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>you're 23 now you need to do something about your life
>you can't live like this forever
How do you respond?
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I ain't gonna live forever, ma.
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>>34609573
What about a response that won't make her kill herself?
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>>34609585
I haven't got one.
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>no American-size GF
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>>34609474
How many soaps could you make from this amount of fat?
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I would honestly fuck that.
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>>34609499
I'd fuck her ass so hard her double-chin jiggles
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Is there anything more robot than being a femboy?
>normies hate you
>chads despise you
>women are repulsed by you
>family hates you
>no ideal future
>doomed to meaningless relationships and dying alone
But I look good in a dress I guess.
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>tfw no cute boy to make my housewife
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I wish I had the money to support a femboy </3
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>>34609400
Pick me my robot
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Hol up white boy
Ori
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>FPS on console
i mean hes black so its not like you can expect rational decisions, but still.
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>>34609291
Not a bad colection, nigger.
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you got timesplitters 2 my nigga?
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why i'm born ugly?
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why i'm born stupid?
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why im born mutant?
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why i'm born faggit?
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Why are uni students so pretentious and up themselves?
pic unrelated
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>>34609284
Because we are better than you desu
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>>34609284
because we are more educated than you.
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>>34609284
Because we are more intelligent the you
Do weeb girls make good girlfriends?
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>>34609282
Most of them are pretty fucked up, so I'd say not really
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If you're a white weeb male yes.
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>>34609282
Almost always. And ofen the chubby ones are the most loving too.
But the girl you've posted is a bit too good for a "weeb girl", don't expect many to be like her
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I'm 27 and have a 4.5'' cock
Never had sex because I'm ashamed
Had a blowjob once but came in like 20 seconds and the chick was like wtf
How much more can I expect my dick to grow? I want to have a kid by age 30.
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lol I'm 18 and 6 3/4 nigger get rekt your life sucks you can't even fap with one hand it takes half a hand lol faggot I bully people to suppress my insecurities I'm sorry I didn't mean it my cock is actually 3inchs but u just gotta do penis weights
>penis push-ups
things like this make ur pp fat and u can get WOMENS.
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>>34609273
I'm a 26 year old blond guy with an 8 inch peenor.
My advice to you is to date an Asian girl. Many white girls are cock gestapos these days, not really worth it because they WILL break out a ruler. Maybe if you find a smallish white girl with a tiny pussy she'll be happy but idk bro.
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>>34609273
>Had a blowjob once
Get off /r9k/.
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Would be nice if anyone besides myself would touch my peepee every once in a while ya know
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You could get a pet crab.
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>>34609297
i don believeit
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>>34609260
i'd touch ur peepee if u are in the uk
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Who /nativist/ here?
>Forefathers helped colonized America back in the 1600s from England
>ancestors fought in Revolutionary War
>two were generals in war of 1812 and one used to loop the ears of the redcoats he killed on his belt
>great, great grandfather had written in his diary how he protested at the draft office at the start of the Civil War
Potato niggers get out
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>>34609257
Leo and Diaz absolutely ruined what could have been a 10/10 film.
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>>34609257
So what have you accomplished for the US in your worthless life?
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>>34609338
I'm a carpenter, I craft and finish housing and furniture for fellow Americans.
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>a sinkhole could open up underneath you at any moment and swallow you into the earth
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It's a good thing I don't live in Florida
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>>34609213
Thanks man, that is comforting.
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>>34609213
Yeah if you live in america
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Fembots, if you found really messed up porn on your boyfriend's computer. Porn with girls being abused and having degrading things done to them until they cry, would you leave him? Or at the very least, would you be alarmed?
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>>34609180
No that's pretty normal these days..
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>>34609180
Alarmed yes. Beating up women shouldn't be normal
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>>34609227
Not really fembot. At least not what's depicted in the pic.
So true
On a one month dry spell here, how about you guys?
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Havent had sex in close to a week, im about to lose my mind!
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>>34609133
I'm getting regular sex, but all this week I'm thinking of how nice it'd be to kill myself.
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>>34609133
9 years 1 month
fugg u
You're in GameStop and this guy walks up to your girl and starts reading poetry to her
What do?
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slurp really loudly and smell his aura
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>>34609079
There is nothing you can do, you already lost by that point.
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>>34609079
get a police friend and arrest him for attempted rape
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>what do you mean 'you've never eaten out an ass' anon?
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>>34609078
>white """""people"""""
Smdh tbqh family
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>>34609078
I mean I'm a man, not a mouse.
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>>34609078
Are women expected to do this now?