>This confuses and enrages the American
>2017
>not microwaving water
>be american
>microwave breaks down
>apply for a kettle license
>get shot
Kettles just don't work aswell at 110V since you are stressing out breakers trying to reach high power rates like >3kW
Why don't americans celebrate Queen's birthday?
We don't either weirdly, yet Aussies and Kiwis do.
>>74933957
Well we're a commonwealth state and we want nuffin to do with tha queen
Why should we give a shit about some old bitch who doesnt do shit and doesnt have anything to do with our country? I hope the UK catches up with the rest of the advanced world and abandons monarchy after that hag kicks the bucket.
Our sea edition.
>>74933844
the sea oh the sea oh the ghrá gheal mó chroí
long may it stay between england and me
it's a sure guarantee that some hour we'll be free
thank god we're surrounded by water
First for anime!
Third for Catholic Schools.
None of that Educate Together nonsense.
why don't chicanos live in mexico? they seem to be proud of their culture and most of them speak spanish. really gets the noggin joggin
>>74933138
I'm here for the women. Don't worry, I'll leave once I get my degree. You can take my job once I'm gone.
..You WILL take the job you're bitching about losing, right..?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmHFFa5GI3Q
>>74933138
Our land gringo
>>74933138
lol
This is what mexican posters look like
DO NOT befriend them
>>74932627
>mexicans look like hot brown 2D girls
i fucking wish
the average mexican girl
>>74932838
CHI CHI
Can you legally shoot trespassers on your property in your cunt?
I got arrested the other day for pulling a gun on a couple of bogan fuckers who thought they could fish on my property, now I have no gun and have to go to court
>>74932347
I frequently invite people in my neighbourhood over for tea with the intention of just shooting them
>can you legally
Nope
>shoot
Nope
>trespassers on your property in your cunt
Nope
Actually, I should let him fuck my wife and daughters (in a timeline where I'm not a virgin loser), especially if he's a muslim or a nigger
It's taken on a case by case basis which is fine because it's incredibly rare since only farmers have gun.
Basically the law states you have to use "reasonable force" so it will be investigated but there's little precedent of anyone being convicted for shooting an intruder in a confrontation.
Just make sure you shoot them in the front.
Mama always said, America is like a box of chocolates... full of fat brown things
good thread
>>74932200
Ironic because Americans don't have chocolate, they have soured milk mixed with 1% cocoa solids bars.
>>74932200
mama always said, america is like russian roulette... one out of six people will shoot you
how do you cope? knowing you'll never have a qt Tartar gf?
I'll just get a syrian refugee qt instead hehehe
gats...
>>74930990
God I hate that muslim finger gesture so much. It makes people look so arrogant.
1. your country
2. do you love Poland?
1. Argentina
2. yes, very much
Pola~
>>74931259
pola pola~~~<3
>>74931483
<3
Balkan Union needs to happen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-JDZB-rHFU
old>>74926102
FUCK
SERVIA
M8IES
>Balkan Union needs to happen.
Fuck no.
I just got done reading that /pol/ thread. good job boys
oink oink
>>74930453
bruder bitte
etwas hafer
>>74930453
HARAM
ZICKE ZACKE ZICKE ZACKE
Bon Christ, dont Brits get claustrophobia and cabin fever? I mean, their entire country is a tiny little island. Id go nuts, lemme tell you.
>>74930327
Not even mentioning that the UK has twice the population of Canada, despite being so tiny
>518,769 Pakistani people living in America
>1,174,983 Pakistani people living in UK
>There are pretty much twice as many Pakis living in that tiny island than in the entire United States
>>74930327
UK can fit in the great lakes hahaha
>ugly shitskin inferior italians are not whit-
Oh...
>>74929954
inb4 butthurt Scandicucks claim he is not white
whites are submissive cucks with recessive genes
olive men are superior
Edycja Rudego Gaya
>>74928691
przepraszam bardzo ale czy ten pan aby napewno jest rudy
>>74929022
CHUJ
>>74929294
>KIEDY BAN
>NO SZATNIARZ
>MOGE NADAL JESZCZE POSTOWAC
>BEDZIE BAN CZY NIE?
>be american
>have arse like two planets colliding
>Americans put their arses in the fridge
>be american
>clap arse when the plane lands
>>74928434
>Be American
>get shot while putting arse in the fridge