Hey there /b/. I can do a pretty convincing Rick and Morty impression.

>>742621019
OP is a massive faggot.

"My show is exclusivey made for reddit neckbeards XDDDD"

>>742621019
I need you Morty to go on a website and post as anonymous it's important

>>742621019
"Vaccines cause autism, and that explaines a lot about you, Morty."

>>742621019
"On the internet, no one will know what a massive faggot you are."

>>742621019
Hey morty, bush did 9/11, it's important morty!

"R-rick why do these girls have penises?"

aww jeez rick, I don't feel too good about sucking this nigger's cock. w-what if I get hooked on it and I just spend the rest of my life on my knees chugging on black cock and swallowing millions of their unborn children?

brrp Shut up Morty; look I need you to g-get on your dumb bbrp knees and get sucking. The more of them we can get to fuck your tiny little mouth and cum down your bbrp throat the more we lower the proportion of interracial relationships. Get it Morty? Y-you're the only hope for the white race you little shit.

>>742621111
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1BnSJKHHovA

My rick is weaker than my morty. I'm gonna respond as fast as I can

>>742621113
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0eLl8EnrjCy

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zankoku na tenshi no you ni
shounen yo shinwa ni nare!

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>>742621387
OP confirmed a magnificent faggot

>>742621331

It's them jews, Morty. They spread the degeneracy everywere.

>>742621019
"Op is *belch* faggot"
"i-i-i don't think you can say that rick, i mean its not really an politically correct."
"shut up you little faggot"

I'm working on my latest invention. The solar powered flashlight, Morty. See, it's funny because you'd only need a flashlight in the dark but it needs light to work.

>>742621214
https://vocaroo.com/i/s11Yk6sOBrPN

Probably gonna hit some post time limits

>>742621233
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1xkj2qiEncu

>>742621307
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1v9m4qf2Npe

>>742621019

Morty: Rick...? Wha....what are you doing?

Rick: Shut up *belch* Morty. This is for *belch* your own good. Don't be so uptight.

Morty: But I'm a virgin!

>>742621497
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s11Yk6sOBrPN

pretty good

Y-you lemon stealing whore!

>>742621322
https://vocaroo.com/i/s13zILtqgAU3

Im piccl rick!

>>742621331
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0xMk2F3eODS

fucking normies get off of my stream reeeeeeee

>>742621436
>>742621497
>>742621019
WOOOW Thats amazing!
would you said "Clau Mares you are awesome!" is for a friend she is a big fan, thank you

killeveryoneinthisthread.jpg

>>742621356
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1OGGaviOLhi

Can't do the burp

I'm properly impressed OP

"What the fuck, Rick? You can't just go around using people like that. We are human beings supposed to be looking out for each other! Now get a fucking grip and stop posting dad's nudes of mom on that stupid imageboard. That's your daughter you fucking moron!"

>>742621019
>Rick and Morty

Fuck that show and fuck these stupid ass Rick and Morty threads.

>>742621465
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0effNbg70rA

>>742621113
>>742621925
Why?

>>742621019
So you're half decent at copying something, now try being original.

Two bombs wasnt enough

>>742621019
The DNC killed Seth Rich

in morty voice say "Dr. Greg shut your stupid danish ass up lanky boy"

>>742621473
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0EmjzwikGhf

Nice try Roiland, you fucking hack

>>742621482
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0DM7LuKN9lz

Ush, I can't handle your massive G11 kraut space penis

>>742622083
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0EmjzwikGhf
perfection!

kevin and david why do you like this show so much and why do you go to CP?

>>742621625
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Yfrz4vmEwh

>>742621883
Literally wrote down the thing I thought you'd be least likely to do. Well played, OP.

"Aww jeez Rick I can't stop thinking about how I'm g-gonna die one day and a hundred years from now none of this is gonna matter."

"That's the fucking thing Morty! That's what makes life so god damn beautiful! The very insignificance and finitude of every moment is what drives us to create and explore and defy the dumbass of a non-existent God that curse us with this laughably tiny lifespan. Every day is a middle finger to the universe."

>>742621677
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1jgyaCNA2oq

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

this is a shitty intro for permanently pregnant dont forget to subscribe

>>742621694
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1VHOk5ZyxRZ

>>742622323
Yes

>>742621812
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1yHYcAlthVL

Why does /b/ hate Rick and Morty?
Use actual arguments that don't involve "because Reddit likes it" or your mother will die in her sleep if you don't reply.

>>742622437
thank you

Morty: y..y..you know that Stefan guy? Rick: yep hes a real tripper Morty to the moon Morty, all the time.

>>742622452
reeeeeeeeeee

>>742622452
Won't risk it

>>742621867
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1PhWMo3veey

I guessed on the pronunciation and didn't know who you wanted to say it

"Communism is the only way forward for humanity, m-Morty, Ive seen whole worlds that run butter than the United States because they live in communes!"

>>742621964
thats pretty solid

>>742622242

Rick: When you make peaceful revolution impossible, you make violent revolution inevitable. JFK said that, Morty. And you know what? They gang-raped his corpse and the CIA masturbates to the tape every Christmas.

Morty: GET THE GUN!

>>742622521
This OP, do this one

>>742621873
https://vocaroo.com/i/s03YVt8y7WwV

Fuck you

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>>742622437
FUCKING KEK

>>742622505
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1PhWMo3veey
ohhh is her name we are from México, so yeah the pronunciation is weird but I truly appreciated, thanks a lot :)

>>742621901
https://vocaroo.com/i/s08v3pA4q2s4

I think my voice is getting hoarse from the Rick. I'll do what I can. Also I'm getting these captchas where I have to listen. gay shit.

I have an excellent ear for music and just sounds in general. I am not unconvinced we are in the presence of Justin Roiland.

>>742622028
https://vocaroo.com/i/s13ipMSChmdI

>>742621964
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0effNbg70rA
10/10 this one came out pretty good

>>742623010
Can you hear the sounds.....of all the fucks we don't give?

>>742622035
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1YuRYh5unUQ

>>742622082
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1lhvCsIMh72

>>742622113
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1YDY6lFHrGF

Morty! I've decided that Islam is the way!

>>742622185
https://vocaroo.com/i/s04a2dyc5rRi

>>742623258
Is that an Adolf Hitler quote?

>>742623320
No but if Rickfag wants to say the 14 words I'd love him for it

>>742622241
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1hCRJLpdiOL

>>742622250
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0nQuu4o872Q

>>742623428

"Shut up swordbro, nobody likes you"

>>742622417
>>742622323

OP PLEASE DELIVER ON THIS ONE

>>742623428
Hey morty you see everything is nothing you little piece of shit. I could kill you and go pick you up again with one click of my portal gun. Your not fucking special morty

>>742622323
>>742622417

Already did it
>>742621873

>>742623631
he already did you idiot

>>742621019

How's the computer going there?

I thought you told me it was a phoenix bird.

Dammit, I feel betrayed.

>>742622379
https://vocaroo.com/i/s08FB19ABo0x

"dan, whats the best way to dance with a chick in the club?"

"the trick is to go for the marshmallows instead of humans"

>>742623631
He already did.

>>742622745

>>742622476
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0AnGAo0iz3y

>>742623428
10/10 my dude

>>742623726
That was awesome.

>>742622521
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1f83bZvvIuL

To the OP, I love you.

I am loving your work!

>>742622562
https://vocaroo.com/i/s05e07ENMaLw

I don't know why but that was a tongue twister

>>742621113

You can just say neckbeards, will cover 4chan as well.

>>742624187

Beautiful.

Yo they are all pretty lit dude how you do it ? You into voice acting?

>>742623010
>>742623086
https://vocaroo.com/i/s191tjhu8nZC

do you guys like my rick impression? i think it's better than op's

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1fQORcmyo1K

I just got this brand new speeder, made it entirely out of legs.
Don't ask me how I got it to work, just know that I am amazing and better than you.

>>742623258
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1LbxT50N1JN

I had fun with it
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0T01zpPlYuF

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>>742624400

Autism isn't a disease, Morty. That's a myth.

T-then what is it Rick?

It's a weapon. A deadly weapon unleashed in the guise of a crippling disease that will destroy us all.

>>742622452
Mhm

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>>742624586

>>742623581
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0CksmicUq2z

>>742624698
much appreciated dude.

Also, for me:

Cameron, you're a fag, and Dominic, get off Reddit and excercise something besides your fingers playing *urp* Guitar Hero

>>742623646
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0NzQoyODd56

You are a huge faggot Eduardo, tiny Ricky!

>>742623709
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1qrw139YtGo

I literally have no idea what you want out of this

Hello to Marvin from Rick Sanchez!

>>742623743
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1K5aNm4iKO0

I did the best with the context I had

>>742624174
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0gyUq8gW8IR

Rick: You braindead lack of vision fucks need to understand t-that this is not about getting a University Degree. It's about the possibilities and the whole fucking universe to be conquered.
Morty: Ahh Y-you know... the man got a point.

Rick: Meet my good friend here, Hugh Janus.

Morty: His ass actually isn't that big Rick, why woul-

Rick: MORT! Morty he is very sensitive about his butt Morty, he could just get a name change but he makes it a point of pride to keep it.

Morty: Wh-why is it a big deal?

Rick: Because nobody loves you, just shut up Morty.

Pretty good impressions OP. You're good.

Can you do this one
'Morty, the show we are in is incredibly reddit and it has the most cancerous fan base in the history of the shows'
'But but Rick what should we do??'
You make up the rest maybe.

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>>742621019
"r-r-rick, is everything ok, you've been in the garage for a long time..."
"Morty, I've been doing some pretty important research down here and it looks like I'm going to need you to do something for me"
"aww jeez Rick, do I have to?"
"Yes Morty, it's of upmost importance morty. Everything we've ever done is nothing compared to this right here Morty."
"Ok rick, what is it this time?
"Morty, I need you... I..I need you to go round up all the jews you know and bring them to me. We have to stop the Jews morty."
"Rick have you been drinking again, you kinda always say messed up shit like this when you're blackout drunk."
"No morty, I'm dead serious. Turns out the Nazis were right, Hitler actually did do nothing wrong... look Morty, it's all here."
"H-Holy shit r-r-rick, I mean... even if that's true----"
"----Which ooooffff couuuurrse it is Morty... I'm a fucking Genius"
"well, fuck rick, are you sure we should do this?"
"Morty, I scientifically proved Hitler did nothing wrong. Don't question it, just do it."