i want to become a stacey. what should i do? t. fembot

pls help

specs right now
>average face
>chubby but at least body has a decent feminine shape
>no friends other than rarely some online friends that come and go
>i might have schizoid personality disorder
>average social skills but very shy and bad at making friends at work/hobbies/etc
>a bit awkward and clumsy
>lots of nerdy interests
>kv
>mostly stay indoors

>>34312334
>>34312135
you should give me your snapchat

>>34312334
Drink enough till you like pop music and can't do math and then put on lots of make up. Drink more get chad. Profit???

One cannot simply 'become' a Stacy.

You either are or you aren't. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_dCc-9pEPM

>>34312135
Don't become a stacy, you'll loose your individuality. I tried to myself for like a month but I didn't even pass for one and those bitches are boring and ultra superficial. Plus, schizoids are the most interesting people on the planet to be honest. Keep being yourself anon-chan..

>>34312334
>kv
I suspect you're lying about several things
>average face
Likely uggo
>chubby
Likely fat as fatass
>awkward and clumsy
Read: annoying
>lots of nerdy interests
Read: wears Star Wars shirts


Your face doesn't matter because betas will fuck you in any case, but you need to hit the gym and control your diet for several years to stop being a whale. Stop wearing nerdy shit and playing videogames, nobody with a dick bigger than average cares. Work on your perso---just joking, nobody cares as long as you're not fat.

>>34312334
be so thin it's unattractive, have a fake tan, have an obnoxious group of friends, drink a lot

>>34312135
>>34312334
I know this is b8, but I have nothing better to do.

Get in a little bit of shape. At least where your curves are complimented whenever you wear tight fitting clothing.

Put yourself in situations where you're naturally noticed.

Keep an active social media presence.

Be completely condescending to any guys that you don't find attractive, but string them on and give them hope that you'll be with them.

Stop pursuing any interests aside from legitimately guzzling cum of the guys you're attracted to. Essentially become a pump and dump vessel (because let's be honest, that's the only reason you'd want to be a Stacy anyway).

There you go. Now get to work, whore.

Get in shape first and pursue the hobbies that make you happy. Eat healthy, sleep well, little alcohol or drugs.

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>>34312135
>i might have schizoid personality disorder

omit this and you'll be g2g

This board is pathetic do not speak until op complies

TITS OR GTFO

>>34312135
Lose weight, fatty.

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