Would be nice if anyone besides myself would touch my peepee

You could get a pet crab.

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>>34609297
i don believeit

>>34609260
i'd touch ur peepee if u are in the uk

>>34609509
No sorry, im in toothpaste flag country

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>>34609297
>tfw no crab with a knife

>>34609603
me 2 friendo

which town?

I would touch your peepee

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>>34609849
>tfw
owfh29u youre mum is gay xD [/spoiler

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhMzZ_KCp_E

Yeah I remember that feel.

But when you've done it once, then, you won't quit if someone else doesn't touch your peepee every fucking day. Sex can become really fucking addictive and when you can only get it once in a while, it drives the mind crazier than when you never had done it before.

Having sex boost testosterone and it makes it harder to deal with aggressivity and frustration.

>>34610010
epic meme my friend :D
What's your favorite subbredit?

You fucking disgusting faggot.

I-I wish someone lived in New Jersey and would touch MY pee pee..

>>34610401
>tfw you dont live in new jersey

fuck anon i would love to touch ur pee pee

>>34610419
:^) noyouwouldn'tanon