My little human fetish

>>30599267
>Rarity likes her mouth being finger fucked.
>Anon thinks it's weird, but gives him a boner at the same time.

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>>30599267
Why she cryin'?
Does she not enjoy it?

>>30599267
Oh neato, another rgr-, I mean completely different and original general!

>>30599295
Yes, Anon. All those hearts floating around her head signify she is in deep distress.

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>>30599301
There are still tears tho.
And tell me shes so happy about it that she cries, thats too weird.

>>30599295
Pretty sure she does. Being strangled is the most enjoyable experience I can imagine.

>>30599311
It's called an asphyxiation fetish. I have a hard time believing you haven't consumed enough porn to not know a runny mascara face fresh from deepthroat when you see one. Tears are just the body's natural response to being choked.

>>30565326
+ the fact that our cocks hang out for everyone to see

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What if they liked our odors, imagine you walking home from the gym and a mare shoving her muzzle into your sweat covered crotch and inhaling deeply and than profusely apologizing saying that she just couldn't resist.

>>30599381
That's an old meme. It's already been explored to death.

>>30599381
When my crotch gets too sweaty it just smells like cum. So it wouldn't seem too far-fetched to me if I was being sniffed by horny mares.

>>30599412
Semen is odorless... normally.

Maybe grabbing their tail, and lifting their ass a little so we can fuck/finger/lick them?

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>>30599520
I want to grab mare's tail and lift her up so her ass and hindhooves are hanging freely.

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>>30599267
>Human fetish thread
>This white whore

>>30599476
My semen has smelled like Alfredo sauce for the past 15 years. A sauce I don't like and never eat.

So I don't know what that says about me. Probably those Italian genes.

>>30599602
Excessive consumption of parmesan cheese from other sources?

>>30599313
Women love getting murdered.

>>30599611
Nope, don't care much for parmesan either.

>>30599620
well they do love rape

>>30599638
Just look at Europe.

>>30599629
See a doctor.

>>30599602
I ruined another keyboard again because of you.

>>30599381
https://pastebin.com/1w0L8KC3

>>30599295
Nah. It just means she is a crazy bitch at heart, like all women. That's why Rarity is worst pony and a shit. I suppose she'd be great if you just want to dominate something and kick her around a little though.

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>>30599381
Hey, does anyone remember that fic where Rainbow gets drunk licking the salt from Anon's balls?

If they do I'd really appreciate it if they'd post a pastebin or something

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I want to hold pone tightly and forcefully take her face to face, belly to belly.

Ill continue my story from lazt thread, heres the paste. https://pastebin.com/dFUrZD4k
Hope you goyims like the story

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>>30600576

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>>30600576
>Get a mare to orgasm with just your hands in a one night stand.
>THEN you fuck her. More than once.
>And cuddle to the next day
>She expected none of that. Just a quick bang.
>The day after that, she's desperately trying to get your attention with some pony courtship ritual.
>Wat do?

>>30600668
wtf i'm in a committed relationship now

>>30600668
>>She expected none of that. Just a quick bang.
Sounds like she's a slut, then.

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>>30600668
>tfw no birdbath full of thirsty pegasloots

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>>30599297
I like how you subtly imply that fetishisizing animals is a traditionally male gender role. It's spicy what you've done here. Have one (1) premium (you), my treat.

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>>30600810
Isn't it?
Women want to get carried off and raped by foreign invaders, men want to get their rocks off via anything warm and concave.

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>>30600297
>Tfw Rainbow will never play with your balls

Link?

>>30600802
>I got you yellow, lemme smash

>>30599547
Shut up, filly.

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>>30600663
I wouldnt laugh like that with all those niggers raping your women.

>>30600268
The break up that bad hm?

>>30599476
Mine smells like bleach.

Though google tells me that's normal.

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>>30600889
>implying

>>30599547
>Anon filly.

Almost as bad as Nyx.

>>30599620
As a murderer I can confirm this.

>>30600297
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25346764/#25347488

>>30600553
My god! IT'S EVEN BETTER!

>>30600668
You basically described the Xenophilia fanfic.

>>30599311
Gag reflex f a m m m m

I'm back negroes

>Twilight let the book drop to the desk's surface and stood up to lead him out of her study
"Hello. Right, the Princess sent you, didn't she?"
>Anon nodded his head
"It's good to have you, Anon Firstname Middlename Lastname. Here's where you'll be staying"
>Twilight pushed open a door, only a few away from her study, to a modest room
>A small bed and desk were crammed inside the small room, another doorway lead into what he assumed was a bathroom
"Thank you, Princess Twilight Sparkle."
>Twilight blushed at her full name, rubbing the back of her neck with a hoof
"Just Twilight, please. We're friends, right?"
>Anon tilted his head in acknowledgement
>Presumptuous, he thought, very presumptuous
"If you say we are, Princess Twilight."
>She looked up at his stalwart frame and stony countenance, and decided it was better to leave it
>For now, she amended to herself
>Anon stepped into the room
>He dropped his pack on the bed and turned back towards the Princess
"Right. Well, I'd assume you'd wanna explore Ponyville for a while?"
"If that is what you instruct, Princess."
>Twilight shuffled awkwardly for a moment
"Yeah. Go ahead and have some fun in Ponyville. Come back when you're ready, I guess."
>Anon snapped her a crip salute. He grabbed his bit bag and attached it to his belt
"Yes, ma'am. I'll report back to you at nightfall."
"...Right."
>Twilight lead the way out of the room, directing the Royal Guard through the labyrinth-like castle
>They stopped at the large, golden doors
"Princess Celestia told me the purpose of this trip"
>Twilight stared up at him, determined
"If you need someone to talk to, my door is always open. I can introduce you to the others later. Though you might just run into them."
"Thank you, Princess Twilight."
>Twilight fixed him with an annoyed look before walking back in the castle
>Anon shut the door behind her
>He turned back towards Ponyville
>What to do, what to do.

>>30602557
Why, assess the town for potential threats of course.

>>30602557
Moar please

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>"So what brings you here at this time of day sugar?"

>>30602859
>"Listen Sugar, if anyone tries to mess with my Anon honey, She's gonna hafta go through me. And I'm tellin' ya sugar, after 10 years of practising Monkey style sex arts and 10 years of swearing off marehood, I won't go easy!"

>>30602557
is there a pastbin i just joined thread and is that start of the story.

>>30603174
See >>30600553

>>30603190
thanks man, i can only see in green.

>>30602506
Yeah, i know, i still feel sorry for her man.
I'd never force my dick down her throat n shit, that is just disturbing, just cute cuddlesex.

>>30603264
But what if she asks you to do it?
What if she begs?

>>30603269
Then i guess she has to find a second partner to do that for her.

>>30603308
oh shit

a real live cuck

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>>30603308
>a second partner
>preferring to get cucked over going along with the fantasies of your marefriend

>>30603308
Are you gay?

Not joking, I truly believe that you're gay

>>30603308
>second partner
This unironically triggers my sex life.

>>30603314
>>30603317
>>30603318
There are thing i just can't do.
And what if my waifu wants it.
Should i jist simply deny her her fantasies, needs, and sexusl fulfillment just cuz "me no cuck hurr"
Nah, thats cruel.

>>30603345
What's cruel is not facefucking your waifu if she wants you to. Why the fuck wouldn't you? That's fucking hot. You must be gay

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>>30603345
wew lad that is multiple levels of pathetic

>>30603354
Alrigh, fair enough.
But what if you are incapable of doing something she wants and not just unwilling? What happens then?

>>30603372
Lero please leave.

>>30603345
Holy shit, dude. Maybe you just need to rethink your waifu.

>>30603372
>incapable
She's asking you to put your pecker in her throat, not run a marathon in three minutes while reciting pythagorean identities.

>>30603378
Not an argument/10
Cuck wins.

>>30603411
Go cry over a blowjob somewhere else, Lero.

>>30603384
Or have a second one.

>>30603403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJYmyhnaaek
muh dick

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>>30603345
nigga

>your waifu loves you enough to have sex with you
>she overlooks your small peen
>she finds you attractive
>She LITERALLY TELLS YOU TO FUCK HER THROAT RAW
>you don't do it cuz "just can't"

nigga

SHAMEFUL DISPLAY

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>>30603308
>>30603345

> "A--Anon..." Rarity moans out
>Her soft white form is outstretched on your bed, belly up and her rosy lips gently kissing your balls.
>"Yes Marshmellow?" you coo back to her as your fingers play with her hair
>Her blush deepens and breathing becomes heavy. Warm puffs of steam rush out from her sopping mouth and onto your inner thigh.
>The soft rush of hot breath tickles and sends shivers of joy up your body.
>"I want you to do something for me, Darling." She murmers
>"What was that, lovie?" you respond with a gentle firmness in your voice
>Her legs wobble and press together around her aching marehood
> Soft as a dove she looks up with longing teary eyes "To me..."
>"I want you to do something to me, my love" she whispers in a hushed tone.
>"Anything, for my Rarity" you return
>"I want you to take my throat with all your strength, mi amore. Press down and fill my soft mouth with your enormous rod, and let me choke on it. I want you to love me until I can no longer think, no longer feel, no longer be. I want you to take my mouth until I feel like it's too much and I might die, and with you, I would even die happy."
>Her eyes linger on yours. Enormous soft pools of blue and white laced with tears of love and her delicate swoops of mascara.
>"Well Nonny? I'm waiting..." her mouth opens wide to a slick pink hole at the tip of your cock.
>You could lean in and face fuck the love of your life for hours if you wanted.
>She would love you, and you alone forever in this perpetual paradise together.
> And as you lean in, gently holding her beautiful cheek in your hand...
>You grab the phone and call spike.
>"Yeah man, can you come over? Rara's being weird and I need you to help her out while I organize her scrap bin and watch.... Yeah thanks"

This is you. I hope your happy with yourself.

>>30603589
Nice. 7/10
You lose points for the EqG pic. I wouldn't have even read it if everything wasn't so dead right now.

Captcha: ironwood

>>30603589
Funny how all the content involving asphyxiation and choking on cocks revolves around rarara
Nice job Anon

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>>30603589
Nice

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>>30603589
>Get into thinking "this gun be good".
>Realize it's going to end in cucking.
>mfw
Un-fucking-believable that people exist that would be OK with this.

>>30603608
>Captcha: ironwood
It was making me harder than an ironwood until the end. This is why we can't have nice things.

>>30603641
Sorry, It hurt me to do it as well. I'll make it great again and put up on pastebin.

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>>30603589
>Be me
>Getting my dick ready
>Scan ahead to make sure it's a decent fic
>Cuckery
Just like that, I'm soft again.

>>30603650
If you do, please end with anon facefucking her.

Please.

>>30603661
>>30603656
>>30603641
>>30603637
>>30603636
>>30603608
Fixed version, enjoy.
https://pastebin.com/z9c8EiTX

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>>30603753
Thanks desu~ Now I can have a good go at it.

>>30603589
Thats nice. But what if she loves spike too? Are you gonna deny her something she loves for real?
Way to be a complete dick.

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>>30603753
Nut

>>30603808
Ur a faget

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>>30603808
I give you porn and you give me bait.

Well that's okay Anon.
You know why?
Her feelings aren't important because she's not real.
She will never be real.
:^)

>>30603859
Quantum science says otherwise.
There are infinite realities, and in one of them im getting myself cucked to oblivion by rarity.

thats wrong

>>30603876
>and in one of them im getting myself cucked to oblivion by rarity.
yeah but that's one, there's an infinite number in which you aren't being cucked by rarity. Shit, there's an infinite number in which (You) are cucking rarity and fucking a slutty teenage sweetie belle or some shit.
Take this knowledge and be productive. Best way to make a dream come true is to sleep on it.

>>30603308
>>30603345
I mean, it's great that you're a sensitive guy and truly care about her...but dude, come on. Your waifu's got needs, man. Deliver.

>>30603922
Feels good to know that I'm happy in one of those realities man
Feels good

>>30603876
I always disliked the infinity realities theory, if there are so many surely one of them would of figured out how to destroy the multi-verse and and did it.

>>30603808
Or what if she determins after Spike willingly does this for her without passing it off to someone else she actually has feelings for him. Those feelings grow and she starts inviting him to things you do together, then to just things they do together. Soon you are no longer invited to things or dates and she grows more and more distant. Eventually she says "we need to talk." Turns out she did love you, but she felt you never loved her because you refused to do her biggest fetish that she almost darned not to tell you. Do you know how much courage it took for her to tell you her secret she never spoke to another soul? Sure Spike can't do everything you can for her, but she can trust when she bares her heart that he will be there for her. You lost your waifu because you wouldn't even try for her. You did this to yourself Anon, you could have tried for her, you could have just said no, but you said this guy will do it because you can't be bothered to try. You not only lost your waifu, but you lost her to Spike... wow you suck.

>>30604114
tl;dr

>>30604114
Well gee i just came here to throw around some b8. I was out for reaction images.
And now i legit feel bad now for making you guys feel bad.
Way to ruin my fun.

>>30604129
I don't feel bad, my goal was to call out the anon who said he wouldn't do it for his waifu and said she should get another guy to do it. The green helped with this and I just wanted to expand on it so that anon lost his waifu. The only way this could have been better is if anon called Flash Sentry to face fuck Rarity. I'm pretty sure most anons won't be in this situation because they would do almost any kinky thing their girl might have in mind, especially if it means she will do your kink.

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>>30603753
> hey Spike, Fuck yourself

Great ending, a little overboard with the my marshmallow stuff, but all in all Bretty good little green.
7.5/10

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>What would a pony fetishize about a human?
Hand?
Sex?
Body?
Salt?
Face?
Nipple?
Stamina?
Muscle?

>>30604488
>pony think anon's hand is a genitals
>something something... tentacle

>>30604500
>something something hoof-penis array

>>30603345
Listen lad, just wrap your hands around her throat once, you'll both love it if she was real

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>>30604500

>>30603753
Thanks.

>>30604030
>implying they would have any good reason at all to destroy it, rather than explore it.

>>30605250
Not good with the whole "infinity" concept, eh?

>>30599311
>>30599346
See 0:43-1:02 in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72mcTwEleno?t=43s for a mention of this.

Bill Burr mentioned something about the chokefucking part of women's sexuality in one of his stand-up shows. It's worth looking up.

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>>30600297
There was a story called Love Sweat and Tears by Shukaku20. Anon was unaware of this, and he was kind of used like an unknowing goose that laid golden eggs.

https://pastebin.com/u/shukaku20
https://pastebin.com/q8zVrbTu
https://pastebin.com/rN48CCRw

>>30599402
Would like some links to stories about that. People discovering new miracle uses for a unique creature is neat, and a human /being/ the unique creature is an interesting angle to take.

It reminds me a bit of fantasy setting where you can make armour from dragon scales.

>>30600889
Sexuality is weird.

>>30605650
Men:
Stronger, defender
Dominates in sex.
Women:
Weaker, nurturer.
Submissive in sex.

Where the fuck is the weird part nigger?

>>30605650
No anon, Moaning during sex is fucking weird. Whoever writes something like this are 80% virgin.

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>>30605697
>moaning during sex is weird
I'm sorry you're that bad at it Anon-kun

>>30599381
https://youtu.be/eDOHSa39iYY?t=7229

At 2:00:28

>>30605817
those guys often in the world people were raped too much, do not dare to rebound, up here, just do not care what they do

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>>30605889
God damn.
I watched that movie like a dozen times when i was obsessed with colognes.

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>>30605900
What did he mean by this?

>>30604488
>Hand
I actually didn't notice that the first time.

>>30600668
Marry instantly.
>>30600699
Not neccessarily because she just WANTED a quick bang. Jus expected it, cuz she had some others pull that shit.

>>30604488
Skin.
Forbidden fruit.
Xenophilia to some.
Beastiality to others.
Prey-Predator relationship.

>Sex
Sex is my fetish.

>>30603345
Consider the following.

She wants YOU to do it. Telling her to find someone else to do it instead is not only...just baffling to me, it comes off as cold.

Believe it or not, some women like having an emotional connection even when fulfilling their fetishes. Some women wouldn't just ask some random guy they hooked up with to fuck their throat like tomorrow didn't exist.

She wants you to do it. And you tell her...no?

fuckin a man, I'd buy that you've never been in a long relationship before if you wouldn't even think about trying.

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>>30605994
>never been in a relationship
what a weirdo, right!

like, HOW do those people find their way to 4chan even?

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>>30605994
see
>>30604129
For real, i was not expecting this big of a shitstorm.
>>30606027
i kek'd a bit.

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>>30600802
It's hilarious.

>>30600268
You would fuck her tight marehood anyway, if presented.

>>30600829
pls this

>>30605950
so a slut

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>>30606284

>>30606509
N-n... yeah, pretty much.

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>>30603753

>>30603589
well I'm not happy about it but I am satisfied that she will meet her needs through someone else. I don't deserve to be loved in any shape or form so I'm okay with it

>>30605903
>spike imagines himself with a man's body
Why is this?

>>30606350
>>30601794

>Twiggy will never tongue your anus with her thick horsie tongue

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>>30606721
Oh shit, ponies confirmed fetishize humans.

>>30606721
Always wondered that myself
I mean, they saw dragons before, so it's weird that he didn't imagine himself like one of the huge dragons that they already fought
Guess that's because he's bipedal? Which is already weird in itself, he was the only bipedal dragon back then
Real reason is that it's a fucking gag in a cartoon for little girls and couldn't get the 'prince saving his princess' joke if he looked like a fucking dragon, but, hey

>>30606762
>Not Himedere filly, dorillu-chan and Paprika
What the fuck
And why is Pinkie kissing Limestone
WHAT THE FUCK

I'm a different anon from the one above but I have a question
Lets say your whole thing during sex is taking care of your waifu's need right?
I'm talking, kissing her all over her body, licking everywhere, massages, tender passion filled cuddling. generally making her other than you feel good.
still with me?
Ok, can a person who does all that, turn around and fucking throatfuck his waifu IF she asks him to?
This has actually been bothering me for a while.
I mean sure I'd do it no problem, I'd honestly be afraid of hurting her, BUT if she asked me too I would.

>>30606780
>Ok, can a person who does all that, turn around and fucking throatfuck his waifu IF she asks him to?
Yes? Why is this a question. You have tender and passionate moments, then you have moments where you just hold her down and savage her. Simple.

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>>30606790
Thanks anon, that was just something I've been thinking about the past couple of days
>tfw no pone to facefuck

Can we stop talking about facefuck?

We need talking about why my little pony have fetish about human.

>>30606883
>facefucking wouldn't be one
Horsecocks are just too awkward to swallow, and the stallion coming inside might even hurt the mare because of how flares work
And again, the salty taste of our cum
She'd get addicted and asks for more, she'd want you to facefuck her face so much that the taste of your cum lingers throughout the entire day

>>30599267
>Anon is Rarity's coltfriend
>Sometimes gets pulled into whatever shenanigans they're involved in just by sheer proxy with them
>Gets scuffed up sometimes, but the mares (especially Rarity) keep him safe from harm
>Rarity is worried that he's picking up inappropriate behaviour from her friends
>"He's just a colt! If he keeps running off with us, one day he'll get seriously hurt!"
>Everyone returns late one night from one such adventure, and Anon is a bit roughed up
>Agrees to meet with Rarity at her boutique first thing in the morning to put her fears to rest
>He doesn't show up on time
>Unknown to Rarity, Anon forgot to set his alarm and slept in
>Meanwhile, Rarity is beside herself in worry
>She doesn't know if she should stick around and wait for him to show up, or rush out to find him and risk him arriving at the boutique while she isn't there to help treat his wounds
>"Stupid, Rarity! Stupid! What in Equestria were you thinking, letting poor Anonymous accompany you!? Oh, it's so easy to forget that he's a colt when he acts like such a tomfilly! He's probably dying in the streets, all alone, and-"
>Just as she's about to run out the door, Anon walks in
>Anon is immediately tackled by his sobbing marefriend
>Rarity was trying to lift herself up, but he was holding her neck

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>>30606905
>anon is just a colt
so... rarity is a pedophile?

>>30606936
No you dumdum
It's a basic RGRE story, not sure where the guy is going with it tho

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>>30606903
You can't make this shit up. But I like it.
>>30606936
Correct anon.

>>30603308
>she's just helping with your blue-balling fetish
Get out bluecuckfaggot.
>>30606883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21hse2_LlXs

according with this video, its seems to work better with stallions, but I don't know about mare yet.

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>>30606952
what the fuck

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>>30606952
what is that?

>>30607000
cheeto dust

>>30606975
>that insta boner when she starts caressing his chest/the place between his legs
Holy shit that's good to know

>>30606952
>can't make this shit up
Eh, idk, I don't find that so farfetched desu

>>30599267
bumperino

will write some later boys

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>>30604030
The reason she's recoiling.

>>30599295

You've never choked on anything? Food? A dick? Some fingers?

You cry and feel like puking. Gag reflex, nigga.

>>30606936
>Bob is Alice's boyfriend
>So Alice is a pedophile?
That's how dumb you sound.

>>30604030
Prehaps there are infinite realities, but there are still restrictions that prevent that from happening.

A set of all real numbers is still infinite, even if that set only includes the numbers between zero and one. If only individuals in universe two could destroy the multiverse, then we're fine because universe two doesn't exist between zero and one.

With that in mind of course, it's entirely possible that there are an infinite number of universes, but this is the only one where we exist. It's also possible that there are an infinite number of universes and your waifu doesn't exist in any of them.

I'm sure nobody wanted that feel, but I'm compelled to inform you of the possibility. If only because it will make it that much sweeter when you do find them.

>>30599301

I just laughed until I vomited, and I blame you for it.

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>>30607068
>tfw mares will never rub your pecs to try and get you going

>>30603345

You mean to tell us that if she asked you to wreck her throat, you wouldn't do it?

>>30603636

Because Rarara gives off this "crazy in the head/crazy in the bed" vibe, and a LOT of those like a little asphyx with their funzies.

>>30604500

Lyra would have lots and LOTS of Neighponese hentai porn with tentacles. Anon is like every Hearth's Warming gift rolled into one.

>>30606762

Twi is like, "MY Human! MINE!" It looks like she's going to build a fort out of Anon's muscles or something. It's adorable.

>>30606905

Kinda wanna see where this goes. Was this just a little sketch or do you plan to continue?

good stuff either way, Anon.

>>30608454
I'm not sure why; green is green and Rarara is best pony but >>30606905 feels like the most generic RGRE story imaginable.

>>30606509
>>30606572
Being treated bad when she wanted a relationship = slut.
Alrighty then.
I know you people want a mare to fall in love with you even if she doesnt know you exist but thats not how it works nigs.

>>30607950
a colt is a young stallion you fucking moron

just like you can call a thirty year old man your boyfriend, you can call a stallion your coltfriend. In this case the anon we are talking about specified that "Anon is just a Colt"

>>30608506
>jumping into bed with complete strangers with the vague hope it'll somehow become more
A slut. She's a slut.

>>30608565
>Alice is bad at math and has poor upper body strength.
>Bob: "What do you expect? She's just a girl."
No amount of sophistry will make it reasonable to read "Anon is just a colt" as "Anon is a male horse child" rather than "Anon is male and I'm being a bit condescending".

>>30608673
colt = boy
stallion = man

the Anon who wrote it, even CONFIRMED that rarity was being a pedophile, and that Anon was still a child, or very young.

>>30608506
If your first encounter with a girl isn't at an arranged marriage interview with her parents, she's a slut.

>>30608684
>tfw you will never be /ss/'d by a pone

>>30608673
This
Colt doesn't mean 'kid', just like a girls nowadays can call a group of guys 'Watch the home for me boys' or 'let's go boys' even if they're adults, stoopid
See, I just said 'girls' while I should've said 'women', crazy shit huh?

When there's two WOMEN fight in a bar, the guys will call it a girl fight
Do you know why?
Because they're girls, even if their pussies are hairy as fuck and their tits are already sagging

>>30608811
>the guys will call it a girl fight
No... they'll call it a catfight.

>>30608811
the anon who wrote the piece made the distinction, he confirmed that Anon was just a kid.
"He's just a colt"
"He's just a boy"

see, you wouldn't say "he's just a boy" when you're talking about someone older.

>>30608366
Seeing her literally choke on my dick makes me uneasy.Sure, she likes it, but still.

>>30609145

Aight, gotcha. Believe it or not I feel where you're coming from.

Does we talk about stamina sex?

>>30604030
But that also means one of them figured out how to keep the multiverse from being destroyed and another one figured out how to make the multiverse self-resurrect if it ever did get destroyed.
It's easily explained, anon.

>>30606975
>Petting
I demand greentext about this.

>This thread
This makes me uncomfortable.

>>30611049
You must be gay.

>>30611091
Yeah.. well you're a fucking faggot.

>>30611101
Yeah? Well you're a double faggot.

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>>30611120

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>>30611120
You just walking in here no one even asked you to show up and give your opinion but you fucking did it anyway. You prick.

Any new or old greentext?

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>>30603345
This is from a real comic explaining cuckoldry.
This actually exists on our earth.

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cant i just cum inside my waifu in the missionary position

thatd be pretty kinky for a pone

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>>30612020
If we assume that ponies only mate like real horses then a lot of poses would be really kinky for them. Even something as simple as mare being on top. Not only it's a position you can actually sustain unlike a stallion lying on his back, you can also take control yourself and secure her on top of you while you thrust into her relentlessly because of the ability to actually support your body with your legs when you're on your back. It's a position that allows either of you to take control and give it freely. It's probably not something a lot of mares are used to.

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>>30612000
Is that fluttershy and discord cucking anon?

>>30612392
>>30612000
We need a Fluttershy, Discord, and Anon edit of this ASAP.

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>>30612426
Yes.

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>>30612502
>>30612426
>>30612392
I'm requesting this too.

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>>30612020
>>30612088
That hot.
>>30612426
Remember, This is Human fetish. Not a cuck Thread.

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>>30599653
shots fired
terrorist wins

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>>30599653

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Autism.

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I want to cum inside Limestone Pie

>>30613624
Are you trying to make me feel special, Anon?

>>30614310
How does one go about smelling Limestone's underbelly?

>>30614320
>Limestone's underbelly
ANON YOU DID A GREAT JOB! I LOVE IT!

WRITERFAG PLEASE!

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>>30614310
BUT WHAT DO THE FROGS SMELL LIKE, ANON? I MUST KNOW!

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>>30614310
>Pony have a lovely smell

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Pones have been craving human dick since G1.

>>30614509
I bet those ponies really REALLY want to fuck human, because human is extinct.

Think about it. They can't enjoying about sex. They get a new hobby.

>>30613624
I never realized how much autistic children and Nietzsche's Overman had in common.

>>30614509
>4 and 11
>human dick
1 could also be wanting the extra large horsecock in addition to human dick

>>30599267
Sauce pls

>>30614350
ask and ye shall receive

>She pouted, her head turned away from you
>Limestone's usual pallor cheeks burned a red hue as you loomed over her
"J-just do it, idiot"
>Her mumbled acceptance was accompanied by her lower hooves- once closed tight, opening and fanning out
>You decided to savor it, gently resting your nose on her belly
>Sweet, yet slightly tangy
>Her entire body smelled of the tangy aroma, of lime and sugar
>You grinned to yourself, noticing the way her hooves and thighs clenched as you dragged your nose down her belly
>The underbelly smelled strongly of the sweet aroma that seemed to exude from her every pore
>More so than anywhere else
>It smelled strongly of fresh-cut lime, with an almost lavender-esque sweetness
>You breathed it in deeply, noting with some satisfaction that her forehooves twitched, gently impacting against your skull
"Twitchy?"
You could nearly feel her blush from here, as it almost traveled down to her underbelly
"Shut up! J-just because I let you do this doesn't mean you can tease me, stupid."
>You chuckled, once more falling into the aroma's sweet bliss
>It wrapped around you like a loving blanket
"Mm... Sweet."
>Once more, she twitched
>Limestone opened her mouth to comment, before closing it with an audible click
>And, as you slowly trailed your nose downward
>Resting on the downy soft fur underneath you
>Slowly, almost at a snail's pace, you trailed down further and further
>Before...
> you wake up

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>"Honey, I love you"
>"I know. I just feel like I don't satisfy you sexually"
>"Shhhhhh…...just close your eye, honey"
>"O-ok, good night honey"
>20 mins later
>"Hello Anon~"

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>>30614310
>operates a rock farm all by herself
>smells lovely
Limestone would smell like hard work and barely repressed rage.

>soft hooves
you fucking what

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>>30614904
>Last part

>>30614932
This, desu...

>>30614509
I'm really curious about the episode where Bronze Age Perv was a maid for ponies.

>>30607857
>that thumbnail
And that's why you clip your cuticles, kids.

>>30599267
this looks lewd.

>>30616513
Rarity have fetish about human's hand.... maybe she think... that a multi-penis.

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>>30616513
Yes.

>>30614913
cucking other men is my fetish

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>>30617227
cucking my dad is my fetish

>>30617325
>seven vagánias
>maybe more
>imagine

>>30614913
We need more clop about her.

>>30614913
>>30617227
>Filthy is almost certain he's being cheated on my his wife, yet there's no proof.
>Diamond Tiara starts growing up and looses her baby teeth.
>Canine teeth grow in.
>Poor Filthy's worst fears are confirmed.

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>>30619730
>DT with predator instincts and biteplay
Ponies are nice and all but this
holy shit

>>30619730
thats terrible

>>30619730
Female hoers shouldn't have canine tee- oh wait..!

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>>30603753
This totally made up for the cuckery earlier

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>>30603876
>there is a reality in which each of us is getting cucked by our waifus

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>>30619730
Moar please.

>>30619910
A lot of our mares and geldings do, incidentally.

>>30619730
>tfw you'll never be DT's real dad

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>>30619730
Tell us more anon.

>>30614913
She loves money and status.

>>30601000
Me 3

>>30614913
>>30621960
>Spoiled married Filthy for the stability since her otherworldly human lover couldn't pass-up adventure in a magic land like Equestria.
>She never stopped seeing the human, though. But neither does she tell him of Filthy.
>She always sneaks away for a passionate romp when he blows through town.
>DT was conceived and born, and always has an exceptionally extravagant gift from a faraway land on her birthday and hearths warming from "DAD" each year.
>Filthy thinks it's just his wife mislabeling the best gift to make him look good.
>Finally, the human hits it big on his travels and is rich enough to live lavishly forever.
>The day that Spoiled gets an excited letter saying that her human is coming to town to settle down with her is not a happy one.

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>>30622021
DT is really lucky to have two great dads.

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bumping for dat delicious predplay oneshots

>>30621430
Interesting, but barely relevant since it's well-established that little ponies don't have equine dentition.

>>30623259
Hunter or Hunted?
If someone /hypothetically/ wanted to write predplay, it'd be human predator vs pony prey correct? I can totally see Lyra being the predator in some conditions.

>>30623413
Anon being the hunter is good

A mare in heat forcing herself on Anon and his hmd? Even better

>ywn be rarity's pet

Luna is MY girlfriend.
I want to cum inside her.

>>30622021
>Anon comes back
>Finds out about Filthy
>YouMcFuckedUp.parchment
>Gets into a huge fight with Spoiled
>Storms off to blow off some steam
>Ends up in the same bar as Filthy
>Filthy tries to take his anger out on Anon
>Anon dodges the small horse attacks, he's got no reason to be mad at Filthy
>Filthy tires himself out
>Anon pays for his drinks as a sort of peace offering
>Filthy tries drinking out the entire bar
>Anon does him one better
>Both get to a drunken point where they're actually sensible and blame Spoiled for it all
>The next day they wake up in Las Pegasus, Filthy passed out in the bathroom with a griffon and Anon passed out on a broken table with a changeling
>Shenanigans ensue as they both have to get back to DT's party while avoiding their "new business partners" Flim and Flam, and a very angry Daring Do

>>30623413
Horses are prey animals, so it's natural for them to want to be pinned down and torn into by a predator.

>>30624585
The hit new sitcom, we'll call it "Nonny Rich". Like Richie Rich, except not at all like Richie Rich. Maybe a bit like Richie Rich.

>>30624873
That kinda hot.

>>30622094
Best end.

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>upon birth, human males are immediately property of state owned sex schools
>the majority human females are sent to Saddle Arabia, while the rest are used for breeding
>public schools for humans exclusively teach boys how to pleasure mares
>to graduate, students must achieve 10 orgasms consecutively from 5 different mares without stopping to rest
>anon is basically a high school dropout
>he was physically unfit and could barely manage one orgasm
>not even eligible for transfer to Saddle Arabia as a breeder
>mane 6 pities him
>his only human friend is chad, a man famous for achieving a world record of 96 recorded orgasms during his exam
>he only stopped when they ran out of mares
>that was 30 years ago
>a middle-aged chad now takes on the role of anon's personal trainer
>a last hurrah before facing termination at the age of 50

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>>30627718
>chad

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>>30627718
>>>/h/

>>30627718
wot

>>30627201
Green when?

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>>30625764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGl4VdHVG_8
>tfw no succulent zebra butt to ravage

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DID SOMEBODY SAY PREDATORS AND PREY?

>>30629639
Gold thread but it's dead.

>>30627718
>termination at the age of 50
something, something, virgin retirement, chad careerpocalypse

>>30624585
>"It's not gay if it's another species," Anon thought to humself as he loosened Filthy's tie

>>30627743
>that pic
I lold hard.

>>30623533
>being a pet
>to a farm animal
gross

>>30623415
>A mare in heat forcing herself on Anon and his hmd?
That's not really predplay unless she's roleplaying as a lion or something
now that you mention it, FS trying to be a predplay top but being awful at it and offending her actual predator animal friends could be funny

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>>30634416
>Her predator animals teaching her how to act like them.
>The prey animals being the judge.

>>30634490
Dat filename made me lol

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>>30634490

>that file name

>>30599267
>My little human
Why do people keep saying this?
Humans aren't exactly little especially compared to ponies

>>30599476
My cum definitely has an odor. It really doesn't smell like anything else that I can identify, so I just know my cum to smell like cum.

Curiously, though, there is a certain flowering plant that, after a rainfall, smells JUST like my cum. I never learned the name of this plant, but it blossoms in New England at least...

>>30635516
>tfw live in New England
>tfw have a flower garden
>tfw odds are that after rain the garden smells like some random Anon's jizz
I don't know what to think of this.

>>30608687
>t. butthurt slut

>>30635494
How about My Big Guys?

>>30634416
>That post
Welcome to Flutterrape friend.

>>30629466
Is this shit real?
Fucking hell I feel awful. I Feel like Zecora would break down into a PTSD episode if you so much as touched her if this shit is true.
God damnit man, I kinda want to buy a zebra now just so one can be saved.

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>>30636016
Yes, animals eat other animals.
Nature is just nature -- not beautiful, not ugly.

>>30635909
Are you a big guy?

>>30636016
>the onion
>real

It is... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Bwvp4DZO0Y

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Filly's hit puberty faster than colt's and there's nothing we can do to stop that.

>>30638380
>battles
yeah, she put up quite the fight.

>>30638587
DANKFLANK THE MADMAN

>>30638587
That redheaded child has no business being that adorable.

>>30635494
How about
My Heroic Human: Friendship Forged Through Battle?

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How can stallions ever compete?

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>>30640256
Always gives me a giggle.

>>30640256
kek

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>>30599653
*Germany

>>30638587
that little muffin bottom redhead is gonna be thic when shes older... god dam

>>30640256
Green please.

>>30640256
Zebras have more voluminous ejaculations than humans, but also have even tinier horsedicks than regular ponies.

>>30643131
I think the biggest difference is that zebra dicks are thinner, not even necessarily shorter. They're closer to donkeys anyway, though, so you can't really compare the two. It's like lemons and limes.

I like the headcanon that zebras are generally just slightly smaller than ponies. Cute little(r) striped horses where the mares have more muzzle and the stallions have obscenely big loads.

>>30639277
Is that a jojo reference?

Still need writerfag here.

>>30614310
are there any more of these?

>>30645356
I hope so; it would be sickening if someone out-of-the-blue picked Limestone of all ponies to make a smell fetish infographic of, for reasons already mentioned (>>30614932).

>Scent plays a large part of pony culture.
>You know this, but have some trouble telling scents apart since all ponies seem to have the same pleasant 'feminine' smell that you can't place.
>By now, you're already in a relationship because an opportunistic mare asked you out.
>One day, your mare has an odd request.
>She wants you to cum in her chest tuft.
>So like any good bf, you do it.
>The thing about pony tufts is that they hold scents remarkably well.
>So even after the cum is washed out, the smell is going to stay for several days.
>You have no idea that she's going to strut through town the next day with a cloud of your testosterone filled stank as a badge that screams "Look at me my mate is both virile and daring."
>Most of the ponies she passes are left hot under the collar after catching a whiff.

>>30647656
>Wear clothes all the time
>Your scent is masked by it constantly as momma didnt raise no dirty boi.
>Help out with some random task in the sun for a couple hours.
>On your way home for a shower you've blissfully unaware of the mare populations suddenly acquired clothes fetish.
>"No WONDER he wears those all the time, they'd never get anything done otherwise!"
>"Oh my gosh he's like a big sexy present just casually walking around."
>"Girls, we should be rational about this, he's still anon at the end of the day and we shouldnt treat him as an object."
>The next day anon asks Twilight whether equestria has any problems with gnomes, as all his undergarments appear to have gone missing.

This is why the world doesn't take bronies seriously

>>30647764
>Equestria doesn't have gnomes, but they do have a subspecies of wingless Breezie that may or may not grow relatively large beards
>They steal ponies' (and people's) clothes not to make profit, but because to them they're giant drapes of scented cloth

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>>30647764
>>"Oh my gosh he's like a big sexy present just casually walking around."
that gave me a giggle

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Daily reminder human colts are meant to serve mares

>>30619730
...You guys are the worst..!

>>30647656
>cum in her chest tuft.
Damm anon, did you just watch youtube about "Petting Horse"

>>30648639
Does that trick work on mares as well?

>>30648022
not to mention humans sweat salt

bitches love salt

>>30648684
Yes... i guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OD8cT_4MydI

wew, haven't been here in a while. Is anyone interested in a continuation of the story I wrote a while ago?

>>30650213
what would that be

>>30650244
https://pastebin.com/dFUrZD4k

>>30650261
was

was that two posts

>>30650213
Dont be that faggot, the answer to that question is always yes.

>>30650261
Has potential. I would like to see more please

>>30650213
i am interested in more

>>30650271
what do you mean?
>>30650272
>>30650278
>>30650287
will get started on it, stay tuned my dudes.

is NTR guy still around?

>>30650290
I'm late....I also want to see more.

>Anon stood on the castle's steps just outside the doors, which overlooked the valley Ponyville was nestled into.
>The town was small, tiny even, compared to the metropolis that was Canterlot
>The tallest building here looked to be a grain mill, it's tall spire and gently turning wind blades standing above the rest of the modest, thatch-roofed homes
>Anon rested his hands on his hips, taking in a breath
>Where Canterlot was rich and prosperous, towers spiraling into the air and even the paved walkways shining with a luster that spoke of the town's wealth
>Ponyville was the opposite. It's dirt roads, barely long enough in one direction to compare to even one of Canterlot's busy streets, and it's buildings hardly even a comparison, the two were as different as night and day
>Yet, Anon noticed, there was a certain small-town charm to Ponyville that was lost in the snootiness of Canterlot's citizens.
>Anon started the short trek into town, content with his view of the place
>Standing around wouldn't help him "relax" as Celestia had commanded
>The ponies from earlier, and Anon noticed, they were from earlier, shied away from him
>His jaw set, brows furrowed, back straight, and chin high left little opportunity for ponies to approach him, he assumed
>Though they looked friendly enough, despite the stares
>Anon kept his walk within town limits, and far, far away from the Everfree Forest.
>Dark and spooky was not his preferred way to spend an evening
>Anon's walk took him around Ponyville, through each of the streets and even the circumference of the town itself
>He familiarized himself with everything in the town, for if he was to guard, he would need to know his environment
>Anon glanced up at the sky
>An hour or so until dusk
>His quick retreat back to the castle was stopped by his stomach grumbling at him
>Anon looked around, before a bakery caught his eye