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Any Classical tags on tonight? If so:
-Favorite Composer
-Favorite Composition
Link to the former.
Franz Liszt
"Faust"
https://youtu.be/3ZUQ7yZTFco

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Hey /b/

You know the drill - send your girlfriend's Kik name, and I'll test to see if they're faithful. (I was on here earlier today and had a few successes)

Send their Kiks to mine (name: ShineAtNight23) and I'll update you privately (or I can post updates in this thread if you ask me to). I won't be testing any names left in the thread due to whiteknights and spammers.

>I've done this quite a few times and people have asked me questions, so I thought I'd take the time out here to give you a brief FAQ.

>"What is your success rate?"
>Between 60% & 70% on average.

>"Does it have to be my girlfriend?"
>Nope, friends are fine, or maybe your friend has a girlfriend you think might cheat.

>"What is your method?"
>It varies from girl to girl, some like beta-as-fuck-sweet-talk, some like hardcore sexting.

>"How big is your dick?"
>8 inches when fully hard. It's not the biggest dick in the world, but it's big enough to get unfaithful girls wanting more.

>"Do you always get tits?"
>No. Some girls simply just don't like sending tits. Once they've started "cheating" though, about 90% of girls WILL.

>"Why won't you take names from the thread, fag?"
>Well, as I've already said, whiteknights and spammers. WhiteKnights tell the girl that she's on /b/, and spammers will, you guessed it, spam her - meaning that she'll get a massive influx of dicks and sexts, which will mean no results, as she'll just block them all.

>"You haven't responded to me in ages, what gives, asshole?"
>Either your girlfriend hasn't yet responded/seen the message I sent her yet, or I'm informing others of their girlfriend's loyalty or lack thereof.

>"Why don't you bump the thread more often?"
>It can be tricky to hold up a thread, talk to 20 different girls AND the guys who requested me to check them, all at once. I do try my best to keep the thread alive, but it can be tricky when I get a large influx of chat messages. If you want to keep it going longer, please bump, it helps.

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>go into room

>See this

>"Do a line faggot."

What do?

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Hello, Anon. How's things? Feeling sad? Need a hug?

Let's talk.

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how many /b/tards would be willing to date a transgirl with a penis
a shemale
a chick witta dick

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Really makes you think...

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roll faggits

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interest?

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My wife and my sex life has been pretty dead for the last four years or more. We've had sex 4-10 times a year each year. She normally just lays there and let's me do my thing. Very depressing. I have consistently offered to try anything new to spice things up if it would help her get more into it. She has always declined anything new until about three weeks ago. Laying in bed one night after turning me down she brought up my offer to try something new. She told me that a male co-worker (he’s black but that doesn’t bother me) and she had been talking (and she admitted kind of flirting) and the subject of sex came up. He told her that he and his half-brother had fooled around with other women together a few times and really enjoyed it. He half-jokingly told her he'd love to have my wife join them. Over the course of a week or so they started talking more seriously about the possibility. She even met both the co-worker and brother for drinks to test the chemistry. Now, my wife tells me she feels like she'd like to try this three way AND have me there to watch. We talked about this and she promised it would just be once unless I said any more was ok. She also promised me more active sex at least weekly if I agreed to this.

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what do women think about when they are sucking dick ?

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Europeans don't refrigerate their eggs.

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Trips leaves 4chan forever

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G/fur thread!

Diapers not welcome, please make your own thread for that. Thanks.

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Ok /b/ so here's how it goes...

You are given $1,000,000 cash. What do you do with it?

Invest? Retire? Cocaine and hookers?

I'm curious because between 6-10 months from now I will most likely (knock on wood) be finding myself in this situation.

I personally would invest in CD's (both long and short-term), buy me a fucking Tesla because I'm a dick, and maybe if I feel like it, I'd like to open a popular burger franchise from where I was born in the city I live now. And that's just for starters.

Also, I'd love some feedback on my plan. How can I maximize this opportunity?

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Ass thread