ask a newly 30 year old virgin male anything :D
>>742611515
happy birthday?
>>742611515
should i play GTAV or go to bed?
>>742611564
it's been pretty meh, you only turn 30 once
Hey there /b/. I can do a pretty convincing Rick and Morty impression. Give me some things to say and I'll record them for you
>>742621019
OP is a massive faggot.
"My show is exclusivey made for reddit neckbeards XDDDD"
>>742621019
I need you Morty to go on a website and post as anonymous it's important
I hate being alive.
Feels Thread.
Kill yourself already, faggot.
>>742617010
OK.
It's fucking pathetic that this is all the moitvation I needed.
>>742617111
Did you do it yet?
>>742621839
>>742621765
very nice
Not a Tumparino but how dumb are some of the fucks in this country when the guy says both sides were fuckups everyone freaks the fuck out? Whats the problem? Were both sides not fuckups? Because it really seems like they were. Not sure how they weren't. Seems like the left is just using this as an excuse to have kittens and regurgitate the same shit or accuse him of being "a Nazi". Or I suppose when translated out of lefttard, "a racist white supremacist".
Discuss.
>>742612318
I've been thinking the same thing. Pretty pathetic how the left preaches all this pretentious bullshit but can't accept any accountability.
>>742612318
Calling someone a "nazi" or a "snowflake" is just a lazy way to try and shut them down when you can't make a real argument.
I remember, ages ago, when disagreeing humans had conversations. Everyone has become retarded.
Ordering pizza, can make "special requests." What do?
pic related
have the delivery guy write his most fucked up joke inside the box
>>742613946
>>742614092
and draw dickbutt
have the delivery guy assassinate the current and next american president
Gf rate thread
>>742615830
Got nudes?
>>742615830
Yawn.
Name your empire and claim a colour and position on the map.
Remember to claim your rolls. Specify actions if you want (expand/attack: north/south/east/west).
Unclaimed gets causes random territory to be bombed. If unoccupied, the territory is rendered unclaimable.
>>742616037
Hitler territorie claim
hitler confirmed
>>742616383
Can you put the symbol
Regrettably, my girlfriend passed away in a train explosion several years ago.
I recently discovered a trove of old nudes, but I am unsure of whether it would be good to release them. On the one hand, I want to respect her memory, but on the other hand, releasing them would bring joy to many.
So I'm leaving the decision up to fate, and if someone gets 89, I'll go ahead and dump them.
Regrettably, it's this thread again
im done for that
>>742619145
Well that's fucking gay.
>the age of consent in your country is now 10
how do you react?
Nothing because im undesirable
Feel sad that they added a year to it.
>>742619342
i would move... wtf that's still to high
Drawthead
Show up with a nice shirt edition.
>>742617600
Hey! You picked my idea!
Thanks, Marc*!
>Nice shirt btw.
Requesting Rukia doing something cute/cool with any pokemon in the spreadsheet below
Pokemon: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Y6I0a_8jXF4isxPYXyMeRgWtqThR7fS5-v33GuFIkV8/edit?usp=sharing
Rukia refs: http://imgur.com/a/qItQA
>>742617675
Good idea and thank you!
Hopefully more people will show up with nice shirts.
Waifu something claim thing thread
Previous: I'm not pasting previous.
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (who gives a damn about your trips)
>Keep RP/ERP to a minimum. (You know who you are)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>No sexually explicit images (You know who you are)
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Stop reading these
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rem claimed.
wtf I'm sub now
Bullets get in my head
So thats a thing now
R34 thread
anyone have more of this girl?
What the fuck gives Walmart the right to check my bags as I'm leaving?
>>742610588
they are a corporation im sure they will be probing peoples butts soon too
All the possible niggas trying to steal from the store.
You are on private property until you leave the doors. With the merchandise they legally own until you leave the store as well.
State your job, age, and wage. I'll start.
>Camp counselor
>19
>10/hr
(pic unrelated)
>>742605018
>job searcher
>23
>0
I finished up my camp counseling season last week. Shame these positions are only seasonal. How was yours OP?
>Dr Pepper Distribution Engineer
>19
>$8/hr + free Dr Pepper
>Investment banker
>31
>$130,000/year