/lit/izens, I need your help. What are the single most misogynistic books in history? I need 'em in order to enhance my bitter virgin lifestyle.
Hard-mode: No "my diary desu"
What if i am completely indifferent?
my diary desuest
>>9290824
Men Are Better Than Women by Dick Masterson.
these are the top 10 best books of the 20th century as voted by the American public in 1999
I tend to shit on your list, you know?
>>9290823
>American public
I can't even be mad.
Seems like a sample size of 10 people.
Tbh nothing of value was produced in the 20th century so it doesn't even matter.
am I just a pleb or is this book terrible?
>>9290673
Fitzgerald is a horrible author. not a single work of his is worth reading
>>9290678
I liked The Great Gatsby and some of his essays...
>>9290673
One of the most critically acclaimed failures in the history of the English language. Such boring prose and rigid dialogue. I tried This Side of Paradise last year, and I just made a third attempt at Tender is the Night. I can feel myself becoming a lesser writer as I'm reading Fitzgerald's garbage.
Is there more to life than being a bookish recluse?
>>9290594
Using your knowledge of literature to get qts?
>>9290594
No.
>>9290594
Yeah, but the other stuff sucks.
I'm looking for a book that has a character who is just extremely callous. Not so much as causing a bunch of destruction and death and mayhem, like the batman joker or something, but someone who just takes sadistic pleasure in making life hard for people whenever he can; taking pleasure in making people miserable. I'm imagining such a book being in the first person.
Capitalism
>>9290491
Read Erostratus by Sartre.
It's a short story about a sociopath who wants to see the world burn.
Harry Potter and the Magic Wizard
Post books where the quality of the cover matches the quality of the content. I'll start.
I recommend you to put your dick in a blender.
>>9290664
Pechorin: "I smiled as the frog-faggot made his slanderous, vile, overtures towards the quality of work where my story is so well related. As he smugly submitted his post I entered his room. 'Sir', said I, 'your base villainy and low quality shitpost does grave dishonor to me. I challenge you henceforth to a duel.' As the fat shit stood up I immediately struck him with the tip of my riding boot into his groin, and as he sunk to his knees, shot him behind the ear. As his mother rushed down the stairs and stood in horror, I paused, turned to her, and remarked that the previous evening was most unsatisfying, but assured her that it was indeed a Circassian bandit who had slain her worthless progeny. She wept, and I passed her at a clip. A smile slipped to my mouth as I considered the waste of life I had ended. If only the mother had realized that her burden was over!
Does the Underground Man perfectly represent the life of /lit/?
>shut-in
>petty and bitter
>hates women
>nerd who no one liked in school
>megalomaniac
>inferiority complex
>preening, vain
>mercurial
>physically slight
>>9290414
I'm none of those things though.
Sounds like me desu but I don't do the woman hating
any good books on coping with failure?
My diary desu.
>>9290345
Beckett
To survive by Michel houllebecq whatever it's spelled
I hate how pseudo intellectualism is so rampant that you can't even point out that the praise of huge amounts of reading as a virtue is stupid because reading is a passive habit and doesn't require huge amounts of thought and there is other stuff someone could be doing. It's not 100 AD anymore. Reading doesn't constitute 100 % of intellectual activity. Marketing, advertising, and lots of other stuff does nothing but praise consumerwhoredom but you aren't allowed to point this out
Nobody even wants to "engage" with philosophy or literature. They just read and name-drop as a pseudo intellectual social signalling mechanism or to appeal to authority. As soon as you disagree with a famous philosopher in any way you get mountains of people telling you that their "literary interpretation" of the philosopher is the real truth or they just ignore you.
Of course I'll be insulted and ignored itt.
this
reading and regurgitating other people's opinions is not "intelligent"
true wisdom is observing and understanding the world around you and drawing you own philosophy from the truths you observe.
>inb4 flat earther
that's not what i mean.
>>9290293
Lol, marketing and advertising. You idiots better stop reading and start selling people shit or you'll never be as smart as me.
Can we all agree that literally no one can top Hector, okay?
Thanks for stopping by and remember that shit-chilles is NOT a hero. Also, Odysseus was a pansy.
Yeah alright I can live with that
>>9290535
>not Cleomedes of Astypalaea
Little shits had it coming to them.
>>9290535
Hector ran away from Achilles. Pic related is the perfect hero, better than anyone in the Iliad.
Why did the chicken decide to cross the street, /lit/?
>>9290318
I don't know.
>>9290318
Because being still gets boring after a while, there are other perspectives worth apreciating. Maybe there is some corn there too. Pretty much a win win situation. He can always search for others streets to crose if that one didn't wasn't really interesting, and he gets hit by a car while crossing, well, there isn't much he could do anyways, and is just a chicken so who cares.
>>9290344
Sorry, why does his being a chicken mean he shouldn't care?
>you're in DFW's class
>he hands out graded papers
>D-
>he notes: Your paper was disturbingly ironic and insincere. Meet me after class.
What do?
>>9290261
>give him a copy of Infinite Jest
>write with a marker "D-, most of notes are factually wrong, especially the STEM ones!" on it
>>9290261
Meet him after class.
>>9290261
use the paper to roll up some mary jane and play tennis
If people like Faulkner and Joyce wrote today, would they be disregarded for "convoluted prose" and "intellectual masturbation"?
>>9290232
there can't be people like faulkner and joyce anymore
>>9290279
his hands are creepy and gross
They wouldn't even get published.
Heck, Joyce only really got published in his own time because of his connections.
Why do you guys read meme books by Pynchon and Wallace instead of real literature like this guy does?
https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/84023-j-g-keely
isn't this 99% of lit? every second shitpost is this tryhard
>>9290224
What exactly is wrong with this guy? He has his own taste, and offers decent arguments for his views.
Better than /lit/ which is basically 'i have to like this work because muh canon'
>>9290265
I believe I already said, try hard. geez anon
Daily reminder that the only love worth reading and writing about is the one of a man and a man that looks and dress like a girl.
>>9290119
Give me some examples. I am interested.
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