Thick Twiggles edition
Last fat pony went to sleep
Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/KtjTgw9e
Reposting this with a slightly higher res and fixed some of the pixel hopping.
New fats from Coatie and Besttubahorse
It's Tuesday Again!
Time to worship The Great and Powerful Trixie!
Old Thread: http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30150069/#30150069
This thread will be the thread that pierces the heavens!!
Do you thing Trixie would watch Gurren Lagann? would she enjoy the over the top craziness that makes it the best anime ever?
>DiscussImportant general stuff below
I’m working on a master story list but I need some help
https://pastebin.com/XrRy4sxr
Reply with Trips, Title, and link and I’ll start adding to this.
Also we have a Great and Powerful Discord:
https://discord.gg/HDnaVJ5
Come say hello if you want.
Let Trixie Tuesday commence!
but we already have a thread for Trixie >>30333182
>>30349287
So?
Continuing from >>30288585
ITT: Cute, hairy, nerdy, and smelly mares that play vidya, watch chineighse cartoons, and masturbate a lot.
>>30337099
First for moondancer best NEET
>>30337099
A real WEEb would know it's Japaneighse!
>>30337099
We demand a DJ pon3 and NEETpone 3 crossover!
Last thread: >>30210271
IRC: irc.rizon.net #/mlp/AiE
Active list: http://pastebin.com/mVG33ERX
Master list: http://pastebin.com/xGf9RcL9
Completed Stories list: http://pastebin.com/QZ4PDe7g
Stories Sorted by Pony: http://pastebin.com/GJyQquaY
>rope's super gay Thread Archives: http://pastebin.com/Qg2dwzq0
Collection of AiE images: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/ju8ygvv3n4fa0um/quC3vIooOq#/
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>PiE corner
>Remember to tag all PiE Stories.
PiE Author List: http://pastebin.com/Mgd0QuNy
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Browser Pony Author List: http://pastebin.com/ZCGjtftk
Browser Pony image and story archive (cloud): http://derpy.me/BrowserPonies
AiE a shit
Batponies a best
Tripfags in Equestria
>You have the ability to magic finger trick. Scientists are still trying to figure it out.
Previous thread: >>30168972
Heya Hiya!!!!!! It's me Kitty Kat bringing you the newest edition of Fingerbang. Now 300% percent more decomposed!!!!
Welcome to Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.
Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/u/FingerbangingMLP
Fimfiction Group: http://www.fimfiction.net/group/204505/human-eqg-fingerbang
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I don't know why we still post these. No one is motivated enough to create a best of 2016 and 2017 one.
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>FAQ
>How did this Humanized thread get started? What happened to Fingerbang?
The Humanized thread was created when the various humanized threads (including Fingerbang) on /mlp/ decided to merge. The rest is history.
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The discord chat is pretty much dead at the moment
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First for best girl
>>30325608
>What happened to Fingerbang?
Well it's right here, what do you mean "what happened?"
>>30325623
Can't disagree with that.
>"It's ok if you can't do magic, Anon."
>"You are just a human after all."
>"Nobody expects anything out of you."
>"Just leave the hero work to us. We'll bring you back a souvenir."
Previous Thread: >>30237811
This thread is about Anon living in Equestria, with a particular emphasis on lacking any magic, and the ways in which Anon deals with it.
COMPLETE:
"Obsession" - Sea Urchin: http://pastebin.com/5ECNnjxF
"Anon's horn problem" - Anonymous: http://pastebin.com/pwaq7a3L
IN PROGRESS:
"Thaumaturgy With Anon" - HK-47: http://pastebin.com/GGMNC8h7
"Cheap Tricks & Class Acts" - Houdini Anon: https://pastebin.com/qSWgt7LP
DEADER THAN DISCO:
"Magicless Anon's Adventures" - Bits: https://pastebin.com/X5YrqfvR
"Magic Battery" - TemporaryName: https://pastebin.com/FyXvxfbi
"Magic Dick" - Silly Story Anon: https://pastebin.com/FZ4n960B
"Magicless Anon" - MSG: http://pastebin.com/VbAKPiVJ
"ArtifactAnon" - Anonymous: http://pastebin.com/RCnBBA90
"Anon's Bizarre Adventures" - Ritefrend: http://pastebin.com/Fsm9pvU2
I want to cum inside vegetable Luna
>tfw i posted my op 1 second after yours and had to delete it
Celestia giving Anon reformative spankings when
Previous Thread:
>>30024941
Pay homage to glorious Lightning Horse!
The discussion last left off on how a proper Lightning Dust return would be done. So tell me, Anon, do you think she should come back? Or is she better left alone to maintain the character?
Writefags:
Just me, but feel free to give it a go!
Uprising - Dust to Dust - https://pastebin.com/PspmX734
Drawfags:
Currently none that I know of.
>>30189337
Continuing from the pastebin
>You are Anonymous
>And frankly, you were way better off with just Lightning Dust in your life
>Twilight was still talking
>Why did you come here again?
>"-I mean, I understand arguing with a friend every once in a while, those things just happen, but I never imagined that you would-"
>Oh man, here it comes again
>You could feel the anger simmering in you once again
>You never considered yourself a very irrationally angry person, but damn if these ponies didn't make it difficult since you met Dust
>You kept your composure, Twilight was much more in her right mind than Rainbow Dash, and she did have a point
>You had little excuse for hitting her
>"-And remember what Lightning Dust did to me and the other Elements? She almost got us killed!"
>Never heard that one before
>Definitely not beating a dead horse or anything
>Despite your rapidly souring mood, you found your own joke slightly humorous
>That being said, you were beginning to question your chances of taking on an alicorn princess.
>"There's just no way Lighting Dust is good for you to be around, Anonymous. There's-"
>Well, this was fun
"Pretty terrible advice from someone who considers themself the Princess of Friendship."
>She looked appalled
>"E-excuse me?"
>In the heat of your aggression, you moved forward, causing Twilight to instinctively back up into her castle
>You slammed the door behind you
>You felt your blood go cold as you could practically see yourself digging your own grave
>The harrowing dread of talking back to a princess, even one as informal as Twilight, brought you back to reality almost immediately
>Calm yourself and back pedal, Anon
>Back pedal hard
>Surely you could rearrange this discussion into something resembling an appealing friendship lesson
>Hopefully
>>30189361
>You took a breath
>Don't screw this up now, there's a good chance this could actually help Lightning Dust out!
>You took a deep breath, and lost your enraged demeanor
>"Twilight, I feel super bad about all of this. I was just in the heat of the moment, and I regret it a ton. More than you know. In fact, that's why I came here. I need your help with all of this."
>She seemed to get slightly excited at the idea of solving a problem dealing with friendship
>It's like she forgot you hit Dash for a second
>"Really? Anon, I'm flattered!"
>Well, not really, but this is a very convenient segway into defusing the situation
>And maybe getting things to start turning around for Lightning Dust
"Well, you are the Princess of Friendship, right? Uh, sorry about what I said a second ago."
>Twilight seemed to accept your apology
>You imagined Rainbow Dash wouldn't be so forthcoming
>"It's okay Anon, I shouldn't have been so quick to lecture you. However, that doesn't change what you did to Rainbow Dash."
>You sighed
"I know. I feel fucking terrible about it, okay? Rainbow Dash has been pretty much my only friend since coming to this place."
>You outstretched your arms in a gesture to all of Equestria and immediately regretted doing so
>The workout you had done was voicing it's opinion of the shape you were in
>Opinion noted
"Although, knowing Dash, I'm sure she glossed over the things she had said to Lighting Dust."
>"Rainbow told me that she insulted her and that because Lighting Dust is your new best friend, you retaliated violently."
>You rolled your eyes
>Gee, she really made you the villain here
>So much for being the Element of Loyalty
>You informed Twilight of the things Rainbow Dash had said
>You were very confident that they were word for word
>Her insults had been rolling around in your brain for a while
>Twilight seemed very upset
>>30189376
>She seemed to get slightly excited at the idea of solving a problem dealing with friendship
This'll go well.
Twilight is very good at solving friendship problems.
Old Thread: >>29836671
Original prompt:
>"Captain Anon. Would you like to accompany me to the war room?"
320,000 words later:
Pastebins:
Prologue: http://pastebin.com/cdi26t7W
Act I: http://pastebin.com/f0SDaDcx
Act II: http://pastebin.com/nwmz5VLj
Act III: http://pastebin.com/Pt6gamRU
Act IV: http://pastebin.com/v0PM4m8b
Act V: http://pastebin.com/7acdy1Cn
Act VI: http://pastebin.com/rQQFmsR7
Act VII: http://pastebin.com/iiR3pTUL
Act VIII: http://pastebin.com/waQZwTEV
Act IX: http://pastebin.com/mfyytvay\
Act X: http://pastebin.com/WEGAUBkw
Act XI: http://pastebin.com/zi5gcKTQ
Act XII: https://pastebin.com/cYsHyHTL
Act XIII (current): https://pastebin.com/UXpLUZbq
Heart of War spinoffs by LukeDaDuke:
http://pastebin.com/BWhVwcgx
http://pastebin.com/ipu9MwSf
>>30169038
>…
>You’ve been sitting in the sand, leaning against the inn’s wall for a while now.
>Part of you even wonders…
>Is this all some dream?
>”Oi!”
>Call calls out to you.
>You glance over to see Shore behind him.
>And another Saddle Arabian on the other side.
>”Look who we found!”
“Who is that?”
>”Found him screaming in one of the slave barracks. All the ash piles around him were a bit… unexpected.”
“Who is he?”
>Shore then responds:
>”He said his name is Sadiq. Do you know him?”
“Sadiq… that’s who the Musir told me to get!”
>Call then stops you:
>”Sorry, the Mushir said what?”
“I could have sworn that I told you.”
>”No you didn’t.”
“This is- he’s the brother of one of the Mushir’s commanders. He wanted me to make sure that Jagir’s faction couldn’t figure it out and use it against him.”
>Shore then fills in the gaps:
>”He wanted you to kill him?”
“No! Well, yes. But I’m not an assassin. Does he speak Equestrian?”
>Call and Shore respond in unison:
>”No.”
>You take a look at Sadiq.
>Light brown coat, darker brown mane.
>Looks a bit younger than you: late teens maybe.
“Tell him we’re getting him to safety. We’re taking him to his brother.”
>After Call translates, you look to Shore:
“Anything else you need from here?”
>”Everything I couldn’t carry is already burnt.”
“You got all of our stuff Call?”
>”Affirmative.”
“Then let’s go. You and I can dress once we’re far away from this town. Who knows when they’ll come for the next shipment.”
>>30178700
>…
>It’s been a long few days on the road.
>That doesn’t mean it’s been tiring for you, but the monotony of walking on a simple road through the woods has been…
>Well it’s been boring.
>The short times you would walk through a town were much needed changes of scenery.
>On night you even got to stay in a city.
>Nothing near as grand as the even one of the smaller Equestrian ones, but it was fun.
>In one of the taverns, a loud drunk was making a scene, so you may have encouraged Offense to take him up on the offer of a drinking contest.
>They went for over two hours.
>But it wasn’t ended by one of them passing out.
>As Offense got more unhinged from the alcohol, he started returning the drunk’s bad talking.
>Long story short, they got into a fight.
>But they were both so far gone, that neither of them could walk straight.
>Offense stumbled into the minotaur and knocked him over.
>Flat on his flank.
>He then went in for a head butt.
>And that knocked them both out for the night.
>You wish that you could have gotten a picture of those two collapsed on the floor next to each other.
>But you thought that they didn’t deserve to spend the entire night on the hard ground, so you had some of your men reposition them.
>And that’s how Offense woke up on the ground of a bar, wrapped under a drunk minotaur’s arm and using his chest as a pillow.
>You’re a bad influence on the troops.
>You giggle at the memory.
>Offense, who’s walking to your left notices.
>And he just sighs.
>He knows exactly what you’re laughing at.
>>30178704
>Currently you’re going through mountainous terrain.
>The hills are coated with trees, but in the distance you can see a range of mountains that are pure rock.
>To your right, the old minotaur speaks:
>”The coliseum should be just beyond this turn.”
“Should?”
>”I’m old, not senile.”
>As you turn round the bend, it comes into view.
>He wasn’t lying.
>It really is a coliseum.
>Made of solid grey stone, you’d guess that it’s at least a hundred feet high.
>The Sage then comments as you look at the dozens of colored banners that have been draped across its walls.
>”The arena is perfectly circular, with a diameter of exactly one hundred and fifty feet.”
“It’s… definitely impressive.”
>Tents have been put up around the exterior of the massive building.
>Banners that match the larger ones on the coliseum walls are clustered around groups of tents.
>Each claimant and their entourages most likely.
>And representatives of all the clans if you remember the Sage’s road trip history lessons.
>”We have arrived, and midday has yet to pass. That means the Grand Melee will take place today.”
“Today?”
>”That is what custom dictates. You will take your place at the Arbitrators seat, and anoint each of the fifty claimants with the ash of the old Archon’s body. His urn is waiting for you on a ceremonial pillar next to your seat.”
“I don’t get time to meet any of the claimants?”
>”Forty-two of them will be eliminated before the Melee has finished, best not to get attached.”
“So just sit back, relax, and enjoy their view as a few dozen minotaurs fight to the death?”
>”Yes.”
>Offense then comments:
>”Sounds like a good afternoon.”
What are your thoughts and expectations for the upcoming episodes?
What episodes are you looking forward to? What episodes are you dreading?
An actual episode featuring Twi's parents, and Twi publishing the friendship journal, both of those really interest me.
>>30469826
This
I'm dreading the spike episode, it'll probably be mediocre in all honesty.
>>30469825
Most interesting are now behind me, but looking forward to thorax brother episode and finale with possible brother cosmos from original mlp movie script
Hey /mlp/ just noticed the black marks on my guardian of harmony Celestia (mane and bottom of horn. Any idea what I can use to cover them up?
>>30469331
Thinking of getting another one desu
>>30469331
Cum.
>>30469331
Burn it.
It's hug-boxy as shit but i don't care.
You made it through another day, and I'm proud of you.
>>30468250
Thank
Where the fuck is your nose?
y-you too
which are the worst, Griffons, Ziggers, Saddle Arabians, yaks or dragons?
>Zebras
Presumably have some sort of kingdom, culture, civilization
>Saddle Arabians
>Have some sort of kingdom, culture, civilization
>Yaks
>Have a homeland, distinct cultural traditions, and an established government
>Dragons
>Have a homeland, distinct cultural traditions, established leader, code of law that is followed
>Griffons
>Live in shithole run by no one where no one tries to ever fix anything because a monster stole a single physical trinket
Gee, I wonder which is the worst species.
>>30468082
Ponies were the first immigrants and they brought a lot of world ending problems with them.
Therefore, ponies.
>>30468082
Changelings. They should've stayed black.
Anyone else tears up when they listen to Gypsy Bard
or am I a faggot
or are both true
>>30467517
Well, I love the song but didn't cry from it.
However there have been a few people that cried when they first listened to it.
You're still a faggot tho
>>30467517
Why? Is it the song itself or the nostaligia factor.because both make me ball like a faggot
>>30467517
I liked the song, never did watch FiW though
What if Shining Armor and Sunburst fought? Who would win?
>>30466899
Shining Armor would win 100 times out of 10. Sunburst is just a neet who studies magic, SA is a leader of a fucking guard force made to protect the capital city of the princesses.
Sunburst would get his sun burst trying to shine armor.
>>30466899
But who would win at mahvel?
>>30466919
Ah, so a "fight" then? The kind where the arena is the royal bedroom and Princess Cadence is the referee?
Name one good thing about her.
>>30466801
I can't.
>>30466801
having an openly homosexual character in the show is educational for the kids
>>30466801
>one good thing
The fact thatshe's not real.