https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWB3s2X0L6Y
>tfw not born a girl
>>37782088
>tfw not born in japan
How'd your day go /r9k/?
>be me
>long haired skelly with bags under eyes and have a manic stare
>never talk and when I do I talk slow so I can think of stuff to say
>everyone says I look like I'm on drugs
>police officers make me pee in a cup
>19yo
>i dress like a 12yo retard kid because im too shy to buy clothes and i dont wanna go with my mom to the shop
xd
i miss you so much courtneyplease come back i miss you more every day
>tf when no boyfriend
>be emt taking patient to hospital
>every time I walk in normie nurses and Chad doctors ask me if I'm lost or shouldn't I be in school and then laugh hysterically
I'M 21 YEARS OLD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>not laughing with them and saying "yea fuck me right for being young and youthful unlike you right?"
they've already shown they are insecure about their age, time to rub it in their face
>tfw no kurgarru bf
>tfw no aroo urge gf
Hey guys.
I have a coupon for 15% off the Maddox store. I know it's 2017 and Maddox isn't exactly hip right now but if someone wants it post here. I think it's a one-use only key.
I never had friends in HS because all the other boys were jealous of my swag$$$
sorry op but unless you're filipino you're just delusional
Come join some shitty discord server. No rules, I just ban whoever I don't like and warn whoever I like that's doing something I don't like.
JmBSsVz
>>37781662
>no rules
>except that you can only stay if I like you
fuck off with your shitty server
>>37781662
fuck off with your shitty discord server.
>>37781709
>>37781754
At least he's honest desu, most Discord faggots will claim to have rules but really just ban people at their own discretion.
>be me, 13
>have to work with autistic kid 'Kieran'
>take him under my wing, get to know him much better than the normies. He loves to draw
>me and other friends walk to school together with Kieran, he's on our route
>Stacies patronize him at school, tell us to stop 'bullying' him when we're just joking around
>those fucking bimbos never show any concern for ME, ElliotRodger.png
>need a release from my frustrating unpopularity
>joking around devolves into meaner behaviour
>try to rationalise it, I'm his friend really
>friends distance themselves, apart from my closest one, Chris
>fast forward a few months
>I'm pelting him with rocks in a small alley near the gym, shit's like an isis stoning. I stick to body shots
>use kieran to coax more autists from spesh ed into the alley for a 'Pokemon club' and trick them into staying quiet, kek. holy shit this is such a rush
>after a few days I accidentally hit one in the face, Chris puts two and two together when he sees me sneak out the alley the next day
>he warns me I am going to get my comeuppance
>scared now but i continue
>At 'Pokemon club' on Friday afternoon,
>certain I will be caught now, weekend is here so fuck it, I'll go out on a high then run away from home on Saturday
>Hurling these stones like Randy Johnson
>Kieran snaps and throws one back as hard as he can
>next thing I know I'm awake in a hospital bed. Kierans taken the sight in my right eye
>freak out about whether people know what I did
>Chris comes in
>thankfully no one knows
>however he tells me that Kieran's on the roof of his house, threatening to jump, he feels so guilty
>shit I have to come clean to save him but then I'll end up in prison eventually
>look at Chris desperately, "what do I do?"
>he glares at me in disgust then rolls his eyes pitifully
>"TODAY WAS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU,
BY NOW YOU SHOULD'VE SOMEHOW REALISED WHAT YOU GOTTA DO,
I DON'T BELIEVE THAT ANYBODY
FEELS THE WAY I DO
ABOUT YOU NOOOW"
>>37781651
haha is it "throw back" thursday today or what? :DDdDdd
You have to be 18 to post here, Anon
original comment dont mute me
>>37781651
just delete your thread, bud. Save some of your own personal dignity.
who here /nofap/
how many days bruhs
I fapped five times today
can't help it, got laid yesterday and memories are best when fresh
>>37781592
5 or 6 days i don't really remember when i fapped the last time
im fucking loosing it
im so fucking angry and have a HUGE power boost for my workout
Last time for me was Tuesday, didnt even plan on starting nofap, just some shit happened and put me in a bad mood and havent been in the mood to fap since then
All I see is sissies in magazines smilin'
Whatever happened to wilin' out and being violent?
Whatever happened to catchin'
A good old-fashioned passionate ass-whoopin'
And gettin' your shoes, coat and your hat tooken
who /overprotected/ here
i have been overprotected by my parents
now im a 19yo manchild i havent left my house for one year