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Why not? I'm with an older lady.

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>"""""men""""" that date/marry women
>giving up independence and resource for a vagina

>>34312544
Men's sexual value increase as they get older and mature.
Women's sexual value lowers the older they get.
You lost the game by cashing your chips in too early and could have scored a young pretty thing to marry

I wonder if I'm the only girl who doesn't get hormonal, moody, or emotional when I'm on my period. Maybe it's because I don't bleed that much, I don't really get super painful cramps, and mine doesn't last very long. Or maybe it's just because I'm not an emotional person at all in general. But yeah, my period does nothing at all to my mental or emotional state. Wonder if I'm the only girl like this.

>>34312514
talking about periods kinda grosses me out

1. they don't think logically
2. refer to point 1.

>>34312458
How receive STDs: The Chart

>>34312561
Just think there are people out there that do all of this shit

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I don't really consider myself a Chad. All of these were with one girl (Yes she was quite the whore)

>tfw no deenz buying mummy gf

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Why do canadians like sardines so much?

>tfw only cheap deenz around here

>>34312430
Stop mumbling like a creepy sperg

You have to get out of there

>>34312430
Did you try literally beeing yourself?

>t. person who has literally never spoken to a black girl irl
Most black women don't talk like that at all, especially educated attractive ones. Also, stop fucking shilling black girls on here.

>>34312396
This

It's the same retard doing it every day

>>34312375
OP u got any good black pron?

>>34312281
I think most people would not want to be in that hole.

i like small spaces alot more i know where everything is and no two people want to be in a small space

nutty putty m8

>>34312274
>high school drop out
>retail and food service is beneath me
>ANYTHING is beneath you

Re-evaluate your life.

>>34312274
>retail and food service is beneath me
I hate shmucks like you. You have no valuable education whatsoever, and you think you're high and mighty enough to put anything beneath you?

I was a fucking porter for 2 years, -and- I had a diploma at that time. And guess what I have: A shit ton of money, and the respect of my family. You're 7 years older than me, and you don't have either of those.

>>34312290
>>34312335
It would not be very intellectualy stimulating to me. I need thinking mans work, I don't want to sweat

>>34312259
The private stock is actually pretty good.

Their 100 proof of spiced rum goes down very fucking rough and leaves me feeling worse than other liquors do.

Butterfly cane spiced ftw

>>34312170

Because in that situaiton his wife probably settled for him after hopping off the cock carousel, she may be cheating on him or even in an open relationship, but in his rotten numale cuck brain, he has to justify and show off that he thinks he "won" at the end of the day and that his nice guy practices paid off.

>>34312170

Either they want to show off(lol) or it has become very natural for them to mention their SO like it is nothing.

>>34312170
When you have a wife, she plays a role in many of your activities.

>>34312141
Everybody is so autistic.

>>34312418
US politics is a fucking retarded shithell.
Trump is literally retarded.
Anti-Trumplets are also literally retarded.

Fucking hell.

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I would have said you're a sjw roastie and proceeded to take my jacket off showcasing my awesome pepe shirt.

pls help

specs right now
>average face
>chubby but at least body has a decent feminine shape
>no friends other than rarely some online friends that come and go
>i might have schizoid personality disorder
>average social skills but very shy and bad at making friends at work/hobbies/etc
>a bit awkward and clumsy
>lots of nerdy interests
>kv
>mostly stay indoors

>>34312334
>>34312135
you should give me your snapchat

>>34312334
Drink enough till you like pop music and can't do math and then put on lots of make up. Drink more get chad. Profit???

keep your dirty nigger hands away from my pepee

But i see you did *wink wink*

It's like you're trying to make me anxious or something, but this whole scenario is just so implausible that I don't feel anything.

Is that purple fucking aki? You've got more of a chance with purple aki than any girl, OP

>>34312163
not a clue it turned up on my hard drive and i don't know where it came from

100% you will meet a girl.

Bring weed to the "drama club" parties (which do happen because 90% of them are girls so they love arranging shit like that)

you will get laid 10 fold. Don't commit to one.

>Tranny pill
>Become a mentally ill pervert who wants to surgically mangle himself

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I don't want to be a girl famalam

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>>34312043
Why are there so many fucking fags on my fucking board?