>Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must stay silent.
So is he basically saying that if you have a speech impairment or something then you shouldn't talk at all?
You should take his advice.
>>9294231
fpbp /thread
I don't know if this is a weak bait or not
Who are the best writers that have an "angry" tone to them? Someone like the "Beethoven" of writers, if you know what I mean.
>>9294163
terrible taste
Has anyone read it?
Yes it's shit
yeah it's ogre
>>9294056
The entire first page is just smashmouth lyrics
what the fuck
I. am. God
no i am
ur like a babby
...so just walk up to her and say Hi, I'm Will. Trust me buddy, you'll be drowning in puss.
Later: Hey girls, Will I am BRAAAAAAP
>reading novels for the plot
is there ANYTHING more plebeian than that?
truly, there's little else
>>9293968
For the prose
>>9293968
reading novels for virtue-signalling purposes
it's actually a good book, /lit/
anyone want to talk about it?
>>9293933
Couldn't even get past the author's name
>>9293933
With covers like that? idontbelieveyou.gif
>>9293933
>My literary accesory of choice
>Literary accesory
Beautiful.
Books that involve diseases, infections, plagues, infestations, pandemics etc?
I'll take anything, fiction/non-fiction.
I am halfway through the plague right now. Good stuff.
Not a book but check out lars von trier's film "Epidemic". Really underrated
>>9293915
Read the beginning of the Iliad, it features a plague. Then read the rest as well because it's pretty damn good.
>>9293915
Journal of the Plague Year
Some qt told me once that I'd enjoy Rushdie's work, especially what she called "Magic Realism". I couldn't be bothered reading him right then and there, so I decided to ask /lit/ their thoughts on this writer... Tell me, /lit/izens, do you like Rushdie?
>>9293899
I'm not really into magic realism myself, but I think Murakami does it better.
Its pretty genre fiction tier
>>9293899
I do. Midnight's Children is by common agreement his best, and I enjoyed Shalimar the Clown. Haven't got around to the Satanic Verses yet.
I think Gunther Grass does a similar kind of magic realism better, though. The Tin Drum is magnificent.
Also there's those wacky South Americans, obviously.
I like him. Midnight's Children, Satanic Verses, and The Moor's Last Sigh are excellent. Not too enthused about his latest stuff though.
I looked around at my classmates yesterday. Two were male, twelve were female.
Today I read that 80% of book purchases are by women, and 88% of avid readers are women.
>>9293760
Gender is a social construct.
Assume a feminine nom de plume, and profit
>>9293760
This explain alot(degrading quality of modern literature for example)
nuff said
Do you listen to audiobooks?
>>9293719
used to, but then realized I can even highlight any interesting part of book and I end up with nothing.
Also audible is fucking DRM hell.
No, I hate hearing the human voice.
>>9293742
Interesting. What is it about other human voices you dislike compared to your own?
Two monks were watching a flag in the wind
One monk claimed that it was the flag which moved
The other insisted that it was actually the wind which indeed moved
The Master, upon hearing this quarrel, proclaimed that both were incorrect
it is the mind which moves
>>9293538
Hui Neng based as fuck.
>>9293547
Yeah because he was black
>>9293559It is your mind that is black
post a picture and another anons will recommend you a book based on that picture.
i'll start.
The Fellowship Of The Ring
>>9293394
The dead Father
Old critique thread is dead.
Here lies the first paragraph of my first novel.
As I sauntered along fractured sidewalks, the faint note of the cathedral’s bells suffused
through my ears; the beautiful ding-dong being sent off from the bells heard only by myself. The
plebeians surrounding me unaware of the dazzling sound due to their innate egocentrism. Too
often are they absorbed by their own trivialities, therefore they fail to notice the events occurring
outside their purportless world. Looking around myself, I found the passers-by looking
downwards at their cell phones, staring directly into the scorching flames of hell. I continued
walking on, attempting to ignore the polluting sickness surrounding me. The looming
skyscrapers above me instilled an odd sense of dread; their imposing silhouete imposing a certain
minuteness in my stature
After some self-deliberation he’d decided to rest. He could barely stand the thought of stopping, and knew full well he’d hardly sleep, but night was encroaching on the mountain side, and he couldn’t risk losing his horse or injuring himself. His goal was far too important to let himself behave so carelessly. He couldn’t make a fire, and so he just huddled up beside his horse against the mountainside, covered in all the clothing and blankets he’d had with him.
He emerged from his cocoon, and to his surprise, came face to face with the sun. The birds sang pristine and practiced notes that set his anxious heart to rest, and allowed him to contemplate his goal at least somewhat calmly for the first time in a long while. He knew he was close now. He knew that, if his friend were truthful, he was finally headed toward closure, and that he could finally live again, free of his obsession.
>>9293382
The prose seemed quite fragmented. If a stylistic choice, than good on you. But if it is not intentional i'd add some more filler.
7/10
Also, please critique a previous post if you post.
>>9293336
>the faint note of the cathedral’s bells suffused
through my ears; the beautiful ding-dong being sent off from the bells heard only by myself
Don't say "suffused through," the word "suffuse" itself has the connotation of something being borne "throughout" something else. Also, the semicolon is grammatically incorrect. A semicolon separates independent clauses; the phrase "the beautiful ding-dong being sent off from the bells heard only by myself" is dependent because the main subject is "the beautiful ding-dong," so the thought does not complete.
>The plebeians surrounding me unaware of the dazzling sound
"Faint" and "dazzling" are rather antonymic.
>Too often are they absorbed by their own trivialities, therefore they fail to notice the events occurring outside their purportless world
If they are absorbed in "trivialities," their world is by definition without "purport," i.e. they lay emphasis on the trivial. Further, the meaning of this sentence is expressed in the proceeding "Looking around myself..." Cut this.
>The looming skyscrapers above me instilled an odd sense of dread; their imposing silhouete imposing a certain minuteness in my stature
You call the dread "odd," then go on to describe exactly what causes it. Get rid of the "odd."
>tfw you will never write anything good enough to have songs written about it
>write something
>make a 2 hours drone song using feedback, ctrl+c, ctrl+v and audacity
>???
>profit
>>9293327
HEATHCLIIIFF
IT'S ME IT'S KA-THY I'VE COME HOME NOW
IT'S SO CO-HO-HO-HOLD LET ME INTO YOUR WINDOW
ive written many songs about you op
I want to leave humanity behind and become something entirely new. What books can help me ascend past humanity? (No /fit/ memes please)
Any John Green book
>>9293224
The Bible
>>9293224
You cannot transcend humanity you dunce. You can, however, attempt to descend towards a more primal state, though the very nature of language will stop you from fully becoming animal-like.