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Let's talk Youtube.

Share tips/quirks/insight.
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Okay. First tip: don't interact with anything or anyone or you get aids
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>>723790311
Invent a time machine and go back to 2007 and bot 2 billion views like sony and every other faggot and then make other channels called vevo which keep your views and subs and placements and remove the 2 million from the other videos while keeping all your subs.

You cant become famous on youtube without going viral like 20 times in a row because everyone else botted fucking billions of views.

Reddit did the same fucking shit.
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>>723790311
Styx666

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Can we get a YLYL thread in this place?
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can /b/ count to 10?
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Ayy lmao dubs thread
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this is how you get dubs
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Ayy
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Im in for a few months of doing nothing (uni)

how do i make money in my free time ? preferably online. i dont need millions of cash, just a few bucks here and there

low wage jobs are the last resort

im pro at photoshop/illustrator, can draw on medium level, translate to/from english to 3 EU languages and.. no drugs
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hack into your parents' bank account
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>>723790827
guy or girl? hot or ugly? fit or fatty? im guessing youre a fat ugly guy. but if not you could whore yourself out on a cam site
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>>723790967
>stealing from parents

not an option

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This PNG has a hidden URL encrypted in it. Whoever finds it first will be gifted overwatch and battlefield 1. Goodluck to all of you.
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/jpg whatever. Still, goodluck
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>>723790974
Easy Gmask
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>this PNG
>stick.jpg

Ok

Well, This is something.

>meet qt girl on fb in music group
>kind of talk to her but she has bf so dont flirt
>liberal cuck asshole friend of mine adds her
>friend starts talking to her regularly
>she breaks up with bf bc my friend lives closer than bf (like 5,000 miles closer wtf this bitch doing)
>dates my friend for a month
>HE FUCKING FALLS IN LOVE NIGGA WAT???
>she realizes she hates him bc he is beta negative
>i called dibs on this thottie first so im still talking to her
>jokingly tell her i want to fuck her ass in a movie theatre
>she tells me she liked me more than him from start but i never showed interest so went for friend
>oh wtf okay
>tells me she really likes me and how im dif from other dudes she has talked to
>i tell myself not going to get feels for thottie bc dont need that
>she's also talking to another dude bc she want dick
>she tells me this bc i'm one of her only "real" friends
>skip ahead a few weeks
>i'm starting to fucking catch feels wtf this girl is great and uses this fucking site and has the same fucked kinks we do
>skip ahead a few more days to yesterday
>she hangs out with other dude
>says she is sore after and i instantly know without her saying it
>ask her today, yap, secondisn'tthebest.png


TL;DR: friends qt ex girlfriend wants my dick and i've started catching feeling for her and she's also fucking another guy

wat do /b/, she's like my only stable friend at the moment so i can't just gtfo bc loneliness, and if i stay i'ma get fucked up unless this bitch commits to me which she has already stated she's not wanting to do rn

she gave me a fucking razer naga for free so i mean she's not like, just using me for dick or some shit

Might post pics of her
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>>723790370
inb4 she fucking sees this and knows it's me
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>>723790370
>>723790433

going for trips real fast
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>>723790370
So basically, you talk to her and she likes you, but you never make a move. This means she looks elsewhere for dick.

I'm not sure what you're asking here.
Your problem is is obviously that you never make a move.

Asking jokingly to fuck her in the ass is just that: A joke. She won't take that seriously.

If i suddenly turned into you, and wanted to tap that, I would stop joking around, stop being just friendly, and start making some serious requests. Don't go all creepy, just ask her to meet up somewhere for something you commonly enjoy. Preferably your place, her place, or see a movie and go somewhere private after.

After spending an hour or so with her, suddenly go a little serious and tell her you asked to meet you because you find her pretty. (not hot, not sexy.. "Pretty") She makes you feel good and you want to get closer to her.. (this is where you have to find words that better suit your situation).

Make it your mission to kiss her before she leaves. If she leaves without kissing, it's a sign that you can't deliver, or a sign that she's not interested. If no kissy kissy, then forget about ever getting into her.

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Hunger Games

36 Tributes
37th Pic is Logo
NO BULLSHIT
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nhk bitch
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KURENT
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conor mc cracker

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Cuckold here, ask me any

Pic Related
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>>723790948
whats your ethnicity?
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>>723790998
Spanish
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>>723791068
what about the chick in the OP

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Where does b/ ike to cum on chicks? I shoot my load in girls mouths like it says to in the bible.
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in the pussy
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Bible? where at
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>>723791067
Romans

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Nerdcock thread
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BBC lemme see
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I love the nerdcock

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Waifu claiming thread.

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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
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"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."

Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
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>>723790149
I know, just it had been a while since you posted.

>>723790150
Aww~. <3
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>>723790332
Did you nap today?

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So what is your reason for being a normal gym bro instead of a gymnast?
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I'm not gay, so I'm neither.

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love you
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Fuck you bitch
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>>723790846
How and why though?
You don't even know me or anyone else here for that matter.
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>>723790846
Love you too snuggums.

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Deutschland Faden (ohne Fragen)
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>>723791033
wieso keine Fragen ?
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Fragen sind schwul.
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