>be american >have arse like two planets colliding

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>Americans put their arses in the fridge

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>be american
>clap arse when the plane lands

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>>74928434
>Be American
>get shot while putting arse in the fridge

Don't bully!

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>Be American
>Fall on arse
>Go to the hospital
>Get shot

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>be american
>have arse for president

ass*

>>74929744
Based Frenchman. Arse sounds retarded

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>>74928434
sounds kinda hot

>>74929819
extra THICC

>>74929744
KEK

>>74929744
Americans put donkeys in the fridge now? Those Mexicans and their carne de burro are like locusts.

>>74928434
THICC

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>be arseican
>get shot

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>Americans microwave their guns before shooting up a Walmart

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>Be American
>Have explosive sharts
>Go to jail for not having a firearms license
>Shart in jail cell

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>be american
>smuggle kinder eggs in arse

obsessed

>>74929744
Fuck off American

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>>74930048
>be aremerican
>watch OBESED.com

>>74929744
This

>>74930059
West Brit

>>74929964
this one is good

>>74929972
>firearms license
Better luck next time

>>74930446
Have some fun, bin that gun.

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>>74930446
>He can't apply for (1) handgun unit without sharting on the license form

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>be american
>deep fry arse

>>74930059
this

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>be 'murican
>still can't figure out what all this 'high gene' fuss is about

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>be american
>get a hearth attack
>go to hospital
>see bill
>get another