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What's your ideal living scenario, /b/?

Myself:
>Decent sized comfy 1 BR 1 BA apartment located in the city close to lot's different amenities (parks, restaurants, public transit, museums, etc.)
>Have a nice set up with lot's of collected movies, books, vidya to watch at my leisure
>A pet dog and cat
>Job that nets me enough money to do the things I want, live comfortably without financial worry, and ideally does some good to the world and leaves me with some skills that can be beneficial in life
>FWB or two that I can keep things casual with

What's your ideal living situation, /b/?

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 02:37:19 Post No.724120855
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 02:37:19 Post No.724120855 [Report]

Maybe this.
BUT REPLACE CAT WITH 6FT PYTHON CALLED HYSTERIA
YE I JUST THOUGHT OF THAT.

Anonymous 2017-03-02 02:52:01 Post No.724121729
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 02:52:01 Post No.724121729 [Report]

>>724120673
I'd live in a modest house with a nice tv setup and a gaming room. Also a 2 car garage+an additional 2 car shop detached from the home.

Probably single or with rotating girls/feminine penis traps.

Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:08:21 Post No.724122666
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>>724120855
How much of a pain are snakes to care for?

>>724121729
Sounds nice. What is your dream car(s)?

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 02:53:17 Post No. 724121806 [Report] [View this topic]

You have exactly 1 second to say why you haven't killed yourself yet

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 02:53:50 Post No.724121835
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 02:53:50 Post No.724121835 [Report]

Because I haven't inflicted more damage than HP remaining upon myself.

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 02:54:08 Post No.724121862 [Report]

im trying ok m8

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 02:55:33 Post No.724121933 [Report]

>>724121835
This basically

Ive already begun the process of suicide by mozzarella cheese but it's actually slower than you'd think

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 02:57:18 Post No. 724122042 [Report] [View this topic]

butterface chicks. post em

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 02:41:05 Post No. 724121072 [Report] [View this topic]

LETS PLAY KAHOOT GET IN HERE
782182

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 02:46:17 Post No.724121370
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 02:46:17 Post No.724121370 [Report]

bump that shit

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Sir Autismo 4 joining the party

Anonymous 2017-03-02 02:57:45 Post No.724122062
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>>724121072
Im in

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 02:18:23 Post No. 724119747 [Report] [View this topic]

Share with /b/ your fetish(es), Anon.

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 02:20:19 Post No.724119849
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 02:20:19 Post No.724119849 [Report]

Just your average sadist here. Nothing in life is more satisfying than spanking a woman's bare ass with a belt until she's a sobbing mess.

Anonymous 2017-03-02 02:47:23 Post No.724121455
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 02:47:23 Post No.724121455 [Report]

>>724119849
That sounds retarded.

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Big tits

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 02:36:32 Post No. 724120800 [Report] [View this topic]

Go!!!

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 02:44:02 Post No.724121232
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 02:44:02 Post No.724121232 [Report]

Smart and great sex dont need no more

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 02:47:30 Post No.724121460 [Report]

>loyal and great sex
can be dumb as fuck, but cant have her running around flashing her pussy at every nigger

Anonymous 2017-03-02 02:48:36 Post No.724121533
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 02:48:36 Post No.724121533 [Report]

>>724121232

This guy's got the right idea

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 02:38:33 Post No. 724120929 [Report] [View this topic]

Let's remember today as the day when something smart happened on 4chan.

The end is near.

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 02:41:39 Post No.724121110
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 02:41:39 Post No.724121110 [Report]

Almost every single american is descended from immigrants

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 02:45:21 Post No.724121309 [Report]

>>724121110

Yeah but most did it legally via Ellis Island and other entry points. Most of the people who came to America during the first large wave of immigration wanted to be known as Americans. They wanted to do it right to prove who they are. Most immigrants who come to the US today want to make the US their country by instilling their values and ideologies not conforming to the established value system.

Also how are people supposed to take illegal immigrants seriously if the first act they take in this US is committing a crime?

Anonymous 2017-03-02 02:48:51 Post No.724121551
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>>724120929

>Implying the entire jew population isn't the root of their troubles

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 02:45:26 Post No. 724121313 [Report] [View this topic]

Has anyone here dated a transgender? What was it like?

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 02:46:13 Post No.724121364 [Report]

it was a pain in the ass

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Made me want to suck dick

Anonymous 2017-03-02 02:51:51 Post No.724121723
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>>724121637
You met her?

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:00:10 Post No. 724122207 [Report] [View this topic]

/LOLI/ general - Everything going smoothly edition! #003
In memory of the 2016 great loli marathon, I bring to you a new and exciting opportunity!

I will attempt to structure loli threads daily, as well as offer a loli group, https://t.me/lolichatb on telegram AND a new Discord, link is perma, https://discord.gg/n3JabGM
This is all a work in progress so things will be a little rusty, all the bugs will be ironed out soon enough!

Have a nice day anons.

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Queen says BUMP!

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 02:48:37 Post No. 724121535 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures.

You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team.
What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash).
You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 02:49:29 Post No.724121589
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>>724121535
ok

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 02:50:59 Post No.724121664 [Report]

Hey faggots, I'm m00t, guess what I sold your gay website to a chink, I'm a billionaire now. U mad? U jelly?

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>>724121535
Hey faggots, I'm Catie aka boxxy. Guess what I have a boyfriend now he's white so you niggers should shut the fuck up.

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 02:49:25 Post No. 724121587 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey /b/ I know that this is a retarded place to ask for advice but i really have run out of options.

My longterm girlfriend said that she wants me to be more dom (Not in a sexual way) but every time i try to take initiative with anything she gets angry at me.... WTF?!

I am confused as hell, she is kind of crazy. She told me last week she wants me to hurt her but not cheat on her...? WHAT?!

I just need advice, how can i be dom without pissing her off and keep our relationship fresh?

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