>This confuses and enrages the American

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>2017
>not microwaving water

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>be american
>microwave breaks down
>apply for a kettle license
>get shot

Kettles just don't work aswell at 110V since you are stressing out breakers trying to reach high power rates like >3kW

>>74934206
How do they make tea or coffee?

>>74935374
Drip coffee machines heat the water, we don't make tea due to Br*ts

>>74934206
I have one of those. How else would I pour gravy on to my mashed potatoes every night for dinner?

>>74935474
>be american
>create boston tea party
>fight against tea act of 1773 because muh free tea trade
>But nowdays who drinks tea anon? Only brits. Literally made a rebellion for it
>Also "In the United States, about 85% of the tea consumed is served cold, or iced" kek'd you drink iced so that you can swallow your burgers more easily?

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>>74935989
How would drinking iced tea make burgers go down easier?

>>74935989
Aint even much about the tea dawg, dem redcoat niggas coulda taxed anything and not given us representation, but we showed them bitch ass niggas with style

>>74936100
It makes it's softer and wet, full of sugar and you burgers love sugar so it's like a cola substitute. Now Imagine eating your daily burger with a regular hot tea pyramide without sugar.

>>74936203
But I don't eat a burger everyday, if I did I might become fat! Also who puts a drink in their mouth while chewing?

>>74936188
I can't tell if this guy is memeing or just don't know how to write in English

>>74936203
Why does Yurop think we're all fat pigs, the meme isn't even true at all

>>74936288
we aint in english class squarehead

>>74936298
Because its very funny watch: americans are stupid AND fat. do you get the joke? it is because americans are stupid and fat haha

>>74936298
Not being mean, but the statistics tend to support the meme. And I say this as a country that is pretty much a few notches away from being as fat.

>>74936311
aren't*
Still, stop writing like a mongol.

>>74936329
You ain't impressin anyone shitskin

>>74936324
Haha I get it

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>>74936435
>americans wonder why youros make fun of them

>>74936327
Other countries are fatter than us, yet we get bullied for it since we're the only known country that has a medium amount of obese "people".

>>74936494
finna seething, get worked boy

>>74936553
Yeah but those other countries are either Niue microstates or full of Arabs.

would rather boil water in a frying pan than use that shit

>>74934206
>britfags are too stupid to microwave water
holy shit lmao enjoy taking 10x longer to heat up

>>74936553
But american are indeed, the fattest.