Ordering pizza, can make "special requests." What

have the delivery guy write his most fucked up joke inside the box

>>742613946
>>742614092
and draw dickbutt

have the delivery guy assassinate the current and next american president

>>742613946
Just as Hillary and Donny said, 12 to 15 would be nice.

Ask delivery guy to use a secret knock so you know it's him and NOT TONY THE LOAN SHARK

Ask delivery to tell you about the Mormon faith

>>742613946
get pepperobi and have them arrange the peperoni so it looks like a pokeball

You're finest female employee

>>742613946
Doobs or trips make happen?

>>742613946
Ask for a blowjob from the delivery guy

Blonde pubes (female)

NEW RULES:

trips decides which of the suggestions or their own I do
if no trips I decide
if trips decides something I don't like, I may add other suggestions
if I don't think the pizza place will do it, I won't request it

>>742613946
draw mohammad on the box

yell them you want the pizza baked upside down

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>>742613946
Benis bicture :DDDDDDDDDDD

Order the pizza with extra crust.

>>742614680
>if trips decides something I don't like, I may add other suggestions
That isn't how this works faggot

>>742614680
one pizza will be hawaiin and one meat if that helps anyone

ask for pepperoni

A dollop of white sauce

Draw lennies with his cum

Extra pineapple

>>742614844
I still do what trips say, I just may add something else

>>742614872
have them arrange the pperoni like a pokeball!

Have em write Freedom on box

Draw a pineapple on box

Make Anchovies
Great Again

>>742614685
Reroll

HillDawg did nothing wrong

>>742614685
YES!

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like this you fucking fag!!

Ask for extra p in the pizza

>>742614207
go away reddit

Ask them to show you their spiciest and edgiest memes

hot & nude delivery girl or a nice big sausage pizza

>>742614685
rollan

Ask for sauce like a dipshit that can't goggle

mohammad
(with extra bacon)

>>742614680
Have them cut a hole in the middle of the box and pizza, so that when they open it, the delivery guy's dick is there for you to suck

|______________ ¶ ___
|religion of peace ||l “”|””\ __ , _
|___________________||||||]
(@)@)*********(@)(@)(@)

Extra pineapple or Mohammed on the box

Have em write /b

Post evidence when arrives

Lgbtqtpigf

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Ask for a creamy loaf - the "Sixx Special"

>>742613946
Escherichia coli. Oh, wait, it's already on the pizza.

Make a pokeball pizza with /b/ written

>>742614685
The only answer

Vikings is better

Trips aren't happening

Roll for Mohammed if winrar

You should order from Papa Juans instead

Have them draw a wall

draw mohammad on box
spell mohammad on the pizza with canadian bacon

giving this 20 more minutes before I decide, I'm getting hungry

>>742616559
/b/ is fucking dead, just order the pizza

DRAW MOHAMMAD

Lord Kek doesn't want this to happen

Roll allah Snackbar

>>742616750
REROLL

>>742616750
roll

>>742616750
Come on kek!

>>742616934
>>742616784
>>742616765
newfag

Draw Pink Floyd on box.

>>742615804
Roll

>>742617333
WE HAVE A WINNER

>>742614207
Memes

>>742617333
failget

>>742617333
so is it written with a marker or with the toppings?

>>742613946
Write allah in bacon

>>742617470
actual feces

>>742617470
Your choice i would prefer toppings :)

>>742613946
Draw Confederate flag on box.

did this and write allah with ham and a joke on the box, will be delivering

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>>742617943
woops

>>742618031
Do it OP for my trips :)

fuck me, they're saying 45-60 minutes, may have to make another thread when they deliver

>>742618031
>>742618104
Keep it like that

>>742617333
Weak get but at least it's doable

Don't fag out OP

>>742618119
Whats going to be name so if thread gets deleted I'll just search it.

Make a pizza thread

>>742614279
>Thread about fucking with the pizza guy? Sounds like a good time to cry about the election that happened about 9 months ago.

>>742614872
You're putting pineapple on pizza?

DISCUSTING

>>742618119
this thread is moving pretty slow, im sure we can keep it alive

>>742618202
pizza delivery will be title, just for you

>>742618694
Thanks bb :)

>>742618556
>2017
>white womenz blacked
>more than 2 genders
>meme president
>k-pop
>k-drama
>vegans

Pineapple on pizza

bumpppppppppppppp

OP still here?

>>742620036
still here, please keep the thread alive

Bamp

>>742620477
Will do.

>>742620589
HEY OP

>>742620721
Im not OP

>>742620589
!!!!

>>742620721
Im the guy who got trips trying to keep the thread alive to see if OP delivers

>>742620830
I will delivery once the pizza place does

>>742620922
allahu ackbar etc

So like what she'll wear and shit?

>>742620922
Proof that you placed order:)

I bought Anon a pizza earlier. I called eight places trying to get them to put the Pepperoni's in the shape of a swastika or a dick and they all refused.

pizza's are here, give time for pictures

>>742621239
Oh boy

>>742621239
Come on kek

Hol up he could just change the toppings into the shape of a /b/ and draw a flag on the box

>>742621423
the cheese would give away movement of the toppings

>>742618031
..lurking.

>>742621494
Very true

How long does it take to up a fucking pic. OP a korean?

>>742621696
No timestamp could be someome fucking with us.

Have pizza cut into spiral, arrange pepperoni accordingly.

Hey where's my pizza?! It's been over an hour already!

OP?

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I don't know if I've ever been more let down

>>742622266
WHERES MY B AT!

>>742622266
do we counter attack?

>>742622266
Clearly a negroid made your pizza.
And ejaculated onto it.

>>742622266
I'm more dissapointed at that pineapple

>>742622266
OP here, can I submit a personal army request?
My money says they didn't do it because I asked them to spell allah with ham

>>742622573
this guy gets it

someone find OPs address

>>742622622
Proof your op

>>742622411
Get phone number I'll call

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>>742622674

>>742622924GIVE US THE DETAILS THEN!

>>742622874
http://pizza-shuttle.com/
is website

>>742622924
should have saved your money and bought a phone that wasn't a Windows device

Pizza in Kansas? You got what you deserve midwest fag

>>742623005
>>742623004
>>742622674
>>742622874
number:
(1) seven 8 five 8 four 2 one 2 one 2

>>742623062
took it with my laptop

>>742623168
had to do it this way so it wouldn't block it for spam

>>742622924
seems like a pretty reasonable personal army request

OP here
Do I need to start a new thread with my army request?

start a great game of jumanji