appetite before a dinner that they'd forget to cook because they fell asleep at the TV.
Why haven't you stolen your sister's virginity?
How can I steal something that is my birth right
>>37767259
Because I don't have oneBut if I did, you can bet your ass I would.
>Every thread or article about picking a good partner for long-term relationships
>Every single one says that only be with people who have a healthy relationship with their parents, as any bad relations will influence their personality so much down the line it will become near impossible to maintain
>I have a horrible relationship with both my parents and they have both caused physical breakdowns
I don't want to burden anyone, I should rather just die single.
>>37767246
Articles are spooks, the ego is entitled to all it can take!
>>37767246
Anon you can always get with other broken people
then lie about your parents, retard.
People sometimes say I look like Tom Petty. Is this good or bad?
>>37767214
Been told I look like a young john fogerty
Id rather look like tom petty.
Just kill me.
I look like a discount Paul Dano. It can always be worse.
Bad hes only liked because hes a rockstar
Why aren't you confident anon?
cause I'm literally 1 tier above the trash in the garbage, niggah
>every day you get older
>Every day is one step further away from getting a loli gf
>If you ever get a gf it will probably be some old, used-up whore
>>37767179
wrong
we keep getting older, but lolis stay the same age. it's just a matter of wading through a sea of uninterested lolis to find the one that wants to be your loving wife
>>37767222
BUT THEN YOURE NOT ATTRACTIVE
Being fucking 40 and having a loli gf is gross. No loli deserves that.
lolis don't deserve anybody ugly regardless. It's only moral to love a loli if you're attractive, wealthy and stable - someone they can love as they grow older
How do I start a conversation with a girl I matched with on Tinder?
I assume just saying "hello" will end in me being ignored
how the fuck do i stop a hiccup
>>37767042
hold your breath
thats what i do
>twitch
>discord
>esports
>lets plays
>streaming
>reaction videos
>unboxing videos
>ecelebs
>/vg/
>formatposting
>frogposting
>coffeeposting
>nogfposting
>trapposting
>avatarfagging
>unironic racism
>intentional trolling
>soc threads
>cuck threads
>lewd posts
>anime
>cats, dogs
>kill me
>>37766996
>literally anything on this degenerate board
Can we get an aesthetics thread?
this is my pathetic self bump
s e l f - p u b l i s h