ask a newly 30 year old virgin male anything :D

>>742611515
happy birthday?

>>742611515

should i play GTAV or go to bed?

>>742611564
it's been pretty meh, you only turn 30 once

Is your wizard hat gifted to you or do you have to conjure it forth yourself?

>>742611625
if you have a job go to bed, if not play away!

What's the problem? You can hire a hooker if you feel that bad about yourself or go to a bar, buy some drinks for the bitches there and eventually you'll find one to fuck. Even ugly people fuck.

>>742611693
I had to buy it myself :( also I have never drank alcohol or done those kinds of drugs either

Maciej, is that You ?

>>742611738
if that's what I have to do I'd rather stay a virgin. I don't touch alcohol and I don't want diseases

>>742611826
no, sorry :(

>>742611515
Im 31 ans a virgin. Do you still feel like you are 25? I feel young as hell.

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What is your favorite superpower than you gained from achieving wizard status?

>>742612038
I always feel really old.. but the world changes so fast it's hard to not feel that way

>>742612038
I wish I was 25

>>742612187
Oh. I guess it isnt a virgin thing.

>>742612353
I do too, but I am still in goid shape, have energy, and can easily get toned at the gym like when I was in college. I guess my wizard power is extended youth.

>>742612061
the fact that I honestly have stopped caring about ever having a family or having a relationship, because I know it'll never happen now so I can't worry about it anymore, it's a lot of stress off my back.

>>742611515
I'm taking my wife to a swinger club tonight, what should I wear?

>>742611895
Ok, but shut up about being a virgin. Nobody cares, since it's not a real problem.

>>742612498
mine is enhanced cynicism with apathy

>>742612548
no idea, I don't go to clubs...

>>742612571
there are no real problems

If it makes you feel any better, I've been laid plenty of times and I'm still unhappy. If you can be happy as a virgin, then I really envy you. I just wanna be happy, man.

>>742612571
It doesn't bother me all that much really, I hardly even think about it, but when everyone everywhere is constantly talking about who they slept with or who they're dating, it gets pretty hard to talk to anyone.

>>742613060
sorry, but I've never been happy, and I doubt I ever will.

op here; I've never been on a date either

>>742611515
Iam near 23, no first kiss, no hug

>>742613179
I guess if there is anything to take from this at all, it's that losing your virginity or having sex isn't the answer to happiness. I sure thought it would make me happy when I was a virgin. But boy was I wrong. I still feel the same now as someone who's had sex than when I did as a virgin.

>>742613340
never any first kiss for me but I have been hugged many times

>>742613407
good to know

>>742613060
>>742613179
>>742613407
Sex is not the key to happiness. Love is the key to happiness. Love is an emotion achieved through emotional bonds. Sex is a pleasure achieved through physical contact. Why would you think the physical would make you happy without the emotional?

Its like trying to sate your hunger by smelling food. It will only make you feel more empty in the end.

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>>742611515
do you troll people on 4chan often? hehe

>>742614060
not really

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any mistakes you've done that i can take note of so i dont become like you?

>>742614033
That actually makes a lot of sense. You're right. I guess I'm just not the kinda guy who enjoys mindless sex. I guess I just want someone to care about me.

>>742614033
Well unfortunately, if you tell people you aren't interested in sex, they won't want to love you either

>>742614280
well I care about other people, I always try to help others and don't want to hurt them in any way. You really shouldn't if you want to have sex and be successful.

I've found that the people that have the most sex really don't care about anyone but themselves.

>>742614280
plus I hate myself, people who love themselves tend to get sex.

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>>742614677
I love myself

>>742614587
It's not that they dont care about others that gets them sex. It's because they focus on themselves, which leads to better traits like confidence, staying in shape, working hard and having a good paying job, having a stronger character.

There is a line between being a selfish asshole and being alpha. The problem is that a lot of men, and I mean A LOT of men can't tell the difference. So they end up being total cunts and they end up wondering why women dont stick around.

>>742614033
nobody wants an ugly, overweight (I weigh 220lbs and I'm 5'5), 30 year old guy who makes 50k a year.

>>742614883
220 lbs for someone who is 5'5 is a lot of fat, man. You should lose weight. Believe me, even if you don't get laid, at least you will feel so much better about yourself, and your confidence will skyrocket.

Trust me, women love a guy who loves himself. If you can't love yourself, then no one else will.

>>742614883
Love is blind. Personality is the most important thing and your self loathing attitude is more damaging to your chances than your looks.

>>742611515
you should just kill yourself

>>742615304
think about it every day, I can't do that to my family.

>>742615168
The problem is I really like to eat lol

>>742615168
also, even when I weighed 120lbs I was still ugly lol, I just never ate food.

>>742616132
maybe. never really thought about it too much

>>742616360
like to see moar?

Never thought about fucking some good pussy? How have you managed to do that without drinking

>>742616411
sure, is this you? I mean It's hard for me to base a decision on looks alone

>>742616592
What do you mean?

>>742616534
well I can't say never, and I have watched a lot of pornography in my life, but never really thought about myself having sex

>>742611515
How powerful was the most cunning sorcerer you ever faced, and what spell did you use to eventually defeat him?

>>742616723
well I'd like to see more :) but the decision to have sex with the person in the picture would for me be way more than just basing it on attractiveness.

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>>742616914
Ok

>>742616820
well In highschool I was stalked by this girl who tried to kiss me and I responded by pushing her back in disgust. I also got her suspended.

she was pretty powerful.

>>742616914
You didn't say what you would like to see

>>742617673
that I don't know

>>742617673
Show us your hopes and dreams. Show us your hobbies and interests. But most importantly show us your feet.

>>742617890
You want to ask me anything or do you want any speciel pic?

>>742611515
habby pirthday anon
or habby pelated birfday anon

>>742611515
what powers did you gain when you ascended to wizard?

>>742611769
damn you are a pussy,sorry but get your dick wet. buy some meth or adderall and that will give you the confidence you need to win in life. dont worry you cant OD on those drugs and the worst thing that can happen is you not being able to sleep that night.

>>742618071
not really anything specific... are you a virgin?

>>742618743
No

OP use some amphetamines and get the courage to talk to the grill its just talking asking for a phone number and then saying you like her a week or so later

>>742618273
apathy with enhanced cynicism, also the ability to never be wanted by anyone, the ability to just stop caring

OP post a picture with timestamp i want to see what we are working with

>>742618818
oh ok, why are you showing me pictures of yourself?

>>742618914
methamphetamines, or other amphetamines?

>>742619058
To see if you get excited and want moar pics,

>>742611708
>if you have a job go to bed
Kek, the guy turned 30 today and he's already old

>>742619091
any amphetamine should work, but adderall and vyvanse would be better as it doesnt last as long as meth (the length is the only difference from adderall and meth)

>>742618989
sorry don't feel like posting an image, just think of an overweight pasty white male with long hair, ear rings that's 5'5 and 220lbs

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>>742611515
You and me both, OP. Technical virgin here. I'd rather be a virgin than have a kid that I never intended. I know a guy who has 3 kids (including a set of twins) that were all unplanned. He married the girl and when he's around me very discreetly jokes about when she's going to file for divorce, take alimony, and take child support for the next 20 years.

I'm told all the time by the older women at work that I'm good looking and they assume I'm this ladies man out of the office and always float the possiblity of setting me up with their nieces. I have no idea why I'm still a virgin except that I'm no longer really interested in women. Anyway, it would be a lot worse is what I'm getting at.

>>742619238
adderall would actually help with the weight problem as well, it supresses appetite (you just dont feel a need to eat, not nausea) and you would be more likely to work out

>>742619198
well you can post some more if you want :)

>>742619236
lol, I'm not doing drugs I don't need for medical purposes.

>>742619349
No anon if you want to see me you need to be sprcific and really want to.

>>742619329
>I'm no longer really interested in women
Did /b/ turn you to traps, or something?

>>742619091
and dont worry about having unwanted sex that you are careless with (on the drug you are very maticulus anyways) and you wont be able to get erect vasoconstriction is a bitch. and see this is your problem you arent willing to take risks you dont want to touch drugs even though you will 100% not die (just never fuck with opiates and you will be good)

>>742611515
i'm 26 and still a virgin. i want to go see an escort but i'm nervous. advice?

>>742619529
it's because when you go for 30 years with never having a date, you stop really caring too much

>>742619529
Not really. Sure, I explored that fetish a few years back but found it distasteful in the end. I'm more focused on myself. I get to the gym 3 times a week and watch my diet. I've become a pretty goddamn good home chef. I'm focused on my career and putting money in my pocket. The last date I went on was last December.

>>742619495
how about eyes?

>>742619832
You get what you pay for. Don't be afraid to spend money. I'd recommend the bunny ranch near Vegas.

>>742619832
try not to get diseases

>>742619930
i live in canada so that would be a bit pricy but i don't mind paying more if i have to

>>742619928
the fuck

>>742620011
so i shouldn't anal bareback?

>>742619928
Now your just being silly. I think you are just playing around.

>>742620041
I'd definitely recommend saving up. Again, you get what you pay for and it's best to do your smelly business in a clean, comfortable, and legal environment. I'd recommend setting a goal. From what I've seen on television a few years ago you can get a great girl at the Bunny ranch for around $1200 American. You'll need 3-4 grand for the round trip to pull this off (plane ticket, rental car, gas, and hotel room for a couple of nights.

>>742611515
did you become a wizard. i must know

>>742620141
I'm not being silly :) I like how eyes look in a camera.. either that or just I don't know breasts maybe? whatever you want.

>>742611515
What's your IQ level? What's your race?

>>742620359
no idea about IQ, but I'm pasty white

>>742620251
It's weird, I have sorta gotten a lot wiser and given up on any idea of a relationship, which is pretty empowering.

>>742620110
no idea what that is.

>>742619629
I don't want drugs because it has destroyed many people I've known.

>>742621006
pounding pooper without ruber

Why don't you have the sex? It's how you say super fun.

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>>742619832
Get a girlfriend.

>>742622026
this do a the fun faggot

>>742622026
apathy

>>742622220
>easier said than done
i haven't done anything with a girl since i was about 18

>>742623697
Then go do something