>moo
>>30615221
Shit
>>30615221
No mooing
>>30615246
mmmmMMOOOO
Last thread: >>30595862
Last post: >>30604428
The story so far: https://www.anonpone.com/vacation/
Pastebins:-
Day 0 & 1 - https://pastebin.com/h0LFHdwX
Day 2 - https://pastebin.com/3XtHxLES
Notes - https://pastebin.com/ka4xY0q4
last thread:
>You messed around in an illusion of a temple.
>After a while, you ate dinner and gave the key you found to a guard.
>Then you went into the castle library, and wandered into some hidden room because luck!
>That's it.
>Really.
>Nothing else you did was really significant.
>>30604543
>>30604696
>>30604900
>>30607083
>For a hidden room, this place is strangely huge.
>Vertically huge, that is.
>There are ladders that go up around here, nothing goes down though.
>You move cautiously towards the figure you saw.
>A stallion trots out from the darkness, he's not wearing any armour.
>"Who are you!? How did you get in here?"
>Well, this is happening.
>How do you reply?
>>30608571
My name is Fleeting Grace and I walked
Don't mention our profession to him just yet. It might spook him.
>>30608571
Hi! I decided to just to walk and saw somepony running! Is thos the secret cult part of the party? Can I join?
Play ourselves dumb.
Previous thread: >>30463224
Stories
HeliAnon: https://pastebin.com/ygqNS8VN
Antikythera: https://pastebin.com/u/AntikytheraPastes
Floored: https://pastebin.com/9Dv8hhPi
Life and trials of NEETpone: https://pastebin.com/kc87hds9
NEETpone Girlfriend: https://pastebin.com/yg0yhy9n
NEETpone's Day Out: https://pastebin.com/GZ2YeXsJ
>>30604406
>First
I got rejected guys, I feel like shit.
>>30604410
Shit happens, Anon.
>>30604410
Nah, you got further than 99,99% of /r9k/ : you should celebrate.
Previous Thread >>30514633
>What is a 'Satyr Abomination' thread about?
A satyr is what happens when a human and a pony decide to get freaky and end up having a child. This thread is dedicated to the art and written works about these lovable creatures.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.
Searchable Archive:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyr
Story by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5
Author List:
http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECq
Satyrs by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/iUWLGvB4
Dropbox
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/m74cw1zph214irq/AACgNqIgES4fQORdx3rooQoVa?dl=0
Kid Icarus ROM Hack: An alpha hack for the NES Kid Icarus game.
https://filebin.ca/3NORheK9hIFr/hope.ips
>>30600231
>Ms Hope-minez
HOW DO I REACH DEEZ KEEDS
>>30600231
So other than proper sitting techniques, what else would Hope teach in a class about teaching satyrs how to interact with the world as a satyr?
>>30600376
How to jumpstart a slow thread.
Last thread: >>30565234
>>30599267
>Rarity likes her mouth being finger fucked.
>Anon thinks it's weird, but gives him a boner at the same time.
>>30599267
Why she cryin'?
Does she not enjoy it?
>>30599267
Oh neato, another rgr-, I mean completely different and original general!
Thread for mlp VN games and whatever is associated with them.
https://nomsar.itch.io/chs
https://jicho.itch.io/chsbm
Games in progress.
I'm pretty much making this thread to see if the janitors remove this again, if they do I really think they have something personal against bimbo threads while other threads are just left untouched. I don't care if I get banned again,
I just wanted to hear what we should do from here on? Wait it out? Is there a way to contact the mods and get clarification? Are we just left out to the janitors trolling?
Clearly we've not broken rule 3 for being show related which is what they keep deleting it for, So I don't know what gives.
it should be titled "vaporware thread"
>>30597566
It seems to be just one janitor given how it takes him till sometime between 6 and 10 PM to go on duty and delete the thread.
So it is probably personal bullshit and nothing of substance with breaking the rules.
Rabi-Dazzles Edition
All Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!
Story Pastebin/Archived Threads:
http://pastebin.com/NjS5LgYv
Art Compilation:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0
For aspiring writers:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Steam group:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/PraisetheSirens
Discord:
https://discord.gg/DRhfXBE
Old Shattered Gem: >>30524142
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30524142/
First for best Dazzle.
>>30590353
>>30590371
Then post her fool.
Back from the hiatus edition. Hopefully it wasn't too painful for you lads.
Moon-day Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/He5X50m6
Previous thread: >>30447389
>>30583790
That might be my absolute favorite picture of Luna.
>>30583811
Why?
>>30583790
that pic reminds me of Roxanne from A Goofy Movie
A lewd CYOA
Aliens have invaded!
With a meteor falling from the sky your town was put into peril and Night wouldn't end, but you and your brave friends climbed to the impact crater and defeated an alien and a very rude robot as the sun rose.
Now you stand victorious with the defeated alien in a tree and the robot reduced to a gaggle of smoldering pieces.
Hidden Gem HP: 143 >SP:4
[Actions] Nails +35%
-Bash 35 accuracy 85% NB +7
-Drop bash 45 accuracy 70% +11
-Sky defend accuracy 90%
-Static charge (Interrupt enemy attack, Must obtain cloud first) accuracy 70%
>Speed Stave (1 extra action can be taken per turn for one SP)
Dusty Miller HP:115
[Actions]
-Bash 20 accuracy 80%
-Intercept (Block enemy attack taking 50% of the damage it would deal) 70%
-Sky defend accuracy 90%
-Observe accuracy 100%
>Ray Gun 50 accuracy 40% (3 turn cool-down)
Crystal Lattice HP:135
[Actions]
-Buck 20 60%
-Flurry strike 5 damage (Chain of strikes with weapon or hooves until a strike fails) accuracy 55%
-Tackle 25 50% (25% to grapple)
-Potion ?
-Swipe 10 80% (Interrupts attacks on Crystal only counters attackers)
>After kissing Dusty for what seems like a month You observe your surroundings.
>The impact crater houses the smoking remains of the Robot and the alien machine, and the alien was blasted into a tree.
>Crystal told you that you may put the alien in the back of her car. The alien Meteor, ship thing is still sitting in the side of a now busted up tree.
>You stand there in awe of your accomplishment, not sure of how to proceed until Dusty breaks the silence again, "Gem.... Di we really just do that?"
"Yeah... I think, you're not dreaming right?"
>Dusty Tries punching himself, "Owch! No... Can I try holding that stave? I'll give you back the ray-gun."
>"Umm, I believe we should be capturing the extra terrestrial before we look at our things yes?" Crystal pipes in.
>You yawn.
"Yeah, And then I kinda wanna take a nap. Tonight was long."
>Hidden Gem
Items:
-cheese stick
-cookie
-goggles
>scarf
>Nail bat
-walkie talkie
-Choco rolls X3
-Fruit taffy X2
>Speed Stave
>Crystal Lattice
-Rolling Pin
-Cyto-Crash Alpha X5 (causes rapid biological changes that hinder the enemy)
-Crag X3 (Turns you more rocky)
-Nightwing X2 (Makes you more Bat like)
-Delve X3 (Makes you more fish like)
>Dusty Miller
Items:
-Flashlight
-walkie talkie
-baseball cards
-frying pan
-Shin Guards
-Hearts and hooves Day card (From Gem)
-Notebook & Pen
-Bird
>Ray Gun
-Healing Items-
Chocolate rolls +10HP over 3 turns
Fruit taffys +40HP
Cookie- restores 30HP
Cheese Stick- restores 50HP
Soda +30 HP
>>30576984
Do the thing crystal said to do.
>>30576984
Ask how could the stave from the tv show be real? Does that mean the show is real from wherever it came from? or did the aliens make a stave like the one from the show?
Thank Dusty for helping remind us how to use the thing. it might've saved us all.
Throats of Ponies
Have at it lads.
>>30572563
New Bully Thread
[writefriends welcome]
Last thread we got a few writefags, including myself and Stlat, who have taken the original prompt and also branched off to other characters. Here's the original prompt.
>Rarity's family moves town, and has to leave her friends behind and start anew
>It can't be that bad? A beautiful girl like her should do just fine!
>Absolutely not.
>Girls are jealous of her looks, calling her a slut
>Guys take advantage and pull down her skirt whenever they can
>Teachers don't care
>One day at lunch it's too much
>She runs crying from the cafeteria and hides in the nearest room
>She cries in the janitor closet, her make up ruined
>After a good solid five minutes she looks around and spots someone through her teary eyes.
>It's you Anon reading a book.
>Or you were but were, but too akward to say anything until now
>'',,, Sup?''
Previous thread
30407795
>>30564123
Whoops. Fucked up the previous thread.
>>30407795
All we need is to write some of that green about suffering highschool grils
>>30564123
So is this just a white knight thread?
We actually hit bump limit!
currently posting "Love What You Can"
Stories over the years:
https://pastebin.com/dMGiu2Rv
>>30562599
previous thread
>>30378312
>>30549686
continuing the story
>Your dreams that night are... hectic, to say the least
>Octavia weaves in and out of them, amidst girls from back on earth, and ponies you've met
>You wake up multiple times throughout the night, each time needing to remind yourself that this is reality
>Damn, son, you messed up
>You're anything but rested by the time morning comes
>Thankfully, you remember Octavia's offer, and don't need to head in to work
>Still, that leaves you with a pretty important question
>What are you going to do today?
>For fairly obvious reasons, you don't feel like visiting Vinyl's shop
>And you're really not in much of a mood for songwriting...
>Well, you figure a lazy mood requires the help of a lazy friend
>Soarin still sounds half asleep when he picks up the phone
>"Whozzat? Anon?"
"Yeah, it's me. Get up already, you lazy bum."
>"Hey, man, if you spent all day training with a mare like Spitfire, you'd be tired too."
"I know, I know, being the most famous stallion in Equestria is so hard. Why don't you come over, man? I've got the day off. And I can tell you need something to do."
>Soarin grunts in what you think is affirmation, and you hear the phone click on the other end
>You did a pretty good job sounding chipper on the phone, but honestly that's the last thing you feel like right now
>Every time your mind is given a chance to wander, it wanders back to...
>No, don't think about it
>There's nothing you can do at this point, so just relax
>Let things fall where they will, and enjoy your day off
>Honestly, you've earned it
>>30562599
Octavia... I would fuck that mare... too many time to count.
Let's do one!
Faggots make requests, drawfags do the work.
>>30560751
I saved some over the years
oh wait nvm misread
Rainbow Dash? More Like Rainbow Tits!
Would you like help drawing ponies? This is the thread for you! Please do look at the tutorials below as they are essential to gitting gud.
Previous thread: >>30432636
Request thread: >>30538686
>What is this?
This is the Drawfag Improvement thread
Here you can share and discuss art, while also helping and receiving feedback from other aspiring drawfags!
DRAWING TUTORIALS
>Pony -
http://imgur.com/a/m7zQ2
http://mlpg.co/art/res/23.html
>Human -
https://sites.google.com/site/4chanic/training-tutorials
https://design.tutsplus.com/tutorials/human-anatomy-fundamentals-how-to-draw-hands--cms-21440
>Drawing Books & Videos -
https://mega.co.nz/#F!2RARFaLA!VTiQb6eRXfV4V6mYQ6FJTA
>Inking and Coloring in Photoshop -
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1ntQiBTLz1nc3praE1Pb2VzNzg/edit?usp=sharing
>/ic/ Drawing Guide -
http://www.squidoo.com/how-to-draw-learn
>/ic/ Resources -
https://sites.google.com/site/ourwici/
PROGRAMS
>GIMP (open source Photoshop or Sai alternative) -
http://www.gimp.org/
>FireAlpaca (Paint Tool SAI alternative) -
http://firealpaca.com/en
>Krita (Multi platform open source alternative) -
https://krita.org/
>MediBang
https://medibangpaint.com/en/
Windows/ Mac/ iPad/ iPhone/ Android
Draw or make comics on practically any device!!
>ArtRage
https://www.artrage.com/
ArtRage gives you real world painting tools on your computer in a stylish, easy to use environment.
Draw Challenges: Currently None
NEW! DISCORD CHATS:
>Drawfag Improvement chat: https://discord.gg/GZ74kRN
>Solami's pony chat:
https://discord.gg/UpYhBrY
First for Vilppu and his endless struggle to help us lowly beings feel it out.
how to git gud?
>>30555585
Practice, and really feel it out. Not memeing.
>What is Flutterrape?
Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are lighthearted stories about the ponies failing in their comical attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.
>It's been 5 years, how is this thread still alive?
A perverse mixture of Necromancy and spite.
>How do I start writing?
Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.
Writing Guides:
Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://pastebin.com/GGBkxi7e
Driverbang's Writing Guide -- http://pastebin.com/uXvpYYzS
Navarone's Writing Rules -- http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
For additional information, visit the /Writefags' Guild/ for help and feedback on your works.
////
Author List: http://pastebin.com/eG8iY7Wy
FIMfiction Group: http://www.fimfiction.net/group/211640/flutterrape
Request Bin: http://pastebin.com/rZU1Hbqy
Thread Archive: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/text/Flutterrape/
Old thread: >>30400399
To boldly go where no other rapist has gone before!
Must be a busy day today.
>Fluttershy later goes to abuse your kindness