Mama always said, America is like a box of chocolates... full

good thread

>>74932200
Ironic because Americans don't have chocolate, they have soured milk mixed with 1% cocoa solids bars.

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>>74932200
mama always said, america is like russian roulette... one out of six people will shoot you

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>>74932200
>>74932472
>>74932446
words hurt too, y'know

>>74933971
Wasn't really serious but sorry.

MAMA ALWAYS SAID
IF YOU'RE GOOD TONIGHT I'LL PUT BOURBON IN YOUR SIPPY CUP

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>>74932200
excellent post

>>74932200
Mama always say america is like a fast food restaurant.... full of fat people and niggers

>>74932200
mama always said, american are like marshmallow, big and fluffy from outside, void and emptiness from inside

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>>74935239

What your oma said?

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>>74932200
>>74935239
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>>74932472

>>74932200
>Brazil
>Not brown
Pick one.

>>74936951
but he said fat, nigger

Mama always said, Brazil is like a sopa de macaco... uma delícia