what do women think about when they are sucking dick ?

"when is op finally going to cum? It smells so bad"

my wife first said it smelled bad, but then she got accustom to it, and now she loves it.

>>745277349
what are you thinkeng when licking pussy

>>745277349
Alimony and child support payments.

>>745277506
your right hand can talk?

>>745277509
killing my friends

>>745277506
what smells bad ? no personal hygiene

>>745277648
kek

>>745277777
checked

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>>745277777
sick quints

>>745277349
Probably the same thing you do when you suck dick OP

>>745277777
i've witnessed

>>745277506
your cock still smells bad tho ishe got accustom gnomesayin'

Depending on how dominant you are and if you are cappable of making then orgasm they get incredibly turned on by being able to service you in this way.

Pulling her hair and telling her to get down om her knees for you will make the right girl shiver down her spine (that's a direct quote).

Some girls get bored and think about the same shit men do during the act.
We're easily distracted creatures but some girls will go to town on your cock like it's a dog at dinner time...

>>745277777
Noooice.

>>745277777
nice quince

>>745277349
Probably anticipating the wonderful, delicious flavor of his load when he nuts.

>>745277777
Why would you use kek instead of lol? Think about it. It doesn't mean anything, its just the modification of the actual acronym lol. You don't even know why you use it. Somewhere, sometime you saw a few people post it and hopped right on board. Too mainstream for lol right? Thats so old, its meaning makes sense but you don’t feel comfortable expressing your approval of things on the internet with the common old "lol" thats been around for so long. You'll man up and use the purposely misspelled version with no discernible humor or purpose besides making you look like a complete idiot while you maintain the false concept that other people find it amusing or appropriate and using purposely misspelled words shows the world that you’re not afraid of anything and are part of some grand inside joke that no one finds funny. Theres a lot going through your head, but you realize that I’m right. You will try though, to get the best of this exchange. What are you going to go for? Newfag? Summer? Oh damn, there are so many options to choose from. An implication that I'm underage perhaps? That’s always fresh. Maybe you'll just shut down. I think you should go with something about “butthurt” or being mad or even comment on the length of the unproportionally long comment that so swiftly brought to your attention that you are a faggot that tries oh so hard to fit in. Careful though, is this even “OC”? Tsk tsk. Hard to say, don’t want to get embarrassed anon. I'm sure you could find some grammar or spelling errors as a last resort. I cant wait, Its always fun playing insult roulette. Fucking idiot!

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>>745277777
CHEKT

>>745277980
Found the douche

>>745277349
Same shit you would think about if you could eat pussy. What do you think they are thinking off. "I wonder if I left the iron on?" fuck op grow up>>745277424

>>745277777
get thread?

>>745278446
bruh its just common sense

do you actually know irl women

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>>745278149
Whoa. I can't believe I read all that. Someone's a little bit butthurty.

It's ok to cry bro. Buttthurty stings. Use some of that lotion you keep next to your computer. Sooth the pain.

>>745277349
I can tell you from a fag's perspective

>>745277424
pretty much this

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>>745278446
It's douchey to point out that some people are submissive and get turned on by pleasuring their partner?

>>745277716
O shit

>>745277777
O shit

>>745277509


MY MOM.

>>745277777
le repeating digits xDDD we did it reddit! xDDDDD

>>745278149
Nice pasta bro, last person used this on me like a year ago, if anything it shows that you are insecure and can't stand when people jump on trends. Well meme'd friendo you earned 1 whole keks

>>745278149
kek

>>745278149
Nerd, gtfo if you don't know the origin of kek

>>745277349
"Why do you have a stick between your legs?? Men are so weird!! I'm glad I was born a woman"

>>745277974
>ishe
ishe?

>>745277953
UNDERRATED POST

>>745277349
They think about daddy.

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>>745277974
>gnomesayin'

>>745278446
I have to agree with this guy:
>>745277980
>>745278980

Yes, he worded it in the douchiest way possible, but some women get very aroused by being submissive. Dick sucking is an easy way to feel submissive.

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>>745279298
Fuck off you piece of shit pagan.

>>745278149
>cant

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>>745278098
No scat porn please

>>745279360
THIS

>>745279511
damn

>>745277349

I don't know, OP. What do YOU think about when you are sucking dick?

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>>745279511
>License plate
Nice

usually about wanting to get pube hairs out of the back of my throat

>>745277777
>kek
praise kek

>>745278647
Go on.

>>745279511

I actually live near a person who has WINRAR as their actual license plate.

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>>745277349
When I did it, I was hoping the other guy wouldn't cum and make me swallow it.
>I'm a guy
>4chan made me gay

>>745279718
Gay or femanon... prove your existence

>>745279199
Go home.

>>745279511
Holy shit dude

Ill kill myself if this post ends in 1

>>745279950
lmao why do you people act like being a female on this site is weird? Im a girl.

>>745279847
>gay
>hates cum
doin it way wrong

>>745279666
Checked... evil.

>>745279847
You're a degenerate. KYS

>>745280027
because girls dont exist on the internet

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>>745280029
Gotta be careful, you know?

>>745277349
Self conscious intervals with effort

>>745280078
we definitely do

>>745277349
laundry, the shopping list, the inevitable flavor of salt and dirty pennies... but mostly pooping.

>>745280027
this is a boys only site t b h

>>745280027
Not wierd... just clearly more rare... and as most of us are clearly starving for interaction with a girl of like mind who's open about it, it's nice when you come along. We also hope you're hot... and kinda wanna see your tits.

>>745280109
Prove it. Tits and timestamp or gtfo.

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>>745280000

almost had it buddy

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>>745280000
But what if it ends in quads?

>>745280143
well then why is it the most frequented site on my pc??

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>>745280027

MtFs are not girls.

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>>745280242
Because you're cool af... but are you cool enough to show us your boobs?

>>745279819
Dude unzips his pants, cock half hard. I fish it out and start to suck

>he's kinda soft. Must be nervous.
>I'll just do a few laps around the head with my tongue, see how he likes it
>hello, that groan is a good sign
>his cock is hard. That's more like it
>time to go to town on this baby
>wonder what his load tastes like?

Scenario A:
>oh, a wedding ring. How the fuck can his wife get sick of this cock?
>never mind that, it's probably been a while. Indulge him
>suck his cock like your life depends on it
>WHOA, that's a big load
>fuck, he's trembling, there's more.. Better swallow
>this tastes so good!

Scenario B:
>this guy is definitely gay. Good thing stomach acid kills AIDS.
>just imagine you're sucking off a straight truck driver or something
>when will this be over

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>>745279360
Underrated as fuck.

>>745280425
>Gay as fuck.

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>>745277506
>my wife

>>745277349
Probably what you think about when you suck cock

>>745280242
cos u are a sick fuck

>>745280925
...guess we all are

>>745280342
Guess not.

>>745277777
shit

>>745277349
Most women usually solve complex differential equations while sucking dick.

>>745280777
>waste of trips

How much they'll never have to do it again once she's plopped out 4 kids and your cornered dumbass

>>745281207
guess that explains why we haven't colonized our galaxy

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>>745277777

usu. the dick and the dude

>>745279298
Yes, world of warcraft. I love how you assume i don't know where something came from just because I realize it's retarded

>>745281244
>Waste of dubs

sauce?

>>745280425
>Good thing stomach acid kills AIDS.

not sure it works like that...

>>745282222
Checked.

It does, actually.

>>745282462
Yeah it does but you can still contract HIV from oral. It's a long way from the mouth to the stomach.

>>745277349
bags of sand

>>745277349
My gf say. She is thinking if i like

>>745278149
Isnt kek from wow whenever an alliance would see horde they would day kek which was supposed to come up as lol in horde language

>>745282690
same.

>>745277349
"this is alot better than getting a real job"

>>745282594
yeah, i feel like stomach acid only begins after a good chink of the way into the journey

>>745277777
Can we please fucking stop with the CHECK posting already?? Jesus fucking christ I have never had the agony of witnessing such a putrid, painfully unfunny discord meme in my entire life. I would honest to fucking god bring back the cunting meme back til the end of time than see one more soul-crushingly awful brap post. I can picture all you fat, smug wankers snorting in laughter every time you type this autistic bollocks, thinking you’re the greatest comedy genius who ever lived. I just want you to know every time I see another line of text containing this cursed meme, another fabric of my soul is torn to shreds and I get one step closer to putting a fucking rope round my neck. Its time to fucking stop you degenerate fucking cretins.

>>745284076
triggered lolz

def how scratchy ball hair is

>>745277349
same thing when eating pushy
"I hope they're enjoying it because im not"

I've sucked dick before. When I did it I was thinking if I could deep throat it. Should I suck the balls now or in a little bit. I'm I doing good? Shit like that