who /captainmorgan/ here? >tfw liquid gold

>>34312259
The private stock is actually pretty good.

Their 100 proof of spiced rum goes down very fucking rough and leaves me feeling worse than other liquors do.

Butterfly cane spiced ftw

>>34312259
I'm actually /fireball/ here

>>34312259
I just started drinking it yesterday. I've been playing a lot of pirate games so I thought I'd see what the fuss was about.

>spiced rum
But I'm not an 18 year old roastie

>Captain Morgan

YASSS let's get some smirnoff ice too to get totally drunk dude XD

>>34312548
>>34312575
These statements are only true if you mix it like a poofter

I never understood the appeal of hard liquor. It just tastes nasty.

I think that everyone who says otherwise is just trying to appear manly.

>Yeah, dude, vodka is totally awesome. I love the taste of acidic vomit.

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Captain Morgan is too sweet, tastes like it was designed for women who can't bear through drinking alcohol normally and need to spice it up.

You can enjoy it, fine. Just don't lie to yourselves

>>34312758
The appeal is that you get drunk much quicker and easier. I know it tastes bad. Anyone who denies it is lying. Food usually helps with that.

>>34312698

NEWFAG GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKIGN RNAWHRAUIEG NORMIE

>>34312786

I actually enjoy drinking something less alcoholic, and slowly slip into being buzzed. I don't see the appeal of knocking back a couple of shots and being instantly fuckfaced.

But I am a lightweight, so 4-5 beers is enough to get me drunk.