https://venturebeat.com/2017/05/16/hp-enterprise-unveils-single-memory-160-terabyte-computer-the-machine/
Our gay cyberpunk future is run by HP.
>>60445647
Neat.
in b4 can it run crysis, etc.
>>60445647
I'm fine as long as it tells a quiet man in a suit and a middle aged nerd when tyrone plans to bum me.
>t?fw f?e?ll fo?r th?e 1?6??0 tib r?a?m m?e?m?e
Expected more in terms of design.
Rumors also claim it'll cost around 650$... :^(
Fuck off norman
>no finger print sensor on the back
Discarded
>inb4 he fell for the ____ meme
Cpu cooler?
So many memes
And you fell for all of them
>>60445543
>he fell for the virgin meme
Ban Bitcoin now
Why? I'm making profit you nigger.
if i could i would scam coins and laundry money coins should be banned long ago. But instead now you can pay with them on steam...
We live in fucked up world.
>>60444951
Look at all the CPs, Ransonware, and other illegal things.
After Bitcoin, People are abusing their anonymity.
Money should be traceable. Money should not be anonymity.
Even Cirno use intel! What's your excuse?
>>60444597
literally who?
>>60444597
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>60444597
She's the only one that can keep the CPU cool enough.
/mkg/ - Ugly Edition
>Buyer's template:
http://pastebin.com/33S1gVkG
>Where to Buy:
http://pastebin.com/8Yku80VL
>FAQs:
http://pastebin.com/M5w7QtKp
>Use the buyer's template
http://pastebin.com/33S1gVkG (Why is this in here twice? lol)
>Keyset wiki
http://keypuller.com (Is this guy just sitting on his ass? Its been what 4 or 5 months?)
Previous thread: >>60418700
cueb.de delibering to australia?
>>60444421
australia is a keyboard dead area.
no one is delivering here
source: kangaroo
is lubing switches a meme? where can i find a guide to do this?
What do you use for music?
youtube-dl does me just fine
>>60444331
AIMP
>>60444331
spotify i guess
considering GPM maybe
done with local files I think. I could download any discography I ever wanted, but I can't be arsed into making playlists which is what I want. Local playlists kinda suck. The biggest problem for me has always been finding new good music to listen to. I always listen to the same few things or favorites. im an autist or something
So I'm mass reseting some phones, and I have an iPhone 5S and a Blackberry Bold password protected that no one knows. Anyway around it or they're only good for the trashcan?
>give it back Tyrone
My boss wants to repurpose the old company phones into temporary replacements for broken ones. Already have a couple Nokias and a Galaxy S4 good to go.
give it back DeQuan
>>60443964
>5S
Nope.
>Blackberry Bold
Probably. Google it.
>>60443964
Give it back Jamal
How do I learn to make memes in GIMP?
>>60443786
Memes are made in MS Paint
>>60443786
Trial and error
>>60443786
use inkscape, its much better imho
>>60423104 →
>This thread is about the appreciation of horology, as well as the micro-engineering and materials engineering that are required to make a fine watch, clock, or other timepiece.
>>Required Viewings For Newbies:
>https://youtu.be/_2J5phyd9J4
>>Strap Guide:
>http://pastebin.com/SwRysprE
>Previous thread:
>>60423104
Reposting my marry-kill-fuck penis trio.
2nd for quartz is superior
>>60443835
Too bad it's so hard to find good quartzes nowadays. Late 70s & early 80s were the golden era of high-end quartz.
Well, at least Dolce and GSQ are still around.
>he wraps his switch cases in blocksswitch(i) {
case 1: {
// do stuff
break;
}
case 2: {
// do stuff
break;
}
}
Shut up you greasy turd.
Unnecessary clutter.
>>60443620
That's some old crufty language's way to do it. Probably also only works on int or or char or some stupid thing like that.
Modern languages can do nicer things without extra blocks:val thing = "face"
val foo = thing match {
case "bar" | "baz" => "resulting string"
case "joji" => "another result"
case r"(\d+)$d" => d.toInt
case _ :: tail => "tail of default string: " + tail
}
>>60443552
>ipad
>>60443552
iPhone doesn't have this problem?
>>60443717
Checked my ipad, works
Sooooo ISP, I believe
what do you think about it?
I use it for work.
It's ok I guess.
>>60443501
I think you have to commit a suicide.
>>60443501
Hi, you are receiving this message because you are an administrator of a production org we have identified as utilizing a feature we plan on depricating in our next release. We aren't going to tell you which objects it's used in our even how many you have, so good luck digging through all 130 custom objects you have in this org. Fuck you.
how do i get motivated to actually do more pro/g/ramming instead of just mindlessly browsing /g/
i need answers as well, just want to ship some micro side projects.. help me out here g
>>60443145
You are under spiritual telepathic assault. You will notice that many people who can produce useful programs suffers from these attacks. You need to figure out some way to stop it.
How to tell that you are suffering from these assaults:
>You have good skills as a programmer but never seem to produce any quality products
>Any inclination you have to work on other projects is blocked
>You spend all your programming time on non-productive projects
I have been trying to stop the assault for some years now. Still working on a fix.
>>60443185
Other signs:
>Your will to work on programming projects is subverted
>You have strong inclinations to procrastinate
>Even if you fight against the inclinations to procrastinate, they will eventually win
If you want to know more about it you can study spiritualism. /x/ isn't that useful because of all of the LARPers. Jews are known to curse people to try to prevent them from making progress.
Previous thread >>60433053
>Not sure what private trackers are all about?
The mission of /ptg/ is to promote the highest possible standards of tracker service by providing members with opportunities for professional development, by recognizing technical competence through examinations and by advancing the interests of its members.
>Have a question?
FAQ http://pastebin.com/LQxkS1mU
WIKI https://wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Private_trackers
Use >>>/g/ptg as a link to find the /ptg/ thread.
Remember the following:
>Staff occasionally read these generals and have posted here before.
>This is a thread for educational purposes only. Don't offer or ask for invites.
>Staff may pretend to be normal users asking for invites and when you invite them, they ban you for inviting strangers.
>>60442851
>once per thread
Can I use proxy service (PIA) for tracker connections on AB, BBT or does that fuck with their unique user / ratio hack detections or something?