You wonder why nobody ever calls or texts you but YOU DO KNOW

His bloodline ends with him.

>>731400559
Because I keep people at a distance. I am not interested in other peoples lives, they generate undesired drama.

Because I don't call or text anyone else.

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>>731400559

Fuck man, my back is messed up from playing drums my whole life. But HOLY SHIT that is the mother of all spinals if I've ever seen one.

Turtles don talk, live in sewers, smell like shit.

>>731401696
You sound like my friend. I dont believe he thinks that, I want to get close to people but i guess im too weird and antisocial do to so

>>731400559
I think we have an understanding of im damaged goods and they are them i guess..

>>731401696
You sound like me

>>731401696
i bet u watch anime

>>731400559
I still get texts occasionally but for the most part my friends are busy with their own lives.

Just wondering, Do any of you go out to the local bar? Like mingle with people outside your family and friends?

Im a boring person that stays home all the fucking time. I cant entertain anyone with my existance and anything else I could offer to anyone seems rather worthless/useless. And just add a little pinch of retardation of top of that.

>>731401696
this

>>731400559
42

>>731403722
what is the question?

i text and call alot with my friends, but not alot with girls, thats how the friendzone starts. i often get laid at parties while my mates dont because they have been put in the friendzone

Because I ignore everyone and shut myself in the house the day after texting and talking to everyone for fucking hours. I'm an inconsistent piece of shit ayy. Ruined 3 relationships cause those bitches would text me everyday and I needed to get away from it.

i have family and that's all the matters. with about 2 very close friends. i can be social, but also prefer time alone. intro/extrovert.

>>731400559
it's the craaaaaab people who have hacked your phones and emails and block any contact you have with the outside world
you're not unbearable or awkward or make people uncomfortable
no way..

>>731401696
No, rather you incapable of doing so, and instead of doing anything to fix the problem you attempt to justify it with pathetic excuses such as 'unneccessary drama'.

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>>731400559
Because Im known as the weird quiet guy who never talks and im too afraid to break the stereotype

>>731400559
I'm an anti social alcoholic

>>731403920
see your argument or whatever you're trying to say is very flawed. when you say "fix the problem", you're implying that it's a problem. there is nothing wrong with being content or alone. you shouldn't interfere with other peoples way of living. this life is lived by what makes you happy. you should never get in the way of someone's happiness..it's called being an asshole. if you're being an edgy 4channer, i get it. if this is your actual opinion, ur a shitty person

I'm very concerned by my future, i keep people at a distance to stay focused on what matters to me, i Will make friends on the way or when I'm done, it doesn't matter.

>>731403878
Are you me

>>731404412
You sound like you have contemplated suicide before.

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>>731400559
My posture is honestly way worse so I always sit in chairs with a backing and basically lay down in them.

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>>731404162
same
people try and talk to me but i just one answer every long paragraph. they gave up eventually. i hate texting, thats why i love this site, i can talk to my /b/ros then leave whenever i want, never to be talked to again

>>731403629
I relate to this very strongly. I'm sure that you aren't as boring as you think though. People tend to discredit ourselves as boring because we are a custom to our own routines.

>>731400559
I don't know how to initiate a conversation so I don't.

my friends have girlfriends now, ive been left behind.

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>>731403878
>>731404480
my niggas. feels good to know im not the only weird one that does this

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>>731404587
i feel ya, /b/ro

Social constructs are usually give and take , if you ask for a favour or some talk or some stuff you will be obliged to do it for others , considering this i dont wanna be obliged to help people or talk to them when they are free and i m capable enough to face my problems alone and i dont want to be a mean guy too, its not that i am a basement dweller or anything like that i just dont like human social structure , and i also enjoy solitude so here's your answer anon

Because I'm a Nigger


-snake

>>731404587
Shut up stupid

>>731402127
Ya but theyre awesome at martial arts

>>731404726
Yeah dude, like I've ruined countless relationships with girls because I get tired of talking to them/texting them, same thing with normal friends too, maybe I just need to find a girl exactly like me lmao

>>731404712
I'd be your friend and hang out maybe we could turn things sexual from time to time.

>>731404908
My problem is that I like personal space, last chick was just like me but clingy. I don't think i'd ever be able to move in with a girlfriend.

>>731403878
tfw

>>731404874
yes sir

>>731404991
?

>>731405076
u suck that bad at keeping a gf? must not be for you. betaboy

>>731400559
They do, it's getting them to fuck off that's the problem.

>>731405076
Yeah I feel it, I like my personal space, and I have weird rituals I need to do every night lol. I've never gotten to the point of moving in with a girl, mostly just hookups now,

>>731404280
You MUST be ugly and under the age of 18.

>>731405202
we don't have friends

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Because I don't like people, have very antisocial behavior, I don't really fit in anywhere, I stopped letting people use me.

>>731405245
I could suck you off from time to time.

>>731405277
cringe

>>731401342
Lol brutal

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>>731405202
terrible target marketing.
shitty spammer.

>>731405508
What sexuality are you following, my man

>>731400559
because i'm a caustic asshole who has no problem turning on someone in a heartbeat

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>>731401696
>tfw too intelligent

>>731400559
They do, but I pretend they don't.

>>731400559
Unfortunately I have constant attention in the form of calls and texts from 2 girls that are fighting over me.

Sounds awesome...

It's the most annoying fucking thing in the world. I don't get 5mins to myself these days.

>>731405355
yeah. you seem to be projecting OP. take some time off and talk to yourself and seek out what you want in life. i know you don't want to be on 4chan trying to piss people off. anyone is better than that. dunno what has you hurt, but i'm confident you'll figure it out eventually

I don't own a phone...

>>731400559
Because I am uninteresting. Not that my interests are so obscure or highbrow that no one else shares them, but because my interests are so generic that basically everyone shares them, so I don't really rise above anyone else

>>731401780
/thread

>>731404686
Well, thanks for the nice words, but whenever I hear from the few friends I have how much fun they've had doing this or that (very often with their friends) and the most interesting thing I can say about what I have done is "dropped a nuke on US in Civilizations some time ago", it rather is convincing, at least to me, that I am not interesting. It sometimes leaves me wondering why do I initiate those conversations if I cant put anything into them.

>>731405307
Yeah thats exactly where i'm at, not drowning in pussy or anything but a nice girl I bring home from time to time and I think i'm happy with that.

>>731405259
Stay mad commitment fag

>>731406105
Again. I know how you feel.
All I can say is
"I went to work than spent some time on 4chan". That being said, people who game can seem exciting to me. So you're already not a bore.

Im an asshole. I dont fit into amy group because of my lack of empathy. I think that im not balanced emotionally so i go crazy sometimes. I cant control myself trying to fuck up everyone near me and at the end im just a shitty person who you dont want with you.

>>731406471
First step in change is acceptance my friend.

>>731400559
nah my friends ask me to hang out all the time, I don't really get why since I don't find myself funny but apparently they do. I just don't have many friends, it's hard for me to make emotional connections after my mother died early in my life and my father just didn't really care for me.

>>731406362
You'd end up being disappointed, really. I can passionately talk about games and history. But drown you either in stories on why certain Civs have certain perks or long explanations on how were British tanks classified during the world wars due to their role as modern cavalry. Or even tell a story about how my great grandpa beaten Chad of his times and married my great grandma. Anything, any story I can offer is someone else's, not mine.

>>731407167
Personally stories, history and gaming info all capture my attention. They may not be stories you personally creates but I'd listen because you were the one telling it. Care to share one with me anon?

>>731407354
Well, sure. The story of my great grandpa is simple. So he fell in love with Halinka, my great grandma, a girl loved by pretty much everyone in his village. But someone, a certain fop with accordion already engaged with her and brought her to his home. When my grandpa heard about it, he jumped on a horse to make himself taller (he was rather short, like 1.65 meter) and broke into the fop's home, still on top of a horse, shot everywhere with his revolver scaring the entire family out of the house, kidnaped Halinka and on his way out he shot the fop's accordion. Went home with his trophy, left her there and then went to Halinka's family to ask them for permission to marry her, saying that he wont give her back anyways.

>>731408184
Where on earth and when did this happen? Because it's amazing.

>>731408278
Somewhere in eastern Poland, before World War II. I forgot the detail of where exactly my great grandpa lived since my father didnt tell me that too often.

>>731408538
See now that was not at all boring. In part because of the story itself but also in part because of how you told it. You may have rushed it but I liked it

>>731408652
Well, thanks. Im not that fluent in english to make a book out of that so sorry if it felt rushed or simple.

>>731400559
I don't understand the drama people make about stuff. i hear people complain and cry about the most retarded stuff. I am a social. I will say almost nothing because i see no reason to communicate any idea to another person, it needs to be productive and there needs to be a point. Most people just talk about stuff that i think, who the fuck cares what you did, what you ate or what you felt.

>>731408816
Not at all. I loved it anon. I've been horribly sick all day and you really cheered me up with that story. Thank you.

>>731408935
You are welcome. Plus, I should thank you too, for your nice words. That actually cheered me up too.

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>>731400559
Bec--
>>731401696
--oh, shit, someone beat me to it. This. I never really reach out, and eventually people just get wrapped up in their own lives and the friends who are closer to them. Doesn't bother me, it's just part of the cycle.

And God do I enjoy the resounding lack of drama in my personal life.

>>731409142
You aren't nearly as boring as you think. In about 4-5 hours there will be a fortune telling thread. You should come if you are free. We can say hi again. I'll sign my posts as "phi" there.

>>731409269
Well, sorry, but Im kinda tired already and will go to sleep within the next hour. Thats what I get for living in CET time zone and using a mostly-american website. Have a good night though. If I see any Phi anywhere tomorrow I'll be sure to say hi.

>>731409569
Fair enough. I hope you have a good sleep anon. Every Monday, Wednesday and Friday the same thread happens at 9pm EST in North America. I hope you can make it sometime. Thanks for the story.

>>731401696
Pretty much. I go in cycles though. I'm an adult and have plenty of friends and women I can fuck. But I hate people. Until I need some social connection.

>Spend a couple weeks at a time just not interacting with anyone on a personal level.
>Get antsy.
>Spend a week or so reconnecting with everyone I know, going out, drinking, fucking etc.
>Once I get it out of system, disappear back into the abyss.

>>731400559

I'm engaged and generally communicate with my social group in some form through the week

>>731400559
Because I'm a broke loser and I stopped talking to my female friends because of my possessive, jealous girlfriend. I regret that. Don't let jealous girls get between you and your friends. Toss that bitch to the curb.

I'm quiet and introverted by nature. I really don't mind people as much as I once did.

Most of the time I'm just sort of paranoid or scared of being "found out" how little social skills I really have. I'm good at small talk and am able to "fake it til I make it" with people, but I feel there's telltale signs that I suck at socializing.

>24
>Live at home in the basement
>No friends, apart from Skype friend
>Never had a GF
>Virgin

It's all never really bugged me until recently. I don't wallow in self pity about it. Hindsight is always 20-20, but I wish I had taken some more chances and been more fun loving

People are afraid of my looks