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cute?

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Whose side are you on /b/?

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Hey there /b/, I posted here a few years back making a pretty embarrassing confession - I have a tuba fetish.

Since a young age I was always fascinated with the low brass instrument, the look of it, the sound. One of my biggest fantasies is to be swallowed deep into a tuba, imagining myself deep inside as a low melody played as if I was part of the music feeling that big brass horn buzz around me.

It makes no sense to me even after years of starting to embrace it more and I know how crazy it sounds but it's unfortunately very much real. I'll be posting an old comic I drew exploring some of the tuba fantasies I've had.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wZjqi47Ht8&t=16s

Plese like my minion song /b/

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One of these.

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Did you know there is a secret hand signal used by white supremacists to show solidarity with white power movement?

Show your solidarity with diversity by getting this trending on twitter. This is absolutely serious and not a backhanded attempt to make normies look like assholes.

#NOTok
#PowderHandPrivilege

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what is the worst i can do (within the law) if someone is (half assed) fucking with me, and i wanted to escalate it to another level?
preferably through the internet, but i am open to anything.

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What I am about to tell you is of the utmost importance. I come from the year 2059, what month and day specifically isn't important. I've come back to warn the people of 2010 of what's coming. As a temporal agent this is extremely risky for me to do, but I must expose the events of the future.

In my timeline the earth is in a state of collapse as a habitable planet. Climate change has caused an excess of greenhouse gas build up which heated the planet and melted the ice caps which in turn released even more greenhouse gasses (that includes methane). This runaway global catastrophe has wiped out nearly 10.2 of the 10.4 billion people worldwide.

Through extensive research we have concluded that the root cause of the problem stems from legislature brought forth by Donald J Trump and his team which sought to wipe out climate sciences and the study of it from existence. Yes, you heard me right, Donald J Trump, the Donald Trump (I believe he currently hosts the television program "The Apprentice" in this timeline). To everyone's surprise in 2015 he WILL run for president, and while nearly nobody expects it to happen, in 2016 he WINS the presidency. This CANNOT be allowed to happen. I come to you now in 2010 in order for all of you to prepare for the presidential elections in 2016 and NOT let this happen!

To prove I am real, I will tell you that in only a few hours, a magnitude 8.8 earthquake will hit chile and will be the fifth largest earthquake ever recorded. Please, I beg of you, prepare in the next few years and stop Donald Trump from ever becoming president.

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I'm honored and I'm also very happy for you. You're now secure in your masculinity and sexuality. I've freed you from society's idea of how two (or more )straight male friends are supposed to interact.

We are confident in our platonic interaction, we can hold hands and skip down to the candy store to buy bubble gum and lollipops together. You can start mirin' when you see me pumping iron in the gym, and not feel uncomfortable about it. Having admiration for another man's body is perfectly normal. We can share the same shower to conserve water, and to help each other scrub hard to reach areas of our bodies, achieving a degree of cleanliness we normally couldn't on our own. I am fine with nudity, so the thought of sharing a shower with a close bro is no problem for me.

A bromance involves close, loving interaction with your fellow bro, who is equally as sure of himself as you are. We won't have to say "no homo" when giving each other shoulder rubs, shaving each other's backs or sitting nude in a hot tub together, because we know our sexuality and are comfortable in our own skin.

It's ok, you'll be fine. Just take my hand and I'll lead you into a world of endless possibilities and enlightenment. If you say no, that's fine too, I'm sure you'll have fun questioning yourself for the rest of your life, constantly unhappy and often confused in situations involving other men.

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Join in faggots, we're making a hate symbol.
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fyat

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I need some help /b/

>Be me
>Fuck girl on and off for about 8 months
>Ok fuck i just think she is cute but she is also rich and crazy
>Fuck her one day when she was on her period and i didn't cum inside her, maybe a little i don't remember
>Comes back to me like 2 or 3 months later telling me she is pregnant and its mine
>Tell her there is no way since i didn't release my jimmies in her oven and she was on her period
>Tells me "Timing matches it up to you"
>Threatens me with a DNA test and says she is going to sue me to death for child support n shit

I didn't finish inside her and she was on her period but she is 100% sure its mine.

I would let it go but she is not a dumb girl and has daddy's money to sue me and is very convinced that its mine.

Idk im scared /b/, what are the odds she somehow got pregnant by me?

I mean why would she be perusing me so much?

Why would she Insist on a DNA test if it wasn't mine?

Wat do i do /b/? any advice?

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What are some of the most creative ways you guys have masturbated?

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This stuff is Poison

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Why do women want to get into mens hobbies like video games and cars, but men don't want to get into women's hobbies like makeup and handbags?