Any Classical tags on tonight? If so:
-Favorite Composer
-Favorite Composition
Link to the former.
Franz Liszt
"Faust"
https://youtu.be/3ZUQ7yZTFco
>>745279222
fags*
>>745279222
bump
>>745279222
Faust Symphony, nice pull.
Impossible to pick a favorite, but for giggles let's say Schubert's Cello Quintet, D. 956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3tmFhrOgNk
Hey /b/
You know the drill - send your girlfriend's Kik name, and I'll test to see if they're faithful. (I was on here earlier today and had a few successes)
Send their Kiks to mine (name: ShineAtNight23) and I'll update you privately (or I can post updates in this thread if you ask me to). I won't be testing any names left in the thread due to whiteknights and spammers.
>I've done this quite a few times and people have asked me questions, so I thought I'd take the time out here to give you a brief FAQ.
>"What is your success rate?"
>Between 60% & 70% on average.
>"Does it have to be my girlfriend?"
>Nope, friends are fine, or maybe your friend has a girlfriend you think might cheat.
>"What is your method?"
>It varies from girl to girl, some like beta-as-fuck-sweet-talk, some like hardcore sexting.
>"How big is your dick?"
>8 inches when fully hard. It's not the biggest dick in the world, but it's big enough to get unfaithful girls wanting more.
>"Do you always get tits?"
>No. Some girls simply just don't like sending tits. Once they've started "cheating" though, about 90% of girls WILL.
>"Why won't you take names from the thread, fag?"
>Well, as I've already said, whiteknights and spammers. WhiteKnights tell the girl that she's on /b/, and spammers will, you guessed it, spam her - meaning that she'll get a massive influx of dicks and sexts, which will mean no results, as she'll just block them all.
>"You haven't responded to me in ages, what gives, asshole?"
>Either your girlfriend hasn't yet responded/seen the message I sent her yet, or I'm informing others of their girlfriend's loyalty or lack thereof.
>"Why don't you bump the thread more often?"
>It can be tricky to hold up a thread, talk to 20 different girls AND the guys who requested me to check them, all at once. I do try my best to keep the thread alive, but it can be tricky when I get a large influx of chat messages. If you want to keep it going longer, please bump, it helps.
>>745266377
liseliten98
Following for wins.
Bumping with some old OC of mine. I posted this the other day but my laptop's charger stopped working and I didn't get to finish it.
1/12
>Send names to ShineAtNight23
>go into room
>See this
>"Do a line faggot."
What do?
>>745271485
I do the line
>>745271485
Oh just Blow it out your ass
Do the line, faggot
Hello, Anon. How's things? Feeling sad? Need a hug?
Let's talk.
>>745270797
i'm 17 and i'm bullied by ppl at school
should i kill them?
>>745270948
No.
here's your free bump fam
how many /b/tards would be willing to date a transgirl with a penis
a shemale
a chick witta dick
>>745275416
not dating but fuck in secret
also only cute traps with ok voice
>>745275416
There's no such thing as a female with a penis.
There are two biological sexes. This is a scientific fact. If someone has a penis, they are biologically male. The science isn't vague on this. It's decided and universally agreed upon.
A human with a penis is in fact a male.
>>745275416
Sure why tf not
Really makes you think...
Doesn't it?
>>745268863
Really makes her stink.
>>745268863
>>745271105
These threads are more autistic than the original
roll faggits
>>745276671
derp
Rolltato
interest?
yes.
>>745280138
Yup. Gf?
>>745280219
yeah
My wife and my sex life has been pretty dead for the last four years or more. We've had sex 4-10 times a year each year. She normally just lays there and let's me do my thing. Very depressing. I have consistently offered to try anything new to spice things up if it would help her get more into it. She has always declined anything new until about three weeks ago. Laying in bed one night after turning me down she brought up my offer to try something new. She told me that a male co-worker (he’s black but that doesn’t bother me) and she had been talking (and she admitted kind of flirting) and the subject of sex came up. He told her that he and his half-brother had fooled around with other women together a few times and really enjoyed it. He half-jokingly told her he'd love to have my wife join them. Over the course of a week or so they started talking more seriously about the possibility. She even met both the co-worker and brother for drinks to test the chemistry. Now, my wife tells me she feels like she'd like to try this three way AND have me there to watch. We talked about this and she promised it would just be once unless I said any more was ok. She also promised me more active sex at least weekly if I agreed to this.
>>745276502
Part two
Long and short, this evening we sent the kids for a sleepover at Grandma's and I watched my wife have very vigorous sex with these men. Afterward she did go down on me for a few minutes and then got on top of me for about the three minutes it took me to cum after watching the whole two hours the three of them went from drinks to their first kisses to foreplay to full on sex. Some things hurt: she got very into the sex with both of them, both their penises were quite a bit larger than mine, she had multiple orgasms with both and she let the coworker cum inside of her. She hasn't let me cum inside her in several years because she says she hates the feeling of it squishing around in her after. Even tonight after being with them and riding me, she jumped off and left me to cum on my own stomach. There were things, I liked: watching her fucking and sucking both of them WAS very arousing to watch, seeing her being sexual again was great, when she was with me after she put a lot into it and she made those promises about more and better sex.
Did I make a mistake? Was this a chance worth taking?
>>745276502
>>745276557
I know this is a long read but PLEASE /b/, I have no one else to turn to.
Place in next weeks bin collection.
what do women think about when they are sucking dick ?
"when is op finally going to cum? It smells so bad"
my wife first said it smelled bad, but then she got accustom to it, and now she loves it.
>>745277349
what are you thinkeng when licking pussy
Europeans don't refrigerate their eggs.
>>745269764
Neither do chickens.
>>745269764
neither do south americans
i dont understand why europoors wouldnt though
>>745269848
ayy
>>745269764
I got 23 in my fridge atm
Trips leaves 4chan forever
ok
Here's a porn in case you never see me again.
roll madonna
G/fur thread!
Diapers not welcome, please make your own thread for that. Thanks.
Ok /b/ so here's how it goes...
You are given $1,000,000 cash. What do you do with it?
Invest? Retire? Cocaine and hookers?
I'm curious because between 6-10 months from now I will most likely (knock on wood) be finding myself in this situation.
I personally would invest in CD's (both long and short-term), buy me a fucking Tesla because I'm a dick, and maybe if I feel like it, I'd like to open a popular burger franchise from where I was born in the city I live now. And that's just for starters.
Also, I'd love some feedback on my plan. How can I maximize this opportunity?
>>745272401
I would pay my loans, get a pretty good house, and a decent car. The rest of money I'd probably use to franchise a restaurant or something.
Bumping because of my serious curiosity.
>>745272545
That's another part I forgot to add. I will first and foremost be paying back student loans and all debt.
And buy a key of some fire coca.
Ass thread
>>745276233
that courtney?