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>tfw no abyssinian bf

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>I'm back elementary school with all my friends, having fun
>Wake up and realize I'm a 29 year old NEET virgin with no friends
>haven't spoken to anyone from elementary schools in 17 years
>Cry-laugh as I piss into the toilet

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Is anybody else addicted to getting attention online? The attention gets me almost high it's an elation

I'm the kind of person the gets no live in real life but have people comment on my photos and such.

Also fuck off mods this isn't a rate thread or face photo

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Goodbye borb

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is it edgy to dress like Donnie Darko? i mean, with a skeleton custom on cold days only

i'm a skelly so i think that would be funny to wear (101 lbs and 5,8 feets)

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How can white boys compete when this is the average black man?

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The majority of all crime in America is committed by white men (Source: FBI crime statistics, 2016). Tell me again why you're not intriniscly violent and shouldn't be treated as a criminal?

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It's so demoralising seeing so many attractive women. I've seen literally about 5 9/10s today. They all have shitloads of tinder matches and Chads on tap.

It's so demoralising seeing attractive women or sluttily dressed women and realising that I would need to be a GigaChad to not be considered a joke to those types. An actual GigaChad.

And I am demoralised so much by the 6 and 7/10s. They always affect innocent traits or act overly friendly (not by initiating contact, as an example, none of them ever talk to me at work) with people in a loud and affected way. They have to put in slightly more effort to attract beta attention. They play the same game but are more dislikeable due to their affectations which seem dishonest.

Also a reminder that women look better during the day compared to when you see them on Friday nights. They dress on nights out in garish ways to signal promiscuity to alpha Chads. Not that you even need to wait for Friday or Saturday these days. Thursday is the new Friday and Wednesday is the new Thursday. Friday is New Year's Eve and Saturday is an orgy.

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AOL just banned /pol

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I need friends http://steamcommunity.com/id/memesandshitposting/

Add me, bully me idc, i need something. I'm all alone in my apt for the next 3 weeks while my brother is away.

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You can only post in this thread if you're 24. Or 23 and 24 in a few months, or 25 and were 24 a few months ago.

Does it feel like to anyone else that you're in an extremely slow motion car crash and not being able to stop it? I feel like the mechanisms for my life were set in motion a long time ago and all I can do now is just wait for it to end.

I've seriously put forth so much effort into unfucking my shit these past few years but it's really becoming clear now that there's no good ending to this story. I'm completely powerless to fate.

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>"What are you waiting for Anon? S-stick it in already, give me my seminal reparations!"
Wat do???

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If he was alive today would he be posting with us?

He seems like a robot

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I'm not either shy or afraid to talk to girls, but I feel like I'm not interesting at all and have nothing to talk about. Actually, the only thing I can talk about is anime and videogames, but I don't think that will help me to get a female human interested in me so..

What should I do? What kind of things should I get into in order to talk easily to the ladies?

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>tfw finally got my wageslave life started
>nervous energetic and excited to start
>go to office for a week 8 - 4 every morning
>end up shit posting for hours
>literally get paid to shitpost

NEETs can suck my dick. You pathetic losers