PLEASE READ CAREFULLY
I have been practicing black magic for 14 years. I have been very successful at spells and summoning. With that being said,
Lets play a game /b/:
EVERY post that ends in 77 in this thread will obtain great wealth within the next 30 days.
BUT,
EVERY post that ends in 66 in this thread will die a violent and painful death within the next 24 hours.
Please only play if you are serious and willing to take the risk.
Good luck my friends
Nice bait
>>731403469
Hows your frst day here, newfag?
>>731403384
I'm gay
I've been an anon for 13 years and never asked for anything. I've contributed by joining many raids but I never was any good in PS.
Can I see the best of /b/ on this guy ? This is not a personal army request, this is just me picking up a righteous dividend.
If you could make him midget sized I would be thankful for eternity.
Pic related.
Shameful bump.
>>731396257
I'll take a shot, but gonn take a while, If you can keep up the thread for approx. 15 minutes I'll post it.
Storytime /b/
This is the story of 2 eventful years of my life, pretty much everything is covered.
Everything is real, except for the names.
(Be warned, I start off as the most beta person alive)
>Be me
>16
>Been in and out of more foster homes than I care to remember, ended up living happily with a family member
>About 7-8/10
>Britfag
>Decent student, consistent As/Bs
>Walk into school, average day
>In school early as I usually
>Sit down and start talking to this girl, Carley
>This girl, Becky (about 7/10) walks in
>Becky gives me an evil stare then precedes to ignore my existence and starts talking to Carley
>Start talking to another friend, James (I know I've given a lot of names but they all play key roles later on)
>Eventually class starts, and the rest of my friends arrive
>We aren't really outcasts, just we are a close-knit group who don't often mix with others
>There are 4 of us: Me, Marcus, Chris and Bill
>My friend Marcus finds out that there's a maths club on during Friday lunch hours
>Convinces me that it'd be funny to tag along and laugh at the others' mathematical inability
>Sounds harsh but most of the people that went to this club were stuck up and overconfident
>Go to math club
>See this girl there, 2 years below me, name is Hannah
>I've had a few conversations with her before, and she is the ex of one of my friends
>I notice that she looks pretty cute (She appeared to be a 8-9/10 back then but upon reflection she was barely pushing 7)
>Eventually start messaging back and forth, have a few meaningful conversations
>Find out that she's quite into the arts
>Also find out that she's annoyed people keep saying she's gay just because she has short hair and is in to all the LGBT stuff
>Start to develop feelings for her
>Tell her that I like her
>Cont?
(I realise that this is all a bit boring, but I'm just setting up the scene, it gets more interesting)
>>731395112
>After I tell her that I like her, she says that she really can't get into anything like that at the moment
>I assume that it's because she wants to study (She really wants good grades and exams are drawing close)
>We still carry on talking as friends
>I seldom talk to her in person because my friends are likely to make annoying comments
>End up telling Bill that I like this girl
>Bill keeps trying to get me to talk to her
>Bill eventually tells the other friends in our group that I like this girl, nobody really cares
>We start talking in public more often
>Many people, her parents included, conclude that we both like eachother
>This carries on until exams finish
>My last year of secondary school (11th grade essentially) so I get off as soon as my last exam finishes
>Remember last day quite clearly
>Right at the end of the day, it's just me and this girl, Amelia, alone in a large hall
>Easily a 9/10
>We start playing with a ping-pong ball that we find, bouncing it across room etc.
>Talk properly for like the first time ever
>Realise she's got a really great personality
>Eventually Hannah turns up and joins in on the conversation
>Amelia appears to get a bit bored, and decides to leave
>Say goodbye to Hannah and go home
>My dad takes me on a trip to Germany through the Netherlands to climb a mountain
>>731395228
>I conclude that I'll use this time to clear my head, nothing spiritual or anything, just I'd be without all the other bother of normal life
>On our way through the Netherlands I end up getting kicked out of a coffee shop because I have no ID, my dad just laughs at me
>Eventually I decide that when I get back I'll just try to figure out what's going on
>Have a lot of fun in Germany; legal drinking age for beer is 16 so get properly drunk for the first time
>A week after getting home Marcus invites me to go to the nearby city for the day with two others: Carley and Hannah
>Still remember the date actually, 4th July
>I find out that Carley is Hannah's best friend
>Eventually Hannah and I grab a coffee alone
>Hannah looks visibly shaken
>She is literally shaking
>I ask what's wrong and she just tells me that she's tired
>Meet up with the other two and I end up talking to Marcus quite a bit
>Get a lift home with Carley, who tells me not to give up with Hannah, but also not to be too sad if things don't work out the way I want
>Then came possibly the most beta night of my life...
>Cont?
>>731395278
([spoiler alert]I'm just gonna preface this by stating that I am definitely straight)
>What follows is the most beta thing I have ever done
>First mistake of many
>So Hannah and I start sending messages
>I ask why she was so nervous
>This time the answer was different
>I don't remember her exact reply, but it was something along the lines of this:
>"I spend about 10% of my time having fun, studying etc."
>"And about 90% of the time pretending to be straight"
>Then we start Skype call
>Now up until this point I hadn't actually felt any sexual attraction towards her
>The idea of the two of us even kissing made me feel a bit ill
>I concluded that my feelings for her were purely of a romantic nature
>This made me reflect on past relationships which, for some unknown reason, ended when there was too much physicality
>And I decided I must be asexual
>And at the time, just the idea of sex made me want to vomit
>I told her that I was asexual, and she suggested going into a fake relationship so as not to arouse suspicion
>After this I go silent for the majority of summer
>Cont?
You wonder why nobody ever calls or texts you but YOU DO KNOW the answer.
Why is that /b/? Whats the answer?
His bloodline ends with him.
>>731400559
Because I keep people at a distance. I am not interested in other peoples lives, they generate undesired drama.
Because I don't call or text anyone else.
no ylyl?
Kekyoin
>>731398498
da fuck is roblox?
Ask a fat dude with depression anything.
can you see your dick with that fatass body?
why
>>731400855
are you depressed because you are fat?
or are you fat because of depression?
My gf is a total cunt.
She got raped as a kid and still doesn't want to get help and has conformed to the shit. She is mental and fucking broken.
I'm so tired of her shit but I love her. We aren't even talking or interacting much anymore.
But yeah, that's how my life's going /b/ros.
Pic related.
Hacking because she's gone and I'm bored.
What have you faggots hacked today?
I dont really know how to hack. (am i mean reall hacking, not scripting) I just make non hacking related programs :p
>>731401021
Cool, man, what kind of stuff are you working on?
jesus thought you we're my best friend (ex) for a while there....
They deleted this tweet after getting called out
But I guess
It's not racist if it's anti-white
Right?
>>731401002
To use a saying from /pol/:
>It isn't RACIST if it's true
Sure, maybe in this scenario. Every nigger I've seen doesn't age well. You know, the 15 year old niggers that look 30
shut up honky and suck my fat brown dick a$ap
How do you like your women /b/ ?
Bump
>>731400455
submissive and obedient
>>731400455
To shake it off
Malaka thread
rodos edo
>>731399634
Εξαιτίας σου υπήρξε το ban, είμαι σίγουρος.
>>731399634
εσυ εισαι αυτος?
>>731399556
αντε να γινει παραδοση να γινετε kαθε βραδυ
left or right thread
>>731393172
left
>>731393172
RIght
>>731393320
Left
>>731393344
Left
Is Shill Nye the feminist guy qualified?
>>731401127
Yes.
/thread
>>731401127
With that shit logic, half of construction workers should be women.
>>731401127
He is like real life SJW character from Tumblr
Faces of /b thread, rate me guys
>>731395685
cute gap teeth nigger besides that you're a pretty nigger
>>731395685
possibly dangerous nigger/10
>>731395685
a very interesting looking negro indeed, you're not albino why is your hair and beard that color? hmm
Tributes and saves bread
the best ever!
Girls with glasses cumshots naked etc
>>731396001
Now covered in jizz